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01-04-2009, 10:57 PM
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#1
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Resident carrion-eater, at your service.
First of all, I'm a hyena. I want to make that obvious. Yes, I can type. What? Don't argue with me on this. Trust me, I'm really a hyena.
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm studying to become a taxidermist. I also love writing.
2. Where are you from?
Georgia. Will be moving within the next 2 years.
3. Who is your favorite author?
Tough call. Stephen King probably.
4. What are your favorite films?
V for Vendetta and TLK. Yeah yeah.
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
"Baby it's Fact," by Hellogoodbye.
6. At your funeral?
"Running Up That Hill," by Placebo.
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Eaten alive by large predatory animals.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
Simple soft wood, like cherry.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Whatever my master/mistress tells me to wear.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
I don't recall being a hyena when I was younger.
11. What's your favorite band?
Placebo.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
Taxidermy certificate along with park ranger. Or a degree in eating people. Not that way you weirdo.
13. Why did you join?
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Female. It's the excess testosterone female hyenas produce.
Uh, giggle giggle chuckle. Yeah.
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01-04-2009, 11:09 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Ah drat. Edit button seems to be...nowhere.
13. Why did you join?
Because death is my career path. Huzzah.
Edit: The heck is this? Here's the edit button, but it's not up there. I'm so confused, puzzled, and somewhat upset. I'll go blow off some steam...mess with a lion or something. Lions tick me off. They think they're so great what with their muscles and claws. But do they have 500 psi jaw strength? No, I think not. *ahem* Excuse me, I was ranting.
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01-04-2009, 11:15 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Umm...welcome to Gnet lil' hyena.
You have five minutes to edit your posts. After the five minutes the edit button disappears and you are stuck with what you initially wrote.
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01-04-2009, 11:22 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Well that sucks. On the bright side...ah hell it's a gothic community. There is no "bright side". But thanks for the welcome. I'll be sure not to attack you later.
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01-04-2009, 11:27 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Aw hell, i ain't worried. i reckon hyena taste something like armadillo or possum so it won't be nothing for me to run one over with my F150 and make a nice goulash out of it.
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01-04-2009, 11:29 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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I find opossum to have a rather offensive taste, actually. Rabbit meat, however, is delicious.
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01-05-2009, 02:53 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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So you lick dicks?
-secrets smelly yellow fluid all over the thread-
My territory.
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01-05-2009, 03:02 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Don't test me, my pseudo-penis is 7 inches long.
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01-05-2009, 03:04 AM
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#9
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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And I forgot the women are in charge, good thing is I don't have to put up with excruciating child birth through said pseudo-penis.
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01-05-2009, 03:07 AM
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#10
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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I'm not sure if I should be impressed or terrified about your knowledge of my anatomy.
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01-05-2009, 03:10 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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It's simply a case of a chance, and that people once said the animal was most like was a hyena, so I did research but then they also said I'm a wolf and an octorok O_o
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01-05-2009, 03:13 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Considering I have no idea what an octorok is, I'd go with wolf.
Haha, were they saying you were a girly boy or what? I would have punched them.
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01-05-2009, 03:15 AM
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#13
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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No they were saying I was insane and feral in a good way... ahahaha....
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01-05-2009, 03:17 AM
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#14
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Yeah, I'd stick with wolf. As long as you're not a fucking lion. I hate lions.
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01-05-2009, 03:29 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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They refused to, they can't seem to classify as an animal at all, real or mythological, they say everything about me shifts too much.
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01-05-2009, 03:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Maybe you're one of those people that flit through the astral plane. I'm too lazy to go into that shit though.
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01-05-2009, 03:38 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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I get what you're saying, who knows maybe I reject it more than anything, teehee, my barrier projection is pretty awesome.
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01-05-2009, 03:40 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Cool. I haven't done that stuff for years...I should get back into it. Although the idea of a hyena tumbling through the astral plane is quite humorous.
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01-05-2009, 03:47 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Barriers and all that are more out of fear than any connection I may have to those things.
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01-05-2009, 04:35 AM
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#20
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I like you.
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01-05-2009, 04:56 AM
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#21
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JCC
I like you.
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Don't make this more awkward than it already is dude.
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01-05-2009, 05:07 AM
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#22
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I'd lick your eye.
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01-05-2009, 05:09 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Aw, how sweet.
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01-05-2009, 05:13 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Do you want to play naked Twister?
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01-05-2009, 05:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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You know I do.
I think I like where this is going.
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