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[Vexik]

Originally Posted by honeythorn

I'm a spannerwench if that's of any use?

Aye! Every modern pirate knows the value of a good spanner, and every pirate of any era knows the value of a good wench! To find both in one 'tis truly a treasure. Ye're welcome under my black sails any day, Honeythorn.

[honeythorn]

Good stuff. My spanners are large and hefty and I have a strong arm! Pass the rum...

[Godslayer Jillian]

The internet needs a Goatse Renaissance.