James Joyce should be featured on the Weekend Web

Despanan · 03-13-2011, 08:43 PM

James Joyce's love letters to his soon to be wife Nora Barnacle.

Seriously, READ these:

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Originally Posted by James Joyce

My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair...

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Joyce

To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
...Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

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Originally Posted by James Joyce

To NORA
Dublin 15 December 1909
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No letter! Now I am sure my girlie is offended at my filthy words. Are you offended, dear, as what I said about your drawers? That is all nonsense, darling. I know they are spotless as your hearth. I know I could lick them all over, frills, legs and bottom. Only I love in my dirty way to think that in a certain part they are soiled. It is all nonsense, too, dear, about buggering you. It is only the dirty sound of the word I like, the idea if a shy beautiful young girl like Nora pulling up her clothes behind and revealing her sweet white girlish drawers in order to excite the dirty fellow she is so fond of; and then letting him stick his dirty red lumpy pole in through the split of her drawers and up up up in the darling little hole between her plump fresh buttocks.

Darling, I came off just now in my trousers so that I am utterly played out. I cannot go to the G.P.O. though I have three letters to post.

To bed - to bed!
Goodnight, Nora mia!

JIM

Dude the author of Ulysses was a fucking nut:

There are a ton of these and they are insane, Hilarious, and very well written.

Despanan · 03-13-2011, 08:49 PM

Here's who he was writing to:

Versus · 03-13-2011, 11:00 PM

Wow. Spooky, spooky.

CuckooTuli · 03-14-2011, 03:24 AM

LOL. James Joyce is immense.

I found this site a while back. Don't ask me how, because I don't know. I honestly... don't know. http://www.bigdicklit.com/

Despanan · 03-14-2011, 08:43 AM

Brown-arsed fuckbird is now my favorite turn of phrase EVER.

Versus · 03-14-2011, 08:44 AM

Ever? Spooky, spooky.

Saya · 03-14-2011, 08:59 AM

morgoth · 03-15-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Despanan

James Joyce's love letters to his soon to be wife Nora Barnacle.

Seriously, READ these:

Dude the author of Ulysses was a fucking nut:

There are a ton of these and they are insane, Hilarious, and very well written.

You wouldn't happen to work for these guys hmmmm?

http://www.thejidf.org/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...LB2fYhoY#at=15

Launching disinformation on the internet in a effort to spread false information of western culture.

As if people are really going to believe Joyce used language that would only be used in the late twentieth century.

Actually, your degenerate modernist/post-modernist writers would actually match the colorful language depicted in those falsified writings; after all, according to your ilk, there is no such thing as objective reality...

Thing is, if you believe that, then your own assertions are, by default, FALSE.

Despanan · 03-16-2011, 10:06 AM

Nightwalker39 · 03-16-2011, 11:24 AM

That was intense.

ssj_goku · 03-23-2011, 01:24 PM

...that's GROSS.