the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 35

disorder · 04-21-2006, 12:34 AM

Granted. But the wish-fairies hear you wrong and think that you say 'live for A moment'. As soon as that moment is over, you die.

I wish my face wasn't so oily

Panther · 04-21-2006, 01:48 AM

Granted. Your face has too little moistue in iit, making you look like the Crypt Keeper. Your social life goes downhill, but you suddenly have a lot of older gentlemen/ladies asking you out, thinking you're 50 years older.

I wish my back would quit hurting.

Morrigan_Dubh · 04-21-2006, 02:12 AM

Granted. Your back quits hurtring, but only by quitting existing. You promptly die from lack of spine, as your nervous system no longer has a home.

I wish I wasn't so dopey.

Panther · 04-21-2006, 02:17 AM

Granted. Now you're Sneezy. You promptly sneeze your brians into liquid and pulp. Gezundheit.

I wish my computer would copy songs in mp3 format.

Morrigan_Dubh · 04-21-2006, 07:54 AM

Granted. Your computer copies songs in mp3 format. But it doesn't stop. It just keeps copying songs in mp3 format and it won't doing any other tasks. Day and night your machine copies random mp3s. Your hard drive fills with mp3s of American Idol contestants' auditions and terrible high-school "gawth" bands. And there's nothing you can do about it. Shut down doesn't work. Eventually you grow maniacally frustrated and shoot the machine. It explodes in your face, leaving you horribly maimed.

I wish I was a professional photojournalist.

Draconysius · 04-21-2006, 08:34 AM

You become a professional photojournalist; but for Hot Topic's new magazine. Nuff' said.

Sanctus Dei · 04-21-2006, 12:47 PM

Psst.. you make a wish after granting one.

Um I wish Draconysius had made a wish as every post previous has proven a pattern...

Draconysius · 04-21-2006, 01:26 PM

(Draco apologizes for his disregard)
Draconysius posts in the same pattern as all the previous, but his wish is extremely booooring.

I wish I could find members for my band.

An Eccentric Cellist · 04-21-2006, 02:06 PM

Granted. You find your band members except they are all lazy and never practice. So when your first concert rolls around you are boo-ed so badly that you'll never willingly show your face on the music scene again. Causing you to die of insanity caused by not being able to publicly play your awesome music. After your death some 'gawth' band finds your music and makes millions off of it. You roll over in your grave.

I wish my cello teacher was back from Basic Trainig with out any injuries to his back, hands, or arms.

Crom Crauch · 04-21-2006, 03:51 PM

Granted, but his knees are blown, and he has to hobble around, making you work everytime to help him get new things.

I wish I had a kitten.

Solumina · 04-21-2006, 04:17 PM

granted but it keeps trying to sleep on your face and scratches you whenever you move.

I wish that I could sell my paintings for a lot of money

lena · 04-21-2006, 04:56 PM

granted, your artwork becomes famous and your paintings sell for millions of dollars a piece, but not until after you are dead.

I wish my husband would pick out decent movies from blockbuster.

disorder · 04-21-2006, 09:07 PM

Granted. But now, your husband is the only person in the universe who can pick out decent movies from blockbluster, and you never see him again as all his time is taken up by selecting videos for everyone.

I wish that my hair wasn't so frizzy

Godslayer Jillian · 04-21-2006, 10:59 PM

Granted...
You never have to worry about frizzy hair. Because now....

You're bald

I wish I'd be more of a stallion

Sanctus Dei · 04-22-2006, 02:09 AM

Granted, you become more of a stallion only it happens to be my friend "Stallion" who is 5'3...130 pounds..near sighted and balding at 25.

I wish everyone who joined here was on some level of adeptly educated.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 04-22-2006, 06:08 AM

Granted.

Now the website's full of Ancient Greek Scholars.

In some way that is corrupt, I don't know how but it is!

I wish I could see Dir En Grey live

Morrigan_Dubh · 04-27-2006, 06:21 AM

Granted. You see them live, but hten you see them die. Oh, the huge manitee.

I wish I could go back to Japan.

TwistedKitsune · 04-27-2006, 10:32 AM

yeah, you go back to Japan, just in time for an earthquake and then a tsunami. Fun stuff, right? Yeah, we're not done yet. You get eaten by Godzilla. How's that for a nice trip to Japan?

I wish I were at a music/celtic festival right now, or perhaps a Ren faire.

TwistedKitsune · 04-27-2006, 10:43 AM

Granted, it's over, but now it's next week, which is worse in some way or another.

I wish I were at a Ren Faire wearing all black (generally goth-y types that are actually with the Ren Faire, and not just visiting, get lumped into some sort of hell's court/witches circle/satan worshippers play line which is funny/fun.)

Solumina · 04-27-2006, 11:04 AM

granted but someone gets carried away and burns you as a witch

I wish I had a yummy sandwich

TwistedKitsune · 04-27-2006, 11:31 AM

Granted. You have a yummy sandwich, but it gets eaten by a rabid bunny.

I wish I had a yummy sandwich.

Solumina · 04-27-2006, 11:59 AM

Granted but I steal it

I wish that I had new paint brushes

chloegoth · 04-27-2006, 12:10 PM

Granted. But after you have destroyed your old paint brushes, you discover that the new ones are obviously inferior to the old ones, and then you find out that the new paint brushes are the only ones left in the whole world.

I wish I was just one inch taller.

TwistedKitsune · 04-27-2006, 12:16 PM

Granted, you are one inch taller, but that one inch is comprised of a strange cone-shaped bump on the top of your head.

I wish I didn't have to go to language lab.

Solumina · 04-27-2006, 12:16 PM

granted but only your forehead grew

I wish I knew how to get in touch with my old friends