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09-14-2011, 10:43 AM
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Goddam it Versus. Fuck you for that link. I gotta semi that'll never grow up and a serious case of madeface.
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09-14-2011, 10:48 AM
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#52
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Dude. She would murder me.
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09-14-2011, 10:52 AM
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So? Fuck it, I can think of worse ways to go. 
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09-14-2011, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Wow... this thread is moving quick.
So, about the murdering (and *you* brought it up)...
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09-14-2011, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Well, I left my iPod on my stuff one day while I went to smoke and I came back to a pack of sex deprived men with shamelessly visible boners standing over it. You could guess what they were looking at.
Ever since then, my spank bank hasn't received any more deposits.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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09-14-2011, 11:01 AM
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#56
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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... whiskey?
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09-14-2011, 11:07 AM
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#57
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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You gotta drink some scotch ASAP. My first bottle was Laphroaig Quarter Cask and my life was never the same after. It will make you a man.
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09-14-2011, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Hmm, this is an adorable little question of etiquette. From what I understand you're still with Evil Girlfriend and attempting to date Girl You Met at Party on the sly, to try her out for fit before you split with E.G.
I think there's a bigger problem to deal with before you even worry about how to ask Party Girl out to a concert. Perhaps you should deal definitively with E.G. first... perhaps get out of that before you get mired into a situation that could end in tears all around.
I mean, if E.G. thinks you guys have a "live together" sort of relationship, she may go a little ape-shit if she finds out that you're seeing other lady-folk.
I'm pretty sure that any "balls-growing" should start with this pretty little conundrum. If you don't want to be dating E.G. perhaps you should let her know so that she may get on with her life, and maybe find some one who actually appreciates her and wants her around, instead of being fooled into staying with a gutless little snipe who's afraid of being single.
P.S.: After having read the rest of the thread, I understand that what I'm saying is rather redundant, and that any discussion of tickets is rather pointless. I think that my bit is still valid, none the less.
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09-14-2011, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by JCC
You gotta drink some scotch ASAP.
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Why do they call it "scotch?" Is that short for butterscotch or something? Or is it supposed to be Scottish?
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09-14-2011, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I mean, if E.G. thinks you guys have a "live together" sort of relationship, she may go a little ape-shit if she finds out that you're seeing other lady-folk.
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It's an "open relationship". Well it was, but we (she I think) decided that wasn't working and now we're "best friends and fuckbuddies". It's just that "girlfriend" is less of a mouthful than 'the-only-girl-I've-had-sex-with-for-the-past-year-or-so-who-knows-me-really-well-and-people-tend-to-assume-we're-a-couple-but-exclusivity-is-out-of-the-question' in the same way that "goth" is less of a mouthful than 'guy-who-pretty-much-only-ever-wears-black,-has-a-bleak-philosophical-outlook-and-is-really-into-the-bands-most-commonly-described-as-gothic-rock-even-though-he's-never-dyed-his-hair-or-got-his-lip-pierced'
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
I'm pretty sure that any "balls-growing" should start with this pretty little conundrum. If you don't want to be dating E.G. perhaps you should let her know so that she may get on with her life, and maybe find some one who actually appreciates her and wants her around, instead of being fooled into staying with a gutless little snipe who's afraid of being single.
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... circumstances are going to make that a little difficult for her.
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P.S.: After having read the rest of the thread, I understand that what I'm saying is rather redundant, and that any discussion of tickets is rather pointless. I think that my bit is still valid, none the less.
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I just paid £165 for two tickets with a face value of £28.50 each because I'm a hopeless fool.
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09-14-2011, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Originally Posted by Spooky Spencer
Why do they call it "scotch?" Is that short for butterscotch or something? Or is it supposed to be Scottish?
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Yeah, scotch is from Scotland.
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09-14-2011, 11:27 AM
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Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on back-burner while you date some other chick = NOT COOL.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: "Historic" River City
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Originally Posted by Elystan
I just paid £165 for two tickets with a face value of £28.50 each because I'm a hopeless fool.
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You meant hopeful, didn't you?
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09-14-2011, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on back-burner while you date some other chick = NOT COOL.
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She's a claws out kind of girl. She'd almost certainly still want to fuck me even if things got all facebook-official with someone else. Playing nice with her gets you burned, ask me how I know.
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You meant hopeful, didn't you?
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No I didn't.
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09-14-2011, 11:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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So don't play with her at all. If she really is a heinous bitch, why would you even want to stick your dick in that? She might give you Asswipe.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on back-burner while you date some other chick = NOT COOL.
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Open relationship or not, ^^this^^ is truth.
In an open relationship, it is important to cultivate the primary relationship along with a deep respect and trust for one's primary partner.
None of those things involve fear of one's primary partner, or cute little allusions to "claws being out".
From what I've read you show a rather blatant disrespect for not only the women involved, but for yourself as well. I see that you're more concerned with keeping your dick wet than how any one really feels.
It is important to learn how to have a healthy one-on-one relationship before diving into the complicated, and often confusing, world of open and/or polyamorous relationships.
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09-14-2011, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Originally Posted by ape descendant
Open relationship or not, ^^this^^ is truth.
In an open relationship, it is important to cultivate the primary relationship along with a deep respect and trust for one's primary partner.
None of those things involve fear of one's primary partner, or cute little allusions to "claws being out".
From what I've read you show a rather blatant disrespect for not only the women involved, but for yourself as well. I see that you're more concerned with keeping your dick wet than how any one really feels.
It is important to learn how to have a healthy one-on-one relationship before diving into the complicated, and often confusing, world of open and/or polyamorous relationships.
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Mmmyes but real life situations have a habit of not fitting nicely into abstract boxes. I'm trying though, we haven't had sex for like 10 weeks!
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09-14-2011, 11:53 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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I've never been down with the whole "fuck anything that moves" attitude. Well... maybe until I was around 20 or 21, but it's not something that stayed with me. It's not so much a moral stance as the fact that I'd rather whack off to porn I like than indulge the whims of someone I'm sexually incompatible with. If I found a girl I had sex alone in common with, maybe that'd change. But being a starry-eyed girl in the body of a bear, to this point I've kind of found myself wanting the package rather than just a comp gift.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
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09-14-2011, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Dump your evil girlfriend. Keeping her on back-burner while you date some other chick = NOT COOL.
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There's a Scott Pilgrim reference here somewhere...
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09-14-2011, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
So don't play with her at all. If she really is a heinous bitch, why would you even want to stick your dick in that? She might give you Asswipe.
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She gave me scabies once. She's intelligent and engaging, just a bit... evil
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09-14-2011, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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I gotta stop using that word, it's as much of a misleading oversimplification as 'girlfriend'. 'Sadistic' is far more accurate and defensible
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09-14-2011, 12:10 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Dude, you're openly looking at other options with no guilt or sense of wrongdoing whatsoever. Clearly, she doesn't float your boat.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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09-14-2011, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Originally Posted by Elystan
Oh no I wasn't!
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Yes, it was. The universe answered your question. It has a habit of doing that shit when you hesitate. If the tickets are no longer on sale, and you've admitted to being too cheap to buy them at their current price, then there's nothing you can do, now.
Goddamn the pace of this fucking thread! 
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09-14-2011, 12:21 PM
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Goddamn the pace of this fucking thread! |
I ride the drama llama like a fucking rodeo bull.
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09-14-2011, 03:24 PM
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