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Old 11-16-2011, 07:17 AM   #1
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I Came Back

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I work for a plant nursery.

2. Where are you from?

Where are you from?

3. Who is your favorite author?

Neil Gaiman.

4. What are your favorite films?

Does it have awesome action scenes, a halfway coherent plot and some good-looking people running around? Then I like that movie.

Note that by "good-looking", I am not including that freak Tom Cruise or Ryan Reynolds. That guy's face bothers me. It's weird-looking and I want to punch him. Also, wait, does the movie have Zooey My-Parents-Didn't-Love-Me-Enough-To-Give-Me-A-Real-Name? Yeah, screw her. She can't act or sing. I don't understand why she is taking up time on my television screen.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

Classical, on strings. Preferably cellos. Some Vanessa Carlton. "I Don't Want to Be a Bride" is suitable. You have to hear it to understand why that's not me being sarcastic.

6. At your funeral?

Why do I care what they play? I'll be dead.

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

*Ahem*

"Forever, whenever
I never wanna die
I never wanna die
I never wanna die
I'm on my knees
I never wanna die
I'm dancing on my grave
I'm running through the fire
Forever, whatever
I never wanna die
I never wanna leave
I'll never say goodbye
Forever, whatever
Forever, whatever"

Does that answer that question?

8. What kind of casket would you want?

Yeah, being buried is stupid. You're a corpse and you're taking up valuable space for people who are still breathing, you selfish brat. I'm being cremated.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

My grey dress from BCBG with the blue tights, the designer grey heels from the charity shop, with the blue-patterned wrap that was a present from Iraq.

I like greys and blues.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

I don't miss anything. Being a child sucked. I can drink, smoke, drive, party, work, draw, and reach stuff better now.

11. What's your favorite band?

Apocalyptica. Saw them live back in March. Within Temptation is very good too, I saw them in September. Though U.S. Royalty was a great show, I saw them in July. Singing "Equestrian" with the rest of the crowd was great. I've sen Editors a few times, and I love them a lot. Vanessa Carlton is my favorite singer, I saw her twice this summer. Mumford & Sons, they were fantastic live back in May. Hmm. AFI was great live too, delightful little throwback to my teenage years. I've been listening to Anton a lot too here lately.

You know, I don't know.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

Botany/Ecology, because I was a real student.

13. Why did you join?

I have no clue, it was nearly five years ago. I've probably drank away those brain cells by now.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

I don't see how that's relevant.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:42 AM   #2
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Hi Lapin.

My message was too short.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:49 AM   #3
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Hey.

No, I won't conform to your stupid word requirement. I thought this was a site about non-conformity?
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Old 11-16-2011, 11:52 AM   #4
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If we said your name backward it would sound like 'nipple'.

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Old 11-16-2011, 02:51 PM   #5
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Hello and welcome back, hope you enjoy your time here !!!.



Hi Wolfie !!!. *waves*
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Old 11-16-2011, 04:03 PM   #6
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Hi, Wulfy!

*HUGZ*
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Old 11-16-2011, 04:10 PM   #7
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If we said your name backward it would sound like 'nipple'.

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"Lapin" backwards probably sounds more like "Nepal", as in the country. You have to say it with the proper French accent. A twirly mustache helps with that.
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Old 11-16-2011, 04:55 PM   #8
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Awww, I waxed my twirly moustache off last week.

i can not haz French.
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:01 PM   #9
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Don't feel sad, I never had one in the first place. The shame of being female is upon me. The husband lords his impressive beard and mustache over me every day.

Damn Afghanis and their ability to grow awesome facial hair!
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:20 PM   #10
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I'm Australian and have an amazing moustