the Corrupted Wishes game

[the-nihilist]

Granted; however, the more fun you have at these parties the more you suffer. Much like a heroin addicts' withdrawal, at the end of these parties you collapse on the floor in a fetal position in a cold sweat, shivering and vomiting.

I wish my car didn't have a cylinder head gasket leak.

[vindicatedxjin]

Granted, it will get so bad that your whole car breaks down and you will have to get a new one...

I wish I didn't have to work everyday.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, you become unemployed.

I wish i can find more awesome death or doom metal albums

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, but you play them at such a loud volume that your ears start bleeding and you become deaf.

I wish that I could grow two more inches.

[vindicatedxjin]

Granted, only your bones and muscle grow but your skin remains the same causing it to snap open and make you bleed to death.

I wish I could play piano better...

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, but you are forced to play the piano for an eternity without rests and you soon die of exhaustion, while your dead corpse still plays.

I wish to rise up with my feline brethren to rule the world!

[vindicatedxjin]

Granted, but you are all male...therefore your breed dies...

I wish to happily married one day./

[the-nihilist]

Granted; however, the devil takes your soul. Enjoy this life while you can, because the afterlife won't be so pleasant.

I wish I had the power to teleport like those guys in the movie "Jumper"

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, but by accident, you teleport yourself to the bottom of the sea and before you can teleport yourself out, the water crushes you to death.

I wish for the power of telekinesis.

[the-nihilist]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, however, the government soon learns of your unique ability and hunts you down, capturing you. You spend the rest of your life in a sterile government lab having your brain dissected, while the rest of the world believes you to be dead.

I wish I didn't live in Mississippi.

[vindicatedxjin]

Granted, you live in Alabama instead

I wish I could live in Europe

[Lord Whiskerton]

Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin

Granted, you live in Alabama instead

I wish I could live in Europe

Granted, but you are sent back in time to the Dark Ages and become a victim of the Black Plague.

I wish I was immune to disease.

[the-nihilist]

Granted. You're killed in a drive by shooting.

I wish whoever posts below me to suffer ten-fold what I will suffer.

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, However, because it would be very difficult for me to corrupt your wish without me receiving ten-fold what you would have suffered, a rip in the time space continuum appears and drags you into oblivion. The memory of your existence has been erased and you never made that wish.

I wish that John Lennon was brought to life.

[the-nihilist]

Granted; Unfortunately, in order to do that they needed living organs, and since you made the wish you unwittingly volunteered to be the donor. Don't worry, because John Lennon will speak at your funeral!

I wish I had a bottle of Jack Daniels.

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, You receive the bottle.....without the inner contents.

I wish that I would gain the power of a million gods!

[the-nihilist]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, however, the existence of gods has not been proven, thus you quickly fade from existence and all who knew you forgot you in an instant.

I wish for non-lethal pizza.

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, However instead of ending up on a plate, it ends up in your liver...and you die....

I wish that I had some more paperclips.

[the-nihilist]

Granted. An 8 ton crate of paper clips is dropped from the sky. You never saw it coming. The paramedics had a hard time separating pieces of you from the ground.

I wish I had some pancakes and that having these pancakes would not cause me misery or harm in any way possible.

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, the pancakes do not affect you in any way, but the chair you were sitting on was not really a chair but a massive bear! It consumes you and you perish......

I wish that I had the power to read minds....but only one mind at a time.

[the-nihilist]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, however, a crazed paranoid xenophobe wearing a tin foil hat notices your ability and mistakes you for an extra terrestrial spy. Needless to say, one shotgun blast later, you're dead.

I wish I got paid for doing nothing.

[Lord Whiskerton]

Granted, you get paid in wooden beads...

I wish that I could cook better.

[Geoluhread]

Granted, but then no one would appreciate it.

I wish i finish this political science crap sooner!

[the-nihilist]

Granted; you're now finished. It's a damn shame you didn't pass though.

I wish I could control the elements!

[Anarasha]

Granted, but a failed attempt at summoning up a Water Elemental ends up summoning a deadly mass of water to splash you to oblivion.


I wish to be an immortal Vampire.