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04-09-2007, 05:25 PM
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to express love for a psycological disorder is like licking the underside of a turtle; just don't do it because it makes you look like an idiot.
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 05:43 PM
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to express love for a psycological disorder is like licking the underside of a turtle; just don't do it because it makes you look like an idiot.
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Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
-The Princess Bride
Smile. It makes them wonder what you've been up to.
- Unknown
Wasn't that a Lilly alen album?
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04-09-2007, 05:52 PM
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Depends on the turtle and the fetishist.
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04-09-2007, 06:07 PM
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I quite like a turtle's underside.
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04-09-2007, 06:09 PM
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It's sooooooo naughty. Like a smooth loofah.
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04-09-2007, 06:12 PM
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I quite like a turtle's underside.
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It is kind of "plastic" isn't it?
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04-09-2007, 06:14 PM
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Real turtle.
Not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
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04-09-2007, 06:38 PM
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I know, i was just trying to recall the time when i used to have a turtle.
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04-09-2007, 07:14 PM
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what have I done? I think a turtles underside is sort of plasticky, but it's textured, divided into squares.
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 07:17 PM
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Like a kind of neverending six pack.
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04-09-2007, 07:20 PM
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yah, like arnold swarzeneger's (sp?) stomach. Ewww.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 07:23 PM
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I miss my tortoise.
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04-09-2007, 07:30 PM
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Aww; they're cute, but I've never owned one. I had two cats. Once they passed on (at 17) I invested in an energetic blur that I call dasher.
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At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 07:31 PM
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Licking cats is a whoooooole other Oprah show.
They're gamey. And then there's the hair, the claws, then the running and the screaming....
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04-09-2007, 07:35 PM
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Mmmmmm, cats.
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04-09-2007, 07:38 PM
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Lord almighty. Only on gnet will people have a discussion about licking turtles, the texture of a turtle's underside and the differences with licking cats. I love you people.
Ps. Last time I checked, a turtle's underside is rather smooth, but slightly ribbed...not flat. However, since turltes spend most of their time with their "stomachs" on the ground, I would suggest cleaning it off before licking it. Oh wait...those are tortoises. Turtles live in the sea. Ooops. I think I like the idea of a Leatherback Turtle's shell meself...google it and you'll see. The name gives you a hint though.
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04-09-2007, 07:39 PM
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Mmmmm... steaky.
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04-09-2007, 07:42 PM
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Lord almighty. Only on gnet will people have a discussion about licking turtles, the texture of a turtle's underside and the differences with licking cats. I love you people.
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That's SO going to be my new sig!
EDIT: Yes. It's more awesome than Macbeth :P
MORE EDIT: But I changed the 'gnet' to 'www.gothic.net' to be an advertising whore. (more ':P')
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People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-09-2007, 07:45 PM
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Yep, a land tortise has a manner of scale/plates on its underbelly. Quite the tastebud sensation. Beware of the mighty Loggerhead. Dem bite back. Hard.
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04-09-2007, 07:48 PM
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Thats why I stick with licking cats.
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04-09-2007, 07:49 PM
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As in you stick with physically licking the cats or as in you stik with cats that physically lick?
These things matter.
To someone.
I'm sure of it.
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04-09-2007, 07:54 PM
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LOL, I meant me licking other cats, but if there was one animal i would lick it would be some kind of frog so that it will turn human give me...stuff? Really cant think of anything else i would lick.
dancing in rain: I love you people. I am a person too right?
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04-09-2007, 08:04 PM
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Ever sucked on a AA Duracell?
I think it's poisonous.
Try it. ^^
(I'm not being sarcastic to GothicPride. It's really yummy)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-09-2007, 08:08 PM
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I like cats too. Might we exchange recipies? I have a delightful one for hamster kebabs.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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04-09-2007, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Ever sucked on a AA Duracell?
I think it's poisonous.
Try it. ^^
(I'm not being sarcastic to GothicPride. It's really yummy)
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Yes gothicpride all the cool Goths are sucking battery's why don't you do it?
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