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04-17-2010, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
That whole conversation is enough to make me reconsider Deadman's position on gun ownership.
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Yuk, yuk, yuk. Fuck, you really shouldn't let your bottom-tier jokes fly so shortly after I treat the form to a string of my warrior-caste witticisms. The comparison does not flatter.
Although I suppose there at least exists a historical precedent for murder of the intimidatingly brilliant, busting a cap in xjin for coming on to me is a little harsh. Underneath all her lard and ignorance, she is still only human.
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04-17-2010, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
You know, this is a recurring motif in my life. Somehow 'go fuck yourself' seems to always end up turning into 'hold me and never let go' at some point after I say it and before the other person hears it.
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Stockholm Syndrome.
I attribute Gothic.net's current state of pro-'pananery to this. I flamed everyone so hard they fell in love with me.
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04-17-2010, 11:27 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Originally Posted by Gothic.net
Is this a road you really want to go down?
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The road to misfortune is paved with good intentions.
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04-17-2010, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Stockholm Syndrome.
I attribute Gothic.net's current state of pro-'pananery to this. I flamed everyone so hard they fell in love with me.
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Hmmm... if I were to fall in love with any of ya'll.... it would be....?
Who flames me the most??? Alan, Ben, or Maximus?
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04-17-2010, 11:42 AM
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I thought this thread wasn't about you?!
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04-17-2010, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Despanan
Stockholm Syndrome.
I attribute Gothic.net's current state of pro-'pananery to this. I flamed everyone so hard they fell in love with me.
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The Polanski debate was the turning point. That thread is a microcosm of the trends that have brought gnet's political climate to its present state-- Alan's spirit is trampled, you win over JCC, I am unequivocally right, and Ophelia doesn't really post.
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04-18-2010, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Yuk, yuk, yuk. Fuck, you really shouldn't let your bottom-tier jokes fly so shortly after I treat the form to a string of my warrior-caste witticisms. The comparison does not flatter.
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Well, I'd hold that my bottom-tier jokes are comparable to your bottom-tier jokes in depth, relevance and intellect, but since you seem to share your wit with forms while I post in forums, it doesn't really seem to matter.
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04-18-2010, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Well, I'd hold that my bottom-tier jokes are comparable to your bottom-tier jokes in depth, relevance and intellect, but since you seem to share your wit with forms while I post in forums, it doesn't really seem to matter.
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Maybe I should give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that juxtaposing a profession of the depth, relevance, and intellect of your humor with the most artless, irrelevant, and desperate riposte is intended as a cleverly subtle irony, but, since I actually get laid, you can't win my generosity merely by posting TeH LOL B00beez.
Good to see there's enough wiggle room down there at the bottom of the barrel for you to scrape typo-sniping off the floor. With Anarasha monopolizing space as is his wont, I was concerned you'd be packed like sardines.
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04-18-2010, 10:26 AM
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First, no person posting here is a genius ... none, nada, nil, naught. If they were, they'd have far better things to do with their time.
Second, you engage in a battle of wits with vindicatedxjin and cite that as an example of your "warrior-caste wit?" Only an idiot brags about fishing with dynamite.
And finally, I'm going to treat that last post with all the respect and credibility it deserves. I'm going to ignore it.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-18-2010, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
First, no person posting here is a genius ... none, nada, nil, naught. If they were, they'd have far better things to do with their time.
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At any given moment, I have countless better things to do. I just often don't do those things. I know you've not been a college student for quite a while, but this is our lifestyle.
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Second, you engage in a battle of wits with vindicatedxjin and cite that as an example of your "warrior-caste wit?" Only an idiot brags about fishing with dynamite.
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My barbs are just as scintillatingly mordant when trained on xjin as they would be were I to berate Mark Twain's flabby arms. It's my brilliance in itself that earns the awe of the masses, not the tremendous margin of victory that brilliance affords me when it's brought to bear against you imbeciles.
Case in point: When I say that you shouldn't make a joke so shortly after I do, I'm not bragging about how bad I make xjin look. I'm bragging about how bad I make you look.
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And finally, I'm going to treat that last post with all the respect and credibility it deserves. I'm going to ignore it.
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"You didn't make a typo in that one, so I'm shit out of luck. Better run for it!"
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04-18-2010, 11:29 AM
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Well, you're no Amanda McKittrick Ros, but you know how to use the pretty words. I'll give you that.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-18-2010, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
Alan's spirit is trampled
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Yeah, I kinda broke him.
Though to be fair, he made it easy. Defending a rap.ist is not what one might call "good ground" to be on.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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04-18-2010, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I'm not bragging about how bad I make xjin look.
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Oh but you should! You do it so amazingly well!
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04-18-2010, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
That whole conversation is enough to make me reconsider Deadman's position on gun ownership.
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*Pokes right hand out of trench griping a loaded and holstered 1911 * Just remember who's trying to help you out.
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04-18-2010, 09:47 PM
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How did you get in a trench?
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04-18-2010, 09:54 PM
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Ze Germans of course.
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04-19-2010, 03:55 AM
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He blew a hole in the ground.
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04-19-2010, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Anarasha
He blew a hole in the ground.
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Now that was hilarious *badoom ch*
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04-19-2010, 06:30 AM
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It's time to take command of this thread............
COBRA COMMMAND!!!
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04-19-2010, 11:05 AM
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Cobra Command?!? *Fixes bayonet and charges out of the trench* "YO JOE!"
*Trips on the lip of the trench getting a face full of pavement*
That sucked.
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04-19-2010, 11:08 AM
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Deadman's attempts at levity scare me more than his attempts at violent overthrow of the US government.
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04-19-2010, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Deadmanwalking_05
*Pokes right hand out of trench griping a loaded and holstered 1911 * Just remember who's trying to help you out.
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Really? A Colt 1911? Or Kimber? 1911A1? Officer's version? Details, or better still pictures!
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04-19-2010, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Really? A Colt 1911? Or Kimber? 1911A1? Officer's version? Details, or better still pictures!
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It's only a knock off...Like I'd giveaway the good stuff...to you sir I say ...HA! don't make me laugh (excluding that first HA!).
It isn't even chambered in .45 ACP.
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