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10-03-2006, 09:34 PM
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#1476
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sarasota Florida
Posts: 120
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Granted but instead of crow the movie your clothes are made of actual crows and they smell really bad.
I wish I could shoot flames from my hands
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10-04-2006, 05:08 AM
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#1477
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
Posts: 1,670
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Granted, at the first shot of flame from your hand you relize your hands catch fire and are insenerated, hence no more flame shooting power for you.
I wish I would stop attracting all these young horrid emo girls. *Please*
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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10-04-2006, 11:11 AM
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#1478
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sarasota Florida
Posts: 120
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Granted but now you only attract buck toothed cowgirls that chew tobacco and slop pigs for fun.
I wish I could have a happy dream
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10-05-2006, 05:54 AM
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#1479
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: United States.
Posts: 1,670
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Originally Posted by Darkbender423
Granted but now you only attract buck toothed cowgirls that chew tobacco and slop pigs for fun.
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[Wow, that's the best granted wish of mine yet. ^.^ Ha.]
Granted, you have happy dreams with fuzzy pink elephants, until you realize it's not a dream but instead you are on an acid trip and you jump off a bulding trying to hug one of these elephants. xD
I wish I could meet Robert Smith.
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"What a bunch of garbage: liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job, of Slavery Inc."
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10-05-2006, 01:51 PM
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#1480
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 105
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Not granted. Robert Smith dies beffore you meet him the next day.
I wish everybody was nice and there were no perverts or child melestors or anything.
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10-06-2006, 05:06 PM
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#1481
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
Posts: 107
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Granted, but since everyone is slightly perverted, you'd be dying with them.
I wish I could manage to cook for one so I don't make such large meals I have to eat all by myself. If I can create new dishes, why can't I scale them down ever?
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10-07-2006, 07:31 AM
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#1482
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Colorado, U.S.A.
Posts: 205
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Granted, except, you make them to small and over time, because theyre too small, you die of malnutrition with no one there when you die.
I wish I could get a pet dragon that obeyed my every command...
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10-07-2006, 07:40 AM
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#1483
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: a house full of "catmons"
Posts: 590
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Granted, but you forget to feed it and it eats you before you manage to scream at it to stop.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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"If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes." - William S. Burroughs, "Queer"
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10-07-2006, 09:07 AM
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#1484
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sarasota Florida
Posts: 120
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granted you receive eternal rest and never feel tired again, however due to the lack of sleep your mind has a psychotic episode and you end up in an insane asylum, locked in a padded room, with no one to talk to but the voices in your head
I wish I was independantly wealthy and never had to work again
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10-07-2006, 12:19 PM
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#1485
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Granted, you are now independently wealthy and you never have to work again. In fact, you don't. You hire people to do your cooking and your cleaning, and you even hire a Personal Dresser to button your shirts in the mornings... Although he's soon out of a job, because you decide you don't want to get out of bed in the morning, much less get dressed.
Now, the easy punishment for this would be that your muscles all atrophy and you can no longer move, and you lay drooling in your bed with festering bedsores in places one oughtn't mention in polite company. However, you foresee this fate in a sudden fit of enlightenment. You decide that this "independent wealth" thing can give you a whole new lease on life. With that thought in mind, you get up, dress yourself, and walk out the door...
...where you are promptly killed by a fatal bite from a rabid squirrel.
I wish my Papa Wayne (grandfather) would return from the dead, and NOT be a zombie, and would want to hang out with me like we used to.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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10-08-2006, 01:28 PM
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#1486
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: a house full of "catmons"
Posts: 590
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Granted, he returns from the dead, and he's not a zombie, he's a vampire. You think it's cool and want to become one too, and he agrees -- that way you'd hang out together forever. However, something during the turning goes wrong, and you just die.
I wish for a pet tiger (but without the danger of tiger eating or harming someone, or getting killed by someone).
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"If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like hibernating rattlesnakes." - William S. Burroughs, "Queer"
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10-08-2006, 01:45 PM
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#1487
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Granted, you have a nice little tiger... that TALKS!
He takes you to a nice little magic world called Normia, filled with polar bears and wolves and pixies.
The world is huge and very beautiful (wintery)
You say: "This world is cool. Is it anywhere near Narnia?"
The tiger says: "Narnia?" "Has that stupid C.S. Lewis said anything about our world?"
