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09-10-2005, 01:59 AM
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#2301
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Originally Posted by punkirony
Frickin grown people telling me that when I make my car bounce with the head lights on means that I'm "calling out" the other car. Shit ... I hate being more mature than "adults".
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You have hydraulics on your car? That's kinda cool. I'm envisioning something like this lowridin' hearse now...
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09-10-2005, 09:29 AM
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#2302
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Originally Posted by winged_dreams
My tongue hurts and I just worked 11 hours. And although it wasn't hard, it was certainly tedious.
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So, what's a blowjob go for these days? 
Aww, come on. It's not like the thought didn't cross your mind!
*closes bunker doors...
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09-10-2005, 01:07 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
Posts: 506
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A moment of silence everyone, please, for my dearly departed left thumbnail.
Yes, the Claw broke off at work today, and I am left with the thumb of a normal person. I feel like an amputee or something; it's weird.
...and now I have to get a melon baller if I want to scoop someone's eye out. It's really unfair. And to add insult to injury, I broke it against some damn teenybopper board game.
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I can read your mind.
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09-10-2005, 01:40 PM
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#2304
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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pay your respects, bitches.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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09-10-2005, 09:46 PM
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#2305
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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I don't have hydrolics. I was just repeatedly pushing my brakes.
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09-11-2005, 11:25 AM
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#2306
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
So, what's a blowjob go for these days?
Aww, come on. It's not like the thought didn't cross your mind!
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I didn't even think about that. XD Whoops, and no it wasn't from a blowjob. It was from...I didn't know why it was sore.
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09-11-2005, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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heh.
you said "blowjob".
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09-11-2005, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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I really like this "quick reply" box thing. It's quite convenient.
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09-11-2005, 05:10 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 232
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Yep. You can ge into all kinds of trouble with a little gem like this.
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09-11-2005, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Moloka'i, Hawai'i
Posts: 598
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My gosh....they're playing a Korn song on the radio. This radion station slogan is, "Star 101.9. Your station for new alternative music."
Need I say more?
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09-11-2005, 11:31 PM
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#2311
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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School's cramping my style aka. my free time.
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09-12-2005, 07:59 AM
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#2312
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Funny, Winged, 'cause wrok keeps doing the same to me...
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09-12-2005, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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who's "wrok"? your new, neanderthalithic squeeze?
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09-12-2005, 08:35 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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"Work", dude, I meant to say "work"....
Why do I even bother?
Oh, that's right, it all came back now, I don't have a life and am nothing but a sex object to a femme fatale who wants nothing from me other than my body...
...sighs...
post scriptum I normally wouldn't complain if there were no personal feelings attached... ...and of course there are.... fuck this...
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09-12-2005, 08:40 AM
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#2315
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 353
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I'm supposed to go job hunting today so I can finally end this parasitic relationship with my parents.
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You've got red on you.
You only see what you want to believe
When you creep from the back
I got tricks up my sleeve
24/7 the devil's best friend
It makes no difference
It's all the same in the end
-"Same in the End" by Sublime
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09-12-2005, 08:53 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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You'll soon realize that the parasitic relationship also has its paradisic moments, especially come laundry day...
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09-12-2005, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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I knew it:
Internal Memos Show Oil Companies Intentionally Limited Refining Capacity To Drive Up Gasoline Prices
full alrticle:
http://www.consumerwatchdog.org/energy/pr/?postId=5110
Fuckers...
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09-12-2005, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Posts: 353
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Why am I not surprised? Appalled, but not surprised.
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You've got red on you.
You only see what you want to believe
When you creep from the back
I got tricks up my sleeve
24/7 the devil's best friend
It makes no difference
It's all the same in the end
-"Same in the End" by Sublime
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09-12-2005, 10:45 PM
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#2319
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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499. I'm tired and annoyed at stupid Physics. I hate Physics. Also I was thinking about dying my hair burgundy again.
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09-12-2005, 10:47 PM
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#2320
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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And woot! 500 posts. *does a happy dance*
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09-13-2005, 10:04 PM
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#2321
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Abba's techno club remix of "dancing queen" is amazing...that's all I have to say
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09-13-2005, 10:14 PM
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#2322
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I went to the dentist today. It was my first time with cavities. I had two that had to be filled. They did it with a laser and not a drill so I was happy about that. I was only upset once they were done and I could not feel my face in all it's glory. I felt like crying. I also felt like saying "What have you done to my face?" It was a very odd experience but the pain killers have worn away and now I feel mostly normal again.
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09-13-2005, 11:48 PM
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#2323
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Originally Posted by winged_dreams
I went to the dentist today. It was my first time with cavities. I had two that had to be filled. They did it with a laser and not a drill so I was happy about that.
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WTF?! Dentists have laserguns now? As if they weren't scary and alien-like enough already!
That does it. I'm putting off my visit for another 4 years, by which time they'll hopefully have developed nice little nanobots to fill my cavities.
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09-14-2005, 05:32 AM
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#2325
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Another state of mind...
Posts: 368
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Hilarious, I laughed so hard I started choking.
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