the body.

[Kolton Belt]

What is your happiest memmory in life?

Mine is the time I found an corpse under a bridge while I was on my morning run, which was also my birth day. The body was burnt and torn in peaces mainly the bones remained with chunks of flesh still on the bone. A cardboard box held the body inside as if to leave less of a mess, but through all of the body parts I couldn't find a head or feet. Turns out that it was a 12 peace chicken from KFC...

Bored once again?

[Timeless Rebellion]

I like it how your editing note says you edited to fix a misspelled word, but you misspelled memory

My happiest memory in life?
Hmm, that's probably the five months I spent at a Danish folk high school this spring.

[Alan]

I was annoyed by your anecdote. You sounded like a babybat trying too hard to sound 'dark'.
But then I read the ending. Genius!

[Ami]

^ What Alan said.

[Catch]

I was worried about turning 18 and not having a real job, especially after getting a receptionist job and getting fired the same day. Then a friend was a manager at a pizza place and I started my life as a working stiff going to college to better myself. Wooo Hooo that was lucky....

[Spooky Spencer]

Wait. What happened to the mash and gravy? The coleslaw? Did the biscuits manage to escape being slashed in half and buttered?

For God's sake, did they wedge the potatoes?!

[Kolton Belt]

the double m is for simply dramatic effect. the rest of it was eaten by the way, lol.