"Collins: In honor of the death of Bohemia, an improtu salon will commence immediately following dinner. Maureen Johnson, back from her spectacular one-night engagement at the eleventh street lot, will sing Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocorder, while accompanying herself on the electric chello, which she ain't never studied.
Roger: And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold an erection on high holy days.
Mark: Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap, will perform her famous lawn chair-handcuff dance to the sound of iced tea being stirred. And Roger will attempt to write a bittersweet, evocative song.
Roger: [picks up a guitar and plays]
Mark: That doesn't remind us of Musetta's Waltz.
Collins: Angel Dumont Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris while accomanying herself on the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub.
Angel: And Collins will recount his exploits as an anarchist, including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtural reality equipment to self-destruct as it broadcast the words:
All: Actual reality! Act up! Fight AIDS!"
-The cast from RENT
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
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