.: Randomness :.

[SuicideJade]

it breaks my heart that she doesn't like me..
i think i'll go cry now..
*heh*

[comatoast]

Tstone, once again you say it better than I....truly a master wordsmith.

[Darkness_Of_The_Night]

*Screams as loud as she can* I HATE MY NEW SCHOOL. Freakin every body are asshole just about. Even my teachers. Beside that my new buss driver almost killed me and the other kids on the buss today. Our old buss driver quite so he was on the buss to showing her the route. She took for ever to get us to schoo.We got there late and at the same time while she was driver she just about hit every car that was infront of her. Then when we was on the brige she was swiving back and forth almost makeing us go off the brige.THANK YOU LORD OUR OLD BUSSER DRIVER TOOK US HOME AFTER SCHOOL TO DAY OR I MIGHT OF NOT BEEN HERE.
(please excuse my poor spelling I am really working on it)

[Maimy]

Whatever else we had to deal with, and whatever else is gone now that LL/BB/Bex is banned ...

The phrase "hump you till your nipples fall off" is still a keeper.

[akhira]

Bexxle is gone...ahh..bliss..

Tstone, gotta agree with comatoast, truely a master wordsmith

:lol:

That concludes the one and only flamewar I've participated in.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled randomness.

[akhira]

Originally Posted by TStone

Ah shucks, you’re only saying that because I remarked on your fine tight ass…but I’ll take what I can get.

Thanks for the compliment.

Au Contraire Tstone,

You have turned insulting into an artform.
A new subject, you should start teaching. I'll be the first one to sign up. :lol:

Prof.Tstone Ma.I
Sub: Intelligent Flames

[SuicideJade]

heh. i got the better comment.. a tight cooter is always better..

[SuicideJade]

it could hurt awful good if it's used right

[DCreep]

Randomness:

I have fallen deep in love with the sky
fragments of a sunbeam glaring on a kitchen knife
sedated and lazy cold skies full of blue
the sun burns forever it reminds me of you


I'm alone where the streets are paved with bone
buildings with a hundred eyes watch me through the swarming flies
behind shades pulled tight, things are growing without light
Hungry things in circles crowd around, TV's turned up too loud
The dream sea has been poisoned, the stop light splashes me red
Innocence suffocated in it's sleep.


Laughing into the fire, it reminds me of you
the slit wrists of the sky bleeding into the blue
we twist beneath forever, but don't you see what you've done
ants in the afterbirth, we're slugs under the sun



DEv.

[DCreep]

It's all your fault trapped in your lies
Suffer from your stupidity in a cheap disguise
Just when you think it's over, it comes back relentless and colder

Regret, you can't take back the things you did
Too late, you lost it all again
Alone you feel the emptiness
taste of your own medicine

Your running crying tears of blood
terror engulfs you like a flood
give it up and pull the plug
i'll inhale the soul that no one loves.

You fell from grace and laughed it off
turned your back and denied your god
you'll pay for eternity for the pain you've caused
Souless and rotting in a box.


DEv.

[DCreep]

I guess new guys get ignored around here.
No sense in posting anything else, Not getting
any response is fucking boring.


DEv.

[comatoast]

You want a response?

OK...one word:

Lobotomy.....

[Ravena]

I was going to post another pic of As and I, but it looked so bad(not him, I) that I think I learned my lesson the first time around. :oops:

School is pretty good, though....

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by DCreep

I guess new guys get ignored around here.
No sense in posting anything else, Not getting
any response is fucking boring.


DEv.

People respond when they see something worthy of a response..

Also F.Y.I there is a thread in Literature called " A Thread of Poetry" for people that wish to post their poetry. In the future please post your "poems" in that thread.

