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Old 09-03-2009, 12:19 AM   #1
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Unhappy Guys...

Guys... my velvet just ripped...
I was going to go to my nearest graveyard tonight to read Edgar to the sky, this grave evening, but it's now ruined...
And I'm like... totally freaking out, this is so ruining my decadent night...
Anyone got any advice for poor ol' me :\?
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:12 AM   #2
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Be a less obvious troll, give yourself better subject matter to work with than a caricature of being a goth (a recent example was a girl pretending to be a skateboarder) and work harder at school.
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:48 AM   #3
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guys... My velvet just ripped...
I was going to go to my nearest graveyard tonight to read edgar to the sky, this grave evening, but it's now ruined...
And i'm like... Totally freaking out, this is so ruining my decadent night...
Anyone got any advice for poor ol' me :\?
you are not a real gothic this is a stereotype of the media and much offendedness has been caused in me by it
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Old 09-03-2009, 06:49 AM   #4
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ya UR not real gothic real gothic revel in tragedy like rippe velvit
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:20 AM   #5
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ya ur not real gothic real gothic revel in tragedy like rippe velvit
i'm moping not revelling
gosh guys you totally don't understand my total depressed and dark decadent feelings.
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:21 AM   #6
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Be a less obvious troll, give yourself better subject matter to work with than a caricature of being a goth (a recent example was a girl pretending to be a skateboarder) and work harder at school.
I AM NOT A TROLL, BUT YET A BEAUTIFUL SOUL, HAHAHA, POETRY!
Poetry = Decadent, like me!
You're totally trying to keep me down, down like a fallen angel...
Ugh... I'm so totally in a decadent writing right now.

Edgar woudl be so proud... *sigh*
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:23 AM   #7
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you are not a real gothic this is a stereotype of the media and much offendedness has been caused in me by it
It's actually goth, gothic is an adjective, stop using it as a noun, you poo uneducated mortal, be more VAMPIRE, WEAR MORE VELVET, and then you will become truly great at intelligence and decadency...

*mope*
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:32 AM   #8
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Old 09-03-2009, 08:00 AM   #9
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There can be room for only ONE LORD!
You are a fool!
There are two lords,
Me Lord Thomas Von Slut Esq. And Lord Rozz Williams, you are but an imposter standing in Rozz's great moping decadent shadow of darkness, whining and despair.

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Old 09-03-2009, 08:07 AM   #10
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You will surely wish you had never denounced my honor.....

Just watch....
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Old 09-03-2009, 09:13 AM   #11
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You will surely wish you had never denounced my honor.....

Just watch....
And that my friends,...was the last thing heard from Lord Von Slut Esq.
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Old 09-03-2009, 09:34 AM   #12
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This is pointless. You're not even funny or abrasive, you just exist like a tumour on gothic.net's brain.
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:25 PM   #13
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And that would be another zinger for JCC.
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:28 PM   #14
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Guys... my velvet just ripped...
I was going to go to my nearest graveyard tonight to read Edgar to the sky, this grave evening, but it's now ruined...
And I'm like... totally freaking out, this is so ruining my decadent night...
Anyone got any advice for poor ol' me :\?
Tee hee.

That's all I have to say about that.
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Old 09-03-2009, 02:29 PM   #15
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Kinda makes me with I had the time & resources to travel.
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Old 09-03-2009, 04:10 PM   #16
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Why do you keep bumping this thread? Why did I just bump this thread?
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Old 09-03-2009, 07:31 PM   #17
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Tom, is that you?
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:33 PM   #18
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This is pointless. You're not even funny or abrasive, you just exist like a tumour on gothic.net's brain.
Haha, you pitiful mortal, you think Gothic.net has a brain.
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Old 09-03-2009, 10:35 PM   #19
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Kinda makes me with I had the time & resources to travel.
Oh my, you want to travel?
Gosh... to where?
I was always like... thinking Mexico seeing as like all the like.... day of the dead stuff... but like... I'd get a tan on my decadent complexion...

A vampire like me should not go through such a torment.

Oh, most exotic Mexico
Land of the decadent dead
How cruel thou art to me
Burning my pale flesh
Like a body on a funeral pyre
But this is no funeral, for I am not dead
And death shall never touch me
I am immortal. I am Vampire.

Decaaaadennnttttt

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Old 09-03-2009, 11:01 PM   #20
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I remember my trip to Mexico, that was quite possibly my favorite family vacation. The weather was stunning, we went to some fantastic ruins, I got to swim with dolphins,all the girls wen horseback riding on the beach, we went cliff diving(at least sort of it was at a sink hole, which sounds icky but it was quite breathtaking, so there weren't any waves or anything to worry about) I managed not to get burnt to a crisp, we had an all inclusive package at the hotel so food and drinks were essentially open, and the bartenders were very friendly and even tried to help me learn a bit of Spanish (though they did tease me about my terrible pronunciation).
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Old 09-03-2009, 11:07 PM   #21
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I remember my trip to Mexico, that was quite possibly my favorite family vacation. The weather was stunning, we went to some fantastic ruins, I got to swim with dolphins,all the girls wen horseback riding on the beach, we went cliff diving(at least sort of it was at a sink hole, which sounds icky but it was quite breathtaking, so there weren't any waves or anything to worry about) I managed not to get burnt to a crisp, we had an all inclusive package at the hotel so food and drinks were essentially open, and the bartenders were very friendly and even tried to help me learn a bit of Spanish (though they did tease me about my terrible pronunciation).
Why did you make this trip sound such a bore?
Where are the graveyards? The velvet? The Rozz Williams Mopefests?
You are like... a travel agent or something...
Totally not understanding that no-where is fun, it's just "Less depressing"
... And you think I can't get burnt? If I'm out there for longer than 20 minutes, my true vampire comes out, in a red bleeding form of me, it hurts me... I'm too scared to go out those nights... I don't want blood on my hands... illegally that is...
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Old 09-04-2009, 11:00 AM   #22
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Tom, is that you?
It's not the Tom we know in the reals worlds. He's some guy from deathrock.com who thinks we all take this site seriously. His name is Tom, though, I think. At least he's honest. Lulz.
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