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12-23-2010, 03:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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That aint no kinda answer, dude.
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12-23-2010, 03:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Dude was kind of epic but he could also turn into a big old teddy bear so I'm going to have to say he doesn't win. That and he hasn't been here in a long fucking time so he doesn't count, besides if we were going with manliest member ever I'd have to give it to Mael, dude could turn a lesbian straight in under three seconds.
As for current members I don't know it is kind of hard to pick, pretty much all of you manly guys have some endearing qualities, and we all know endearing qualities are so totally not manly.
You all must put forth reasons why you (whoever your favorite is) are the most manly. My father-in-law wrestled a bear and won, that is your starting point. Go!
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Mael didn't strike fear in hearts. E_E was a total sweetie but appearance wise very intimidating I think he could definitely take a zombie hoarde out with his bare hands. And wasn't E_E an emergency room nurse? Breaking gender roles while being totally badass.
Yeah, we can use present members, but if that's the standard, they all seem to fall short.
And you guys all have dads that puts mine to shame, in a gender expectations sort of way. I inherited my body shape from him. Also the geek gene.
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12-23-2010, 03:09 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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I'm pretty sure I'm too sappy to even enter. Myoccasional seizing of control, shit-hot leadership skills and enviable way with crying women all arise directly from the fact that I spend so much time time getting drunk and having faggy talks about feelings with my friends. I kinda think the perfect crying jag can be a display of manliness - that balance of sentimentality and gruff fortitude. Then again, I'm drunk and faggy.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-23-2010, 03:24 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Saya
Mael didn't strike fear in hearts. E_E was a total sweetie but appearance wise very intimidating I think he could definitely take a zombie hoarde out with his bare hands. And wasn't E_E an emergency room nurse? Breaking gender roles while being totally badass.
Yeah, we can use present members, but if that's the standard, they all seem to fall short.
And you guys all have dads that puts mine to shame, in a gender expectations sort of way. I inherited my body shape from him. Also the geek gene.
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He is and specializes in psychiatric therapy. He'll make you chill and recover from trauma by being in awe of his shape.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-23-2010, 03:27 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I'm pretty sure I'm too sappy to even enter. Myoccasional seizing of control, shit-hot leadership skills and enviable way with crying women all arise directly from the fact that I spend so much time time getting drunk and having faggy talks about feelings with my friends. I kinda think the perfect crying jag can be a display of manliness - that balance of sentimentality and gruff fortitude. Then again, I'm drunk and faggy.
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Perhaps we define manininity as the man we aspire to be, not what was been demonstratedly successful.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-23-2010, 03:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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In that case, I win hands down. I'm unbeatable when it comes to a good drunken jag.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-23-2010, 04:34 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
That aint no kinda answer, dude.
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What am I supposed to say?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-23-2010, 07:22 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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I vote the guys fight for this. I mean...it is a "MANLIEST MAN" deal.
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12-23-2010, 07:45 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 2,424
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Then again, I'm drunk and faggy.
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Fuck yeah! Come to SCC!
Kontan: I look better in a dress and make a damn good Patsy Stone.
Versus: fuck you! you make SCC sad.  he gonna use his voodoo to channel some bad loa to steal your eyes and skullfuck de holes.
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12-23-2010, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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I don't want to post his face without his permission, so here is the abbreviated, yet manly version of Edible Eye:
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...net/e_e2-1.jpg
As for dads: my dad raised and slaughtered his own sheep and cows, geese and whatnot. Him liked the decapitations! Slitting and gutting fish was nothing. And he made his own bullets and cartridges, built his own brick walls around his house, mixed and poured cement, even made a fallout shelter during the early 60's. Machine tooled all kind of things metal including making his own automobile engine parts.
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12-23-2010, 11:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
Fuck yeah! Come to SCC!
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I'd be piss-easy to take advantage of on a maudlin whiskey spree - a man-hug & sympathetic nod of agreement that people DO suck out loud, and I'm fucking anyone's.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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12-23-2010, 04:52 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
I'd be piss-easy to take advantage of on a maudlin whiskey spree - a man-hug & sympathetic nod of agreement that people DO suck out loud, and I'm fucking anyone's.
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Sweeeeeeeet.
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12-23-2010, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
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Not to take anything away from him, but I expected more. Understand that I'm surrounded by the sort of thing everyday. I'm the smallest guy at my work, and even I'm in pretty good shape. Now check this out.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...g?t=1293164351
You see how huge the dude on the far left is compared to me towards the right?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 02:00 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Versus
Not to take anything away from him, but I expected more. Understand that I'm surrounded by the sort of thing everyday. I'm the smallest guy at my work, and even I'm in pretty good shape. Now check this out.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...g?t=1293164351
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Now I have to defend him.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._3180461_n.jpg
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._5299365_n.jpg
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-24-2010, 02:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Double post. 400, though. :x
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 02:05 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
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BY THE ROOTS OF YGGDRASIL!
His face changes everything... I want to be his trophy wife.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 02:33 AM
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#42
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Aye, he got that trophy wife a while ago. Freakin' Woolly Mammoth of a Man.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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12-24-2010, 02:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Edible Eye, for possession of unregistered firearms attached to your body as well as a mostly epic beard that is reminiscent of a viking or perhaps a toddler lumberjack, I gift you with the "Thor's Hommie" award.
Since he's not here, I'll take it in his place.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 04:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Versus - you get my vote. It's not the size of the guy it's how he wields his Thor's hammer.
*goes off to have a lay down because she's seen Versus in uniform again* **swoon**
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12-24-2010, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Versus
BY THE ROOTS OF YGGDRASIL!
His face changes everything... I want to be his trophy wife.
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I told you! He wins the thread, no question.
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12-24-2010, 04:27 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 222
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Originally Posted by Versus
Since he's not here, I'll take it in his place.
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Apathy seems quite manly most of the time, as well as Humane (in a fatherly sort of way). Nevertheless, I'd either vote for you or ssj_goku.
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12-24-2010, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Fruitbat - You're such a dork.
HP - I don't know. If, as a psychiatric therapist, he yells at patients to act right not because of sincere concern, but because they piss him off then I would accept that. Somehow, I doubt that the reality is so awesome.
Besides. There are other aspects to manininity that need to be considered.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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12-24-2010, 05:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I nominate Ophie for shits and giggles.
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12-24-2010, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Versus
HP - I don't know. If, as a psychiatric therapist, he yells at patients to act right not because of sincere concern, but because they piss him off then I would accept that. Somehow, I doubt that the reality is so awesome.
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Yeah, I don't think I am even anywhere in the top 100. I have been told I am "living the lie" (even though I am straight) so I must come across as anti-manly. Ophie is more manly than I.
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12-24-2010, 05:47 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Yeah, I don't think I am even anywhere in the top 100. I have been told I am "living the lie" (even though I am straight) so I must come across as anti-manly. Ophie is more manly than I.
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I think you've just learned humility. Clint Eastwood is one of my favorite bad asses, but he never overtly says it. His actions are more then enough to make up for his absent vocalization of a super-ego.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
-Breathin, Tupac.
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