"He must die!"
You say: "Umm.... but he's already dead."
The tiger says: "Oh well, good. But we must also eradicate anyone that knows something about our world, even a little hint that it exists."
You say: "Am I going to die too?"
The tiger says: "Oh, no. You had known about us and seen us and you didn't tell me firsthand. You need a worse punishment. We're gonna place you in a room with a televangelist."
Dun dun doom!
I wish I had endless number of Danishes.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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10-08-2006, 02:20 PM
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#1488
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Granted. You have an endless suplly of Danishes. But everytime you try to touch them, they dissapear. When you withdraw your hand, they appear again.
I wish my homework was all completed.
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10-08-2006, 02:29 PM
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#1489
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Granted. It's all been completed wrongly, and it's not in your handwriting. You get a month's detention for it when you hand it in.
I wish my ear would heal faster than "4 months to a year"...
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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10-08-2006, 02:38 PM
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#1490
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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It heals. But then it keeps getting infected.
I wish I had that red dress I saw in town on saturday.
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10-08-2006, 03:49 PM
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#1491
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Nowhere, Michigan
Posts: 4
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Granted. You get the red dress and you look smashing. You wear it to the club next Saturday and find out five other girls bought the exact same dress. The one that looks the worst in it goes into a psychotic rage and spends the rest of the night cornering and viciously murdering the four of you. You're found in the bathroom, strangled by your own dress straps.
I wish I could take a nap.
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10-08-2006, 03:51 PM
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#1492
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Paisley, Scotland
Posts: 588
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Granted. But you have a nightmare about She_Is_My_Sin's dress experience, and you can't sleep for days afterwards...
I wish I had some green paint. D:
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You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!
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10-08-2006, 04:37 PM
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#1493
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Granted, but unfortunately you only get a thimble full of green paint, and it contains every virus known to man. I wish I could see Dir En Grey live again.
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10-09-2006, 04:57 AM
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#1494
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: London
Posts: 3,231
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You get to see them... for only a moment, before the stage equipment at the concert crashes down and burns them, horribly maiming them and almost killing you, leaving you instead in a coma, doomed to relive the moment of fire and agony forever.
I wish that I had the law books I need without having to get a load of extra stuff or damage my bank accounts.
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The noblest sentiment I have encountered and the most passionate political statement to stir my heart both belong to a fictional character. Why do we have no politicians as pure in their intent and determinedly joyous in their outlook as Arkady Bogdanov of Red Mars?
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11-19-2006, 12:54 PM
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#1495
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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By demand of Tumor (cool guy) I'll grant this wish and resurrect this thread.
Umm...
Granted... but for every law book you got, you also get a dozen cannibal dodos you have nothing to feed them with.
I wish we could all look like anime.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-19-2006, 01:26 PM
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#1496
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Granted, but now we all suffer from chronic dry-eye... and there's a shortage of Visine!
I wish my hair was about twice as long as it is now...
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-19-2006, 01:35 PM
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#1497
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
Posts: 373
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Granted, but it's not the hair on your head...
I wish I could lose some weight.
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11-19-2006, 01:36 PM
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#1498
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Get a CT scan and find out
Posts: 373
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Tumor (cool guy)
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Why, thank you. 
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11-19-2006, 02:00 PM
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#1499
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
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Originally Posted by Tumor
Granted, but it's not the hair on your head...
I wish I could lose some weight.
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Granted. You lose weight, and you become your desired weight. Suddenly, you fit into all the clothes you've ever wanted, and you catch loads of complete strangers giving you "the eye" as you walk by. This, of course, gives you a new boost in confidence. You start to take risks, like buying that leather jacket you like and wearing it to the mall, just because you can. You catch the eye of a beautiful stranger, and armed with your new boldness, you introduce yourself. She whisks you off your feet, a glint in her eye, and begs you to go to Estonia with her. You agree, half in love with her already. When you get there, she confesses to you that she's a vampire, but has no desire to convert you. Instead, you are to be her prisoner until you start to grow old and she tires of you, at which time she will feed you to her minions. You are trapped, with no way out, with a dire path ahead of you.
I wish work was over already.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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11-19-2006, 02:42 PM
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#1500
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Granted, but now its time to go to work again!
I wish I could think of what to cook for dinner...
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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