the Corrupted Wishes game

[Magpie_Tendencies]

(Kitsune - Since my Japanese is shocking, I would probably have caused the deaths you forsee, regardless of whether I had kept up the language or not!)

Your wish is granted.

You now type at 200wpm. However, due to your new typing capacity, the FBI sees you as a threat to government security and has you arrested for being a "possible cracker".

I wish this song wouldn't take so long to download.

[TwistedKitsune]

Granted.

It doesn't take forever to dowload, but when it does (almsot instantaneously) it contains a rather nasty virus that renders your files non accessable and causes you to lose absolutely everything on your computer.

I wish my feet weren't cold.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Granted.

The wish fairy gives you magic socks to warm up your feet. However the spell on the socks soon breaks and the socks catch fire leaving your feet seriously burnt and you are unable to walk due to the constant pain.

I wish that my community action forms were already completed.

[Icarian Decoding]

Granted!
Your community action forms are completed. But all they say is "Gobble".
I wish my new Bow would come in.

[TwistedKitsune]

Granted.

However, you receive the wrong kind of bow. You get a bright pink hair bow!

I wish my headache would go away

[Icarian Decoding]

Granted.
You now have no headache. Instead, you now have constipation, and no Pepto-Bismol.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

[lena]

Granted.
You now have an oscar meyer wiener---mobile, and it is your only means of transportation.

I wish I had something good to read.

[TwistedKitsune]

Granted.

You are now an Oscar Meyer Wiener. And I'm hungry. And won't miss you much if you're gone. So I'm gonna eat you.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Lena - Granted. However the book is a one-of-a-kind and costs you all the money in your bank account and is then eaten by your neighbour's dogs.

Kitsune - Granted. However to sate your hunger you had to eat the Oscar Meyer Wiener Icarian Decoding and you have now been arrested for canniblism.

I wish it was Easter already.

[Saya]

Granted, but scientists say they have found the body of Jesus and that Easter is cancelled. Riots break loose. The Easter bunny is trampled to death.

I wish I could get a job at a bookstore.

[TwistedKitsune]

Granted. But there is an earthquake, and all the bookshelves fall over on you and, sadly, you perish.

I wish I could buy books.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Granted.

Sadly, you develop a shopping addiction and spend all your money on books. When you find yourself unable to pay your bills, the repo guys come and reposess all your books. You are now left broke and unable to buy more books. When you come to the realisation that you are no longer capable of feeding your shopping addiction you go insane and spend the rest of your days locked in a mental ward.

I wish I could buy the hooded jumper I want.

[lena]

Granted.
You find enough money in your old jacket pocket to buy the hooded jumper, However global warming has hit an extreme and it is now 105 degrees outside all year round, and you never get to wear it.

I wish my husband was home.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted.
Unfortunately the jumper is possessed with the soul of Ashlee Simpson, so it begins to make sucky records everytime you put it on
.....
er.....
yeah....

I wish my eyes were greener

[Godslayer Jillian]

Oh, I granted Magpie's wish too late

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Lena - Granted. However, due to a boating accident, your husband no longer know who you are and leaves you.

Godslayer - Granted. Your eyes are now the same kind of green as in Kitsune's avvy. Unfortunately you are also blind.

I wish that I could get an interview with the exchange program people.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Godslayer - Granted. Your eyes are now the same kind of green as in Kitsune's avvy. Unfortunately you are also blind.

At least I'd be pretty
So, about your wish...
Granted....
Unfortunately, they're a little racist, and treat you like a stereotype >.<
I wish I was 10 pounds heavier

[Icarian Decoding]

Granted.
You are 10 pounds heavier. It's also all in your feet.
I wish that my TV would stop playing the GGW commercials, over, and over, and over.

[Saya]

Granted. But instead, they play Good Charlottle videos over and over and over, along with interviews in which they say how god damn punk they are.

I wish I get a kitten for Easter.

[Icarian Decoding]

Granted.
But kitten's a man eating lion.
And you've become breakfast.

I wish, that I had food.

[TwistedKitsune]

Granted.

They stop playing the commercials. Instead all you get are 3 different episodes of the Tellitubbies, on infinite repeat, on every channel.

I SERIOUSLY wish my headache would go away.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Granted, but the Easter Bunny has a sweet tooth for cute kittens O.o
I wish I had more ideas for wishes

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

At least I'd be pretty

Hey, I've seen the picture posts - you are pretty!

*edit - cos I was too slow!*

Godsalyer - Granted. However due to the fact that all your wishes have been corrupted you are left depressed that nothing turned out right. You commit suicide.

I wish I hadn't just broken my favourite necklace.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Hey, we four answered the same wish

[Saya]

Granted, but you get so many ideas your head explodes!!!

I wish for a free Tibet.