:shock:

[DCreep]

Do I sense harshness? Damn.
I guess my writings are not worhty of a response on this board.
I thought this site would appreciate my style of writing.
All i was really saying that i was bored and hoping for a lil
feedback.( I guess i got what i wished for)
I didn't realize there was a poetry thread, now I know.(thank you)
I have plenty more where those came from, not sure if anyone
cares though.
Lobotomy, probably wouldn't work for me, but is a great book by
Dee Dee Ramone.
I like this board and would like to be a participating member,
just seems like new guys get blown off, maybe I'm wrong.


DEV.

[Ravena]

Ah Dev, I would have commented, but I wanted to have something just as good to post in reply, and I don't... However, I will post one in the poetry thread.
Welcome to Gothic.net.


Randomness- (Hope I haven't posted these before)

>>An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
>>smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and
>>arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so
>>for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are
>>all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very
>>good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to
>>life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day
>>their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
>>released after each receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
>>
>>As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's my
>>first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish
>>before your whipping."
>>
>>The Englishman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
>>"Please tie a pillow to my back."
>>
>>This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went
>>through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and
>>crying with pain.
>>
>>The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Engishman in horror he said
>>smugly: "Please fix deux pillows to my back."
>>
>>But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through
>>again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
>>
>>The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik
>>turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and
>>your people are the kindest and most generous in the world. For this, you may
>>have two wishes!"
>>
>>"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The American replied. "In
>>recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but
>>100 lashes."
>>
>>"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very
>>brave". The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
>>
>>"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what
>>is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
>>
>>"Tie the Frenchman to my back."


Hope no one is French here... take it lightly!


More controversial crap...


Definitely church bulletin material:

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him.
He does the honest thing and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him.
As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window
and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up.
He takes her to the police station where she is searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects. He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake." "You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him."
"I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."



Redneck Professional Engineering Exam

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
tree that will support a 10 pound possum.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest
when placed on blocks in your front yard? A.66 Ford
Fairlane: B. 69 Chevrolet Chevelle: C.64 Pontiac GTO

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity
of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators
are necessary to condense the product?

4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700
rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be
harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in
size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Budweiser Tallboys will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge
of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in
the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch
centers with a Field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet
and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1
inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many
hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a house south of Beckley and 3.7 acres of
land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man
has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile
home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton coal truck is overloaded and proceeding 900
yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph.
The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of
secondary roads, what are the chances that it will
strike a vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2
Hazardous Area. The Mine employs 120 miners per shift. A
gas warning is issued at the beginning of 3rd shift. How
many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during
the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per
generation, how long will it take a town that has been
bypassed by the interstate to breed a country western
singer?



I think there may have been a pic with this but I didn't get it.



Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Louella has been charged with .....
Misdewiener.
Oh, don't groan....

[DCreep]

Thank you Ravena! Just got off work and really enjoyed the
jokes(specially the one with the frenchman), I needed a good laugh.
I'm going to check out the poetry thread.

DEv.

[Ravena]

Yay!

Got a ***********... Think I wanted a Deadjournal, but let's see how this works.....

I did my first class reading today... I did ok, I think.

[Ravena]

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
recently was faced with a unique problem........

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would
put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their
lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of
little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day,
the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the
maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a
major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every
night.

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

THE MORAL OF THIS STORY..

There are teachers, and then there are Educators!



Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[ice]

Originally Posted by Ravena

Hope no one is French here... take it lightly!

Frenchman here! :wink:

-I really have more Kiwi in me, but I'm still greatly French


edit: I really suck at quoting >_<

[DCreep]

Most of this i thought of in my sleep, woke up
trying to remember exactly what the words were.
Oh, well this is the best i remember:


I'm numb and unfeeling,
so I just burn and stare at the ceiling,
I'm here but so far away,
I see your mouth moving but i can't hear what you say,
and i don't think I'd give a fuck anyway,
I blew my last five on a cheap fifth a vodka,
gonna kill somethin, their aint nothin gonna stop us tonite,
I know about confusion, Let's start a riot, lets start a war,
everyone that you know is a whore,fuck it, fuck it , fuck it, fuck it,
I don't care, if there's gonna be blood I'll be there.
Turn on all the lights, so i can watch it die,
gonna taste some blood, before they close my eyes,
cause i got the answer, one bullet,
so crank back the action and pull it


