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12-21-2010, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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When ever I see them....
I want to punch a kitten in the fucking face.
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This is the "When ever I see them" thread.
You possibly hate someone with more fury than a F5 tornado?
Or how about with the passion of a tropical wind storm?
Or maybe you love them so much, even Jesus couldn't pull you apart?
Yeah, it's one of those threads.
Start off your post with "When ever I see them..." and type what you would want to do. this way, you get it all out without having to really explain your situation. You just get to exert your feelings on the board. Me and my friends used to do this in class on a piece of paper. Call us easily amused if you want, but it helped. So, enjoy your venting.
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12-21-2010, 06:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 28
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Whenever I see them ... you know the type, mouth-breathing, eyes glazed over, walking in a slow zigzag that forces others to stop and walk around them. Those people. The ones who run into things because they're not paying attention to what's directly in front of them. The ones you're walking behind who stop suddenly, then turn around and seem surprised that there's people behind them.
Whenever I see them I want to douse them in petrol and set them alight. I believe they're made of just water and egg, so it's not really murder.
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01-04-2011, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Every time I see them... I want to eat my own head.
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01-07-2011, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 17
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
Every time I see them... I want to eat my own head.
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... That would be an interesting sight nonetheless.
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02-23-2011, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Indiana
Posts: 82
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When ever I see them...
I think of weird things like, "I wonder if I can cut off my own hands before I stab them to death?" or "If I had a lot of money and they asked for a dollar would it be un-polite to laugh in their face first before saying no?"
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02-24-2011, 04:24 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Somewhere I'm alone
Posts: 74
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When I see it ...I want to pounce, rip and tear but not enough to kill, just enough for suffering. Then cut her toes off one-by-one and listen to her cries of pain, and pleas for mercy...
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02-26-2011, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Denmark, thou Viking capital!
Posts: 2,277
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Whenever I see them...
I want to rip his fucking pedophile shitty dick off and choke him with it before throwing his body to a pack of hungry wolves!
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02-26-2011, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United Kingland of England
Posts: 205
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Whenever I see them....... I want to get out my swords cut them up piece by piece, pour salt in the wounds, force feed them their own shit, and knee them in the balls so hard people think they're sucking bubble gum balls!
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02-26-2011, 04:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United Kingland of England
Posts: 205
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deathscreton
... That would be an interesting sight nonetheless.
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That is one coolass avatar photo
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02-27-2011, 02:26 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United Kingland of England
Posts: 205
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When ever I see them I want to grind my size 11 boots into their face till I hear bones crack and an eyeball rolls out. Then I want to pick up their floppy half conscious form and inject them with a stimulant so they can't faint from the pain.
Then I'll put them in a needle suit so whenever they breathe a bit more flesh gets ripped off.
Finally I'll (carelessly) take the suit off, smear them with Gazelle flesh, and throw them into a Lion enclosure with half a dozen hungry lions with filed down teeth.
You know, so they need to get a chew on!
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02-27-2011, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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When Ever I Seen Them...I Would Grab A Number 2 Pencil, Jabbing It In Deep In Their Eyes Until They Die, And Write Music With It. Then I Would Title It..."Murder, She Wrote."
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02-27-2011, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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You don't impress anyone.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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02-27-2011, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
You don't impress anyone.
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Not Trying To. 
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02-27-2011, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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*Rolls Eyes* Anyways...Back On The Subject! Whenever I See Them...I Will Kill Them With Kindness And Serve Them Tea And Cookies....With Opium.
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02-27-2011, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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You clearly are trying to be witty, which means you're trying to show off, but it's so dull and stupid.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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02-27-2011, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan
You clearly are trying to be witty, which means you're trying to show off, but it's so dull and stupid.
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*Rolls Eyes Again* Do I Need A Fly Swatter?
Hmmm...When Ever I See Alan...I Will Spray "Raid" In His Face For Being A Pest.
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02-27-2011, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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Still not witty.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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02-27-2011, 02:47 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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When Ever I See Them I Will Beat Them With A Baseball Bat, Make Them Cement Shoes, And Throw Their Bodies In The Detroit River When They Come To.
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02-27-2011, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United Kingland of England
Posts: 205
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JJ_Spade
When Ever I Seen Them...I Would Grab A Number 2 Pencil, Jabbing It In Deep In Their Eyes Until They Die, And Write Music With It. Then I Would Title It..."Murder, She Wrote."
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HAHAHAHAH!! Hell I'm impressed. Treemendously funny MODOM!
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02-27-2011, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 6SixSick
HAHAHAHAH!! Hell I'm impressed. Treemendously funny MODOM!
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Awww, So Sweet Of You Sixy 
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02-27-2011, 04:07 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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When Ever I See Them...I Would Skin Them, Cut Them Wide Open, And Play With Their Intestines...Stretching Them Like Rubber Bands...While They Are Still Alive. "Huh, Kinda Sticky...." *Playfully Slaps Allen In The Dome With It And It Sticks To His Face*
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02-28-2011, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Uniontown, Kentucky
Posts: 334
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When i see them... I want to strap everyone of them down with chains and whips. Peel they're skin off slowly and viciously. Take my Butcher knife and slice them open across every inch of their body (Hey, reminds me of Michael Myers), watching them bleed out slowly across the wodden floor. Laugh at them wickedly, and smile evilly ending with, "Stupid Fucking Preps You Finally Got What You Deserved!"
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02-28-2011, 10:32 AM
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#23
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
Posts: 1,919
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When I see them......I just want to show them how to capitalize correctly, use punctuation the right way and lovingly teach them how to spell.
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02-28-2011, 10:40 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Michigan
Posts: 269
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When Ever I See Them...I Will Tie Them Down In A Chair, And Make Them Eat Broken Glass.
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02-28-2011, 03:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 634
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When ever I see them... I want to give them a random hug and run.
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