what did you do today?

[Disfunction]

I went to a lecture, then a discussion session, then another lecture... I ended up drawing pictures on myself and my notes. iDangerously similar to high school behaviours. Oh well.

Then I talked to a bunch of people and came back to my room even though I need to buy some books still.

[thejugglingtroll]

Went to work, played checkers with a schizophrenic, came home, had a nap and now I'm trolling the net.

[pitseleh]

Originally Posted by Disfunction

I went to a lecture, then a discussion session, then another lecture... I ended up drawing pictures on myself and my notes. Dangerously similar to high school behaviours.

Gotta be careful with that drawing business, Dis. When I was at uni, that was basically what I did during lectures, and it soon began to snowball...

Before I knew it, I sat there with a bunch of drawings of chicks with guns, fairies and psychedelic forest landscapes, and no term papers.

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

So...who can I screw if I go over there?

hun I may have a boyfriend but I'm always free for you

[1TOOMANY]

I skated these really cool embankments in the industrial park where I work while drinking redbull/vodka til 3am. I love fresh concrete and booze.

[tiffany_the_writer]

I found somebody today.

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Man. I met a guy a few days ago, and he was really cute. We got along swimmingly, and another guy we hung out with later said that he thought he liked me. Awesome, I finally have a mini-crush on a guy who isn't married and he might like me. Skip to tonight-my friend and I get high with a few guys. At some point, my friend starts teasing me for liking him, and one of the guys starts cracking up.

What, gay, girlfriend?

Yeah, no. He's a fucking girl. Jesus.

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Um, why can't I delete my post? Or edit it?

[edible_eye]

cuz quasi-lesbian stories NEED to stay up, especially if they're written by you, granny.

that's hot.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Email or msg me Gra_Knee if you want me to remove it ok?

Slurps..

[MrMaelstrom]

Er....eheheh....I kinda like it there

Should we change her name to Granny-likes-the-Peach?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

I thought it was:

Gra-Knee-LICKS-the-Peach..

Could just be me.. It is still early here..

[MrMaelstrom]

Sorry Granny, but I think it's too late: the damage has been done already

[Granny-like_the_apple]

Thanks EPS, but I think Mael's right. She's totally a guy, though. Dammit, she's a really cute guy.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by Granny-like_the_apple

Thanks EPS, but I think Mael's right. She's totally a guy, though. Dammit, she's a really cute guy.

We totally believe you man..

Really..

I am actually a really cute guy as well..

*Blink Blink*

Uh-Huh.. Thats right..

I'm not married either..



C'mon it'll be FUN!!!

[MrMaelstrom]

So Granny, if you bring along a dildo, she can still be a guy (and you get to chose size. Not many girls get to chose the cock size of their dates).

[MrMaelstrom]

Oh, and I found a baby mouse at work and fed it chocolate cake which s/he devoured and some cheese.

I'll be releasing Mickey/Minnie after I get off work.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Oh, and I found a baby mouse at work and fed it chocolate cake which s/he devoured and some cheese.

I'll be releasing Mickey/Minnie after I get off work.

Are we talking:



Or:

[MrMaelstrom]

In between, actually. S/he's already have fur. S/he's little over one inch long (not counting the tail.

And s/he's soooooooo cute (I hate the word cute, but it really fits).

Now that I took a closer look at the 2nd pic, I reckon s/he's about that size, but in that mousy brown/grey.

http://krlphotography.typepad.com/ph...deermouse.html

Just like this, but with beautiful black open eyes.

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Awwww...

See now we all know you really DO have an Ooey Gooey Center..

Who would have ever thought that you of all people would have a soft spot for baby mice?

I'M TELLING!!!!!

[NoneSuch]

Oh god thats so cute (= I love mice

Got meself a rat , two russian hamsters ( The really small type ) and a cat .

[MrMaelstrom]

Er...it's my chinese horoscope sign.... How's that for a lame excuse? And it's true, too...

[Granny-like_the_apple]

I was talking to a few people outside a party, and I said something about how I'm going to have an affair with my bio teacher. One girl asks who my teacher is, and guess what? He just married her freaking mother. And really, how could he not have? This is like the week of hilariously embarrassing revelations for me. (I still kind of like the guy/girl, but he has a girlfriend. C'est la vie.)

And that mouse sounds cute as all get out, Mael, you pussy.

[AlKilyu]

Originally Posted by thejugglingtroll

Went to work, played checkers with a schizophrenic,

I am guessing you work at a home for the mentally ill? I was about to post here and say how funny that sounded and something about that person asking what color were they playing, but it'd be just wrong. A joke about playing hide-and-seek with Sybil at this moment would be in poor taste. For me to ask if that person wanted to start a "Fight Club" I would be mean and I would not want to appear that way. If I made any reference to Edward Norton at this point would be lower than low. I am not going to make a cheap and bad joke about how I am a schizophrenic and so am I, I promise (and I promise too)...

[Solumina]

I know that you're just joking around but schizophrenia has nothing to do with multiple personalities