Fantasy celebrity cheat

[Rae Ven Rae]

Who do you have on your top three lists of celebs you can totally score with. My hubby and I both have lists. On his is:

Selma Hayek
Beyonce
Shakira

Mine are

Ville from Him
Johnny Depp
Catherine Zeta Jones

....

[Methadrine]

Want an honest answer? None.

I only want to do things with one person on this earth, and that's the girl that holds my heart. Everyone else is just.. blah. Pretty, sure, but not much else since they aren't her.

The fun thing is that this always pisses people off.

[Lapin]

(Takes a deep breath)

Men:

1.) Johnny Depp
2.) Orlando Bloom
3.) Jared Leto
4.) Larry Lam
5.) An Jun Can

Women:

1.) Keira Knightley
2.) Angelina Jolie
3.) Julia Stiles
4.) Maggie Gyllenhal
5.) Sanaa Lathan

[dreamydancer]

Originally Posted by Methadrine

Want an honest answer? None.

I only want to do things with one person on this earth, and that's the girl that holds my heart. Everyone else is just.. blah. Pretty, sure, but not much else since they aren't her.

The fun thing is that this always pisses people off.

You sir, are full of crap.

[Methadrine]

Originally Posted by dreamydancer

You sir, are full of crap.

Nah, dear madam, I'm just really, really, REALLY attached to those I love.

[Rae Ven Rae]

Awwwww that is sooo sweet!

[Underwater Ophelia]

Realistically, I'm with Meth.
But for the fun of the game--
Adrien Brody.
Joseph Fiennes.
Kirsten Dunst.

[Rae Ven Rae]

Ah, it's all in fun, chances are, we will never meet those people-- if I met those guys, the reality would probably be very disappointing, but even so I wouldn't do it although I admit I would be bowled over -- I am a one man kinda gal...

[Lapin]

Hmm.....would I......?

Damn it.

I would.

[Rae Ven Rae]

rofl well--make sure you get a contract so your signifigant other can't pummel you...lol

[Lapin]

Would they really blame me?

I certainly wouldn't.

Check this video out, but if you hate country, I suggest you turn it down...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zydMUFMqrmc

Its defintely related to this.

[Rae Ven Rae]

Johnnnnnnnny! *passes out*

[Lapin]

(laughs) It's not really Johnny, it's her director, Shaun Silva. Good likeness though, right?

[Draconysius]

Rozz Williams.
<,..,< >,..,> Even dead.

And my mate, my love; Jayson. He makes my life wonderful. *,..,*
Uhm... other than that, humans don't get me much at all.

[dreamydancer]

1.) Nivek Ogre (minus 25 years)
2.) Robert Smith (minus 25 years
3.) Peter Steele (minus 10 years)

Teehee, I'm a horrible person.

[psyches_reflection]

I've had a rather silly discussion like this with Yinka, and we both agreed that should the oppurtunity arise, we couldn't blame the other for cheating. Hell, it's not like it's ever gonna happen anyway. The only person I remember off his list was some actress off Neighbours.

Mine:

1. Robert Smith (at his current age would suit me just fine!)

2. David Tennant. That man is just... edible.

... actually that's it. Not many people would turn my head :P

[Rae Ven Rae]

Robert has put on quite a bit of weight as of late though, but he's still genius!

[psyches_reflection]

Eh, I like my men a bit cuddly. It's fun to watch them wobble

[Minyaliel]

Oh, must it be a top three list? Not a top ten? (Hey, I'm single, so I'm allowed to. Nya, nya!)

Well, for me I guess it'd be

- Antonio Banderas (Zorro style) *sigh*
- Orlando Bloom *blush*
- Elvis Presley (a la Jailhouse rock) *swoooon*
- John Travolta (a la Grease)
- Catherine Zeta- Jones (a la Chicago)
- Winona Ryder (a la Burton)
- Johnny Depp (I mean, a fantastic actor with good looks and a solid knowledge of music - who can resist that?)
- Leonardo di Caprio (c'mon, he is a pretty face)
- Siouxsie

By the way, this is in no particular order.

(I edited this...)

[maggot]

None of them.


I find it quite difficult to be attracted to celebrities.

[Godslayer Jillian]

Again, I'm with Maggz :P
The only semi-celebrity I can think of whom I would score with is Tratchenberg, the actor that played Buffy's sister, but only because she's cute. There's nothing special about her just because she's a celebrity.

[dreamydancer]

Originally Posted by maggot

None of them.


I find it quite difficult to be attracted to celebrities.

Why must you turn this place into a forum of lies?

[Rae Ven Rae]

Besides, this is about fantasy -- I picked celebrities not simply because of celebrity status but based on my own physical preferences in a fellow human -- celebrities are a point of reference that we would all understand because we are familiar with these people. If I said Stan down the street was hot, who cares -- you don't know what he looks like. I am more than sure that if I met them, I may be quite turned off by their personalities --I could also be pleasantly surprised. But even them, yes, they are mere mortals -- its' just fun to play around with...and think of this -- if you would not consider them solely because they are celebrities -- aren't you being just as prejudicial as those who would WANT them BECAUSE they are celebrities...hummmm...

[honeythorn]

Peter Murphy - when he was younger. He is still captivating now but I prefer his younger self.

http://www.thecobrasnose.com/images6/murphyleaves.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/80music/1/0/K/4/bauhaus.jpg


Jonathon rhys Meyers

HOLY FUCK! http://www.queerty.com/queer/Jonathon2-thumb.jpg

http://www.queerty.com/queer/Jonathin5.jpg


Stuart townsend

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/...lxg_dorian.jpg

[disorder]

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