I've heard abortion stories from the leather nun,
holding hands with dead girls hiding from the sun,
the lines that define begin to grey and fade,
now we shoot out the lights and swallow razor blades,
I feel nothing for the meat that came before liberty,
she crawled to me plaing the whore strapped into the chair
the needle now descends, as they lick their cracking lips,
their twitching never ends, blood beneath her fingernails,
swallow my pain dirty needles break the skin, now suck hard
as i drain sunken eyes, trip with me and meet the sun,
This orgasm of light, suck the world inside yourself spitting forth
the night.
I listen to the trees they hum and hold hands with thw moon,
Insects whisper sweet nothings the solar system blooms
The skulls of babies grow beneath the garden of soul,
where the girls run barefoot and all life lives uncontolled,
Virgins play where the bayou's blue and bloody, eatin mushroom stew.


Creeping like frost as slow as grave moss
Like drowning in dry oceans of bone dust.
I taste the wreckage of crumbling faces
I know the pale thing from the darkest of places.
i remember blood from the thighs of the mother
As everything is eaten by another.
How much blood must we bleed, I cut their throats as they sleep
Slow desolation like a funeral procesion, the lovely one screams like
she's caught between stations.
I eat the razor a mouth full of god's flesh,
sweating this blackness, is like shitting this cold death.




D-Creep

[Ravena]

Great...
Days of no water, no electricity, almost flooded, broken limbs, my cousins comming up from Key Marathon to escape Charley only to be hit by Frances, my uncle coming up tonight for the same reason, most of the area is still out of power (But they are sending us back to school on FRIDAY; mind you this is the same school board that starts the school year on a THURSDAY most years) and all sorts of other mayhem....

And now Ivan is headed right up our ass.

*Sigh*

Anyone else in Florida other than Comatoast?

[Empty_Purple_Stars]

Originally Posted by DCreep

Most of this i thought of in my sleep, woke up
trying to remember exactly what the words were.
Oh, well this is the best i remember:


I'm numb and unfeeling,
so I just burn and stare at the ceiling,

DC please o please o please o PRETTY PLEASE post your prose in the Poetry Thread and ONLY the Poetry thread.. Makes our lives that much easier and well that's what it's there for otay?

:wink:

And Rav?

Tstone is in Fla not Toast..

And you guys should probably just move to Kansas or somewhere really hot, flat and dry cuz it just IS NOT Florida's freakin month.. What are the friggin odds of THREE damn Hurricanes in One friggin month..

Can I get a GODAMN??

:shock:

*Godamn*

Yeesh..Here's a life Jacket and a bottle of Vodka u can drink when yur 21..

*Hee*

Tell your man I said HI and we miss the fuck out of him..

[DCreep]

Sorry, I promise.


D-Creep

[Sandmanhero]

my sister just told me this weekend that she considers me her project. She's going to try to convert me to Christianity. All i can say to her is:


BRing it on!


Don't know why others feel compelled to save my soul when theirs arn't doing so hot either, according to their religion. to each his own.

On a different note, i'm still a starving astudent at the local college. My brother is going to get the fam their own computer for christmas. I don't want it. i like this computer. My parents are so computer illeterate, i will hate sharing a comp with them. i can still have my own personal windows desktop, but i just know my parents will fuck it up.

Listning to the horrorPops. Dig those crazy bass beats! The lead singer has a great voice and choice style. i love the psycho billylook, just not for myself. Although, i do love those dresses. they don't come in enough shades of black though.

Well if this isn't random thoughts, i don't know what is.

I posted on myspace and on ***********. Same old shit, just a different smell.

sucks about those Hurricanes guys! another ones soming eh? Well, good luck with that. Can't wait till i move out of california.

Enough boring you all

ON WITH THE GAMES!