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12-27-2009, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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The Crying_Crimson_Tears game.
The rules are simple: mention your fiancé in any way you can within your boring anecdote about a menial task that you performed to which your fiancé is entirely irrelevant. I'll start:
I was making tea today and my fiancé didn't kill his mother.
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12-27-2009, 06:08 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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I was making tea today and my fiancé did kill his mother.
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12-27-2009, 06:30 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Guys, normally I don't mind stuff like this, but I really don't think this is fair. She had a rough time.
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12-27-2009, 06:32 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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God, Anarasha, you're such an insufferable White Knight. I'm glad you're not my fiancé-- someone else is. I have a fiancé.
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12-27-2009, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Thou Viking capital Denmark.
Posts: 1,971
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Gothicus - I just have this empathy for other members of the human race that I can't quite seem to get rid of however much I try.
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12-27-2009, 06:34 PM
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#6
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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So me and my fiancé were planning my gastric bypass...
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12-27-2009, 07:19 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JCC
So me and my fiancé were planning my gastric bypass...
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And my fiance gastricly bypassed his mom's throat with a rusty butter knife.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-27-2009, 07:50 PM
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#8
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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So I was mopping today and found a thumbtack, my fiancé proubly dropped it, because he was with me...and is my fiancé.
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12-27-2009, 07:54 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Oh oh DRM, you've done it now, JCC will now make a new thread about you and your fiance.
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12-27-2009, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DRM
So I was mopping today and found a thumbtack, my fiancé proubly dropped it, because he was with me...and is my fiancé.
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Did it have any blood on it? Because my fiancé was telling me some horrible rumors about someone else's fiancé.
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12-27-2009, 09:05 PM
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#11
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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My fiancé is jealous of my girlfriend because I'm bisexual. You have a problem with that?!
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You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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12-28-2009, 03:15 AM
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#12
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Reno, Nevada
Posts: 5
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So basically were making fun of someone because they had rough times in regards to their fiance? I don't understand how this is meant to be funny.
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12-28-2009, 05:26 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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My fiancé bought me underwear today. Then he killed me and my mother , because he's my fiancé.
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12-28-2009, 08:09 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I had a horrible fucking day because I chipped a nail ... and my fiance was not looking for a large butcher knife ... he swears.
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12-28-2009, 08:11 AM
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#15
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Imaginarygreenthunder
So basically were making fun of someone because they had rough times in regards to their fiance? I don't understand how this is meant to be funny.
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That's because you don't HAVE a fiancé.
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12-28-2009, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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My fiance approves of this thread.
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12-28-2009, 09:20 AM
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#17
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Imaginarygreenthunder
So basically were making fun of someone because they had rough times in regards to their fiance? I don't understand how this is meant to be funny.
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No we're making fun of her because she's a conceited bitch.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-28-2009, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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So is my fiance.
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12-28-2009, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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My fiance murdered your fiance for being a conceited bitch.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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12-28-2009, 10:19 AM
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#20
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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My fiance fianced your fiance right in the fiance. That's how she fiances.
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12-28-2009, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Not Tha Duckman
My fiance fianced your fiance right in the fiance. That's how she fiances.
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Typical smurf talk. Just substitute "smurf" with "fiance".
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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12-28-2009, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 657
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Yup, that's the fucking joke.
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12-28-2009, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Athens, Greece
Posts: 664
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Well, I got it, didn't I?
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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12-28-2009, 10:34 AM
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#24
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Oh jeez, guys, my thread has become so fucking beautiful. I can't wait to show my fiancé.
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12-28-2009, 10:36 AM
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#25
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Your fiance will fiance all over their drawers when they fiance this thread.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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