The Question Game

[WolfMoon]

I'm not, I just look like this to amuse the ice weasels.



If your dog started talking to you, would you talk back?

[Sanctus Dei]

No, I hate my dog... now meh cats on the other hand...


If you had to would you join a talentless uber sucessful popular boy/girl band or a talented mediocure country band that can only book random bars but never sells tickets?

[cannibalnuns]

A talented mediocure country band that can only book random bars but never sells tickets.

Atleast people with money and of legal age would want me even if they only had three teeth.

Choose between the beaver or badger.

[Moonie]

beaver, because they got that tail thing going on. shake it now!

school for life or life of ignorance?

[Underwater Ophelia]

Life of ignorance, because I'd be happy, and if I were ignorant, I wouldn't know I had so much to learn.

If you had to turn a celebrity into a smoothie and slurp them up, who would you choose?

[Surgeon Méchant De Sang]

I would ressurect Rita Hayworth, and then turn her into a celebrity smoothie so I could absorb her unbelievable beauty, and endless charm.
(I've always been a sucker for redheads, what can I say?)

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[pitseleh]

I would take it out to dinner, stroke its brown little chin, tell it how gorgeous it looks in that wrapper, then take it home and lick it all over.

Would you rather steal a monster truck or one of those digging machines? (Don't know the english word!)


Ps. - A person actually did both these things in my home town.

[Underwater Ophelia]

Monster truck. (Surgeon, I love your user name.)

If you could die painlessly, how would you go?

[swt&inc angel??]

In the middle of the best sex I've ever had!!

If you had to decide between your death and that of a lovers who would you chose?

[cannibalnuns]

It would depend if I liked them more than I liked myself.

Or, we would both go together and fly over the rainbow bridge Bifrost and make little warrior skalds with over sized testicles and big aqua net hair. And I would borrow Mjollnir to build our home and then kick it with the dead in the Halls of the Slain while drinking mead and killing each other, then waking up and fighting again the next day.

Ok that was silly. But I would take that death into myself and become worm food.

Ever been pissed on and pissed off at the same time?

[cannibalnuns]

I'd still shag you in the back of a Volkswagon Jetta. Might be covered in tinkle juice, but hey, a little club soda and we are ready to take off the boots. -"giggle giggle"-

Did you ever smell something really vile that just lingered with you everywhere you went?

[swt&inc angel??]

Yes, but for the life of me I cant remeber what it was.

whats your most embaressing story (yours or a friends)?

[Underwater Ophelia]

One time, at Dorney Park, I was in this super long line for a waterslide and I farted really REALLY loudly. Everyone clapped. Worst day ever.

If you had to wear only one colour for the rest of you life what would it be? No, you can't choose black.

[swt&inc angel??]

I would chose red.

If you had to chose one type of food to eat for the next six months what would it be?

[rockandrose]

Strawberries!!!

Let Hilter sing to you while you bathe in a milky bathtub, or sleep in the same bed with Britney Spears and her husband Kevin.

[Manimal]

Don't "or" questions go in another thread?

[edible_eye]

i'll take bed with britney and her husband. chances are, i'll be able to find some good whiskey in their house and after i get drunk, i'd beat their asses. then i could sleep in their (probably) awesome bed while they kept to themselves. maybe i could even snap a few pics of britney nude and sell them for good money... the fuckin' pig.


let's say you were out taking a walk one night when a solid object crashed against the back of your head, knocking you unconscious. when you awaken, you find yourself on your back, restrained at the wrists and ankles. a man stands over you, his face covered in white gauze wrappings so that only his wet, gray eyes show. he stares you in the eye moments before he pulls out a scalpel. his eyes watch yours for your reaction.

moments later, he slices four gashes in your chest and abdomen.

while you scream, he puts the scalpel down and lifts a shoebox into the air. he shakes it over you and whatever is in there sounds like a maraca. he laughs through the gauze and it sounds very much like his throat is filled with mucous. and then he lifts the top from the box.

he turns the box over and dumps the contents onto your torso. ticks. thousands of them. you stare as they crawl, slowly, en masse, affixing themselves wherever they can - including inside the incisions.

what do you do?

[swt&inc angel??]

Die! Do you know how high the odds of getting Lyme disease are?

[cannibalnuns]

I doubt I could do much of anything in the situation. Most likely I would be in shock. If I had the ability to think though, I would restrain any cries and simply give no reaction. At most not let him hear my screams, or muffle them so he does not get so much pleasure from it. But I would most likely urinate myself and whine like a bitch.



What would you say to "God" -if- or when you meet him?

[edible_eye]

swt - since 9 out of 10 ticks don't carry the lyme bacterium, i'd say your chances were pretty damn good if thousands of ticks were spread across your torso.

cannibal - "how'd i do?"

if someone bound your wrists and ankles and then beat the shit out of you, only to finish up by giving you the option of having your head run over by a truck or pumping fifteen bullets into your body, starting at your feet - which would you choose?

[cannibalnuns]

Splendid as always?

Pumping fifteen bullets into me, so at least I could make an attempt to get away and at least die on my feet and not on my back.

[cannibalnuns]

Forgot the question....

Having to say your last goodbyes on morphine or in excruciating pain?

[edible_eye]

i'll take the morphine. people in excruciating pain are usually told to be quiet and try not to talk anyway...


you wake up one morning to find your head has been removed from your body and placed in a jar of liquid, which you realize is the case only because of the murky appearance of the world around you as well as the headless torso laying on the floor which you recognize as the body you once owned. how would you handle it?

[Demonista_Ravenesque]

Yes....How would I handle it?

[Sanctus Dei]

Can I handle it?? Please??