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01-18-2010, 12:49 AM
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Twilight Actor To Play Varg Vikernes In Movie
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Jackson Rathbone, who is perhaps best known for appearing in the movie Twilight, has apparantly signed on to portray Burzum mastermind Varg Vikernes in the upcoming movie, "Lords Of Chaos." The movie is about the Norwegian black metal scene and the church burnings and other crimes connected to it. Varg Vikernes has previously spoken out against the movie. Vikernes confirmed on May 22nd that he is now back in free society after serving sixteen years in prison for murder and arson.
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http://www.metalunderground.com/news...m?newsid=44874
Yep. Although I really don't think this movie needs to be made (Soon at Hot Topic: Burzum skull beanies, only 59.99!!), I'm still probably going to see it.
Also, has anybody here seen anything Rathbone has been in? Is he at least a decent actor?
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01-18-2010, 12:58 AM
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I swear I posted something about his over three months ago.
Rathbone's ability to 'act' is pretty non-existent from what I've seen.
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01-18-2010, 01:42 AM
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I swear I posted something about his over three months ago.
Rathbone's ability to 'act' is pretty non-existent from what I've seen.
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He's playing Varg for fuck's sake. Just give him a few hand-fulls of LSD and PCP and he'll be perfect.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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01-18-2010, 06:03 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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And a copy of Mein Kampf...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-18-2010, 12:59 PM
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Eh, don't care
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01-20-2010, 06:03 PM
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On the upside, if he does really poorly with the roll, he might turn up with 20-something stab wounds and then maybe the world would be saved some suffering when the next twilight movies come out...
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01-20-2010, 07:05 PM
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Okay, so let me get this straight.
This kid:
Is going to play this murdering, fire-setting, psychopath:
I look forward to reading his obituary.
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01-20-2010, 07:22 PM
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I assume you don't like the movie Twilight. But you have no problem seeing a movie called "Lords of Chaos"?
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You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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01-20-2010, 07:28 PM
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I assume you don't like the movie Twilight. But you have no problem seeing a movie called "Lords of Chaos"?
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I've never seen, nor read Twilight. I haven't seen them because the target audience is 12 year old girls, so I make an assumption that I won't like it. If somebody were to throw a copy into the DVD player, I'd probably still watch it.
And as for the second part, I'm not going to get scared away from a movie because of a spooky name.
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01-20-2010, 08:53 PM
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This film is based off the shitty novel of the same name.
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01-20-2010, 11:10 PM
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I've never seen, nor read Twilight. I haven't seen them because the target audience is 12 year old girls, so I make an assumption that I won't like it. If somebody were to throw a copy into the DVD player, I'd probably still watch it.
And as for the second part, I'm not going to get scared away from a movie because of a spooky name.
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Wow. Did your college extend affirmative action to you as a member of the incompetent fucktard people?
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You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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01-20-2010, 11:25 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Wow. Did your college extend affirmative action to you as a member of the incompetent fucktard people?
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Oh, behave, you're getting me hot.
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01-21-2010, 06:02 AM
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Calling you retarded gets you hot?
Man, you're gonna love it here...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
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01-21-2010, 07:07 AM
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Calling you retarded gets you hot?
Man, you're gonna love it here...
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This was perfectly executed.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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01-21-2010, 07:20 AM
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Who is doing what now?
I looked this kid up on IMDB; still haven't a clue who he is.
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01-21-2010, 03:24 PM
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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01-21-2010, 03:32 PM
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Damn, now we won't get to read about him being attacked.
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01-21-2010, 04:07 PM
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There's still plenty of great reading:
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August 17th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
This Movie Is A Piece Of Shit… Designed By A Bunch Ov Capitalist Fucks. Black Metal Is Dead And Only A Real Retard Will Watch A Teen Idol Play as Varg Vilkernes.
This Idea To Make This Movie Kills Me, And Only A Retard Will Go Pay To Watch A Movie Designed Around A Book That We All Have Read. FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THAT SUPPORT THIS MOVIE. GO EAT YOUR GRANDMAS PUSSY !!!
BLACK METAL IS DEAD AND SO IS THIS LAME IDEA FOR A MOVIE!!! FUCK YOU!!!AND FUCK THIS MOVIE!!
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September 14th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
This is rediculous they are basterdizing the genre. All of those Holister and twilight assholes will think they know metal, think they are somehow similar to us. I find this repulsive. I say all the true fans of black metal band together and show their support for Varg and the hate for this movie and what it is to do to the lives we have. Band together burn the churches, kill all christians. Let Hollywood know that if they release this movie they will have an apocalypse of black matel upon them.
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September 1st, 2009 at 9:04 pm
The genre/religion of black metal is stronger than this. Yes there will be teenie boppers chugging this down like jizz but hey, fuck them. None of us who have been around for the past 15 years have to go see it. Keep the fire alive in our hearts!
No use letting what is thrust upon us dampen the flames of our passion. Sacred it shall remain.
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September 8th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
They better not make a lame movie like this. It will be nothing but lies and bullshit anyways. If they make it, then I will burn hollywood.
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I like Jim.
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01-21-2010, 07:00 PM
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Yeah, the guy talking about a black metal apocalypse sounds cool, but you know he's bullshitting.
Jim just kind of put it out there. Jim seems like he might actually do it.
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01-21-2010, 10:33 PM
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Yeah, the guy talking about a black metal apocalypse sounds cool, but you know he's bullshitting.
Jim just kind of put it out there. Jim seems like he might actually do it.
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Burn Hollywood? Like...all of it?
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