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05-05-2010, 08:42 AM
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Premature Ejaculation (AKA Cumming early, not the Rozz Williams side project)
Methinks premature ejaculation is the greatest complement a man can pay a woman. However, it is interpreted as an insult of sorts.
Get over it. If a guy puts his shlong in you, and is then so overcome with ecstasy that shooting is beyond his control, then you have a testament to your beauty.
HOWEVER, if a guy can pound you for hours on end there IS a problem, although females don't interpret it this way. The only times I have humped for hours was when I was completely disinterested in the Cum Dumpster that lay before me. When I am really into a girl I wil hump her for, say, ten minutes. If within that time she hasn't flicked her bean well enough then I guess she just isn't into me, so why would I want to put more effort into getting her off?
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05-05-2010, 09:02 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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Why do I get the strange feeling that somehow this post is based on the faulty assumption that Ye Olde InOut is the very core of sex?
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05-05-2010, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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Lol at Ye Olde InOut
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05-05-2010, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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You should give the speech to each of your prospective conquests. I believe that kind of preemptive oratory is the only premature ejaculation they'll be interested in anyway.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2010, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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No they must subject themselves to Pablo Neruda.
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-05-2010, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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This thread is now dedicated to the kind of premature ejaculations women watch for:
"I don't have to wash it that often. After all, the only thing that touches it is my hands! Ha ha ha!"
"Would you mind turning around and looking away from me the whole time?"
"Yeah, I had some kind of rash down there, but it cleared up by itself."
"So, who's your daddy?"
Come on, everybody join in!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2010, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Let's make this about Rozz Williams after all, a more noble topic.
I gave my copy of "The Art of Rozz Williams" book to my older niece who is a gorgeous goth. Her local network router password has "1334" in it lulz.
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05-06-2010, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
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Rozz would have been cumming on men mostly.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-06-2010, 09:40 AM
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Wait, is this for serious or are you kidding?
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05-06-2010, 09:40 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
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About Rozz I was kidding....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-06-2010, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Ophelia, you should assume the original post from blindNsect is serious and respond accordingly. That would make the thread more interesting.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-06-2010, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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The original post is dead serious.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-07-2010, 01:09 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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A mate of mine had a spoof film poster. Had this cock on it and the title was "Premature Ejaculation - coming soon". I lol'd a little...
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05-07-2010, 06:36 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
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Let's see a pic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-09-2010, 09:27 AM
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Not to ruin all of the fun going on here but premature ejaculation is cumming in a matter of seconds, not minutes, is extremely unsatisfying, and since is not the least bit flattering.
Anyways 10 minutes is plenty long enough for a good fuck and I doubt many women would be complaining as long as it was a good 10 minutes.
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05-09-2010, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
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Within ten minutes I know whether I want to adore a woman, or bludgeon her to death.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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05-10-2010, 01:31 AM
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I get bored after ten minutes, so that's all fine and dandy with me.
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05-10-2010, 01:55 AM
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does PE shouldn't be a things to talk about here...come on, does you guys live on people's fear, anger and all? so if you're having a PE, that's means you making your self happy, fuck the rest....am i right?
i felt i'm entering the wrong realm......sigh~
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05-10-2010, 03:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azazeelfaust
come on, does you guys live on people's fear, anger and all?
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Yes.
jhikjhoi
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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05-10-2010, 03:15 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azazeelfaust
does PE shouldn't be a things to talk about here...come on, does you guys live on people's fear, anger and all? so if you're having a PE, that's means you making your self happy, fuck the rest....am i right?
i felt i'm entering the wrong realm......sigh~
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Shut up.
Please, just go die or something.
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05-10-2010, 05:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
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somebody pissed off.....hahaha.....this is interesting....
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05-10-2010, 02:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azazeelfaust
somebody pissed off.....hahaha.....this is interesting....
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I really don't do pissed off.
And you're wrong, it's not interesting.
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05-11-2010, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blindNsect
Within ten minutes I know whether I want to adore a woman, or bludgeon her to death.
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After 10 minutes of sex with a woman, you are either going to want to worship her or slaughter her?
FREAK!!!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-11-2010, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
I get bored after ten minutes, so that's all fine and dandy with me.
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Aww, I guess we're incompatible after all  I take time!
BTW, is your sig from AZWP?
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05-12-2010, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Georgia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
After 10 minutes of sex with a woman, you are either going to want to worship her or slaughter her?
FREAK!!!
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Indeed. Sometimes both at once.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
If it's got holes it can be fucked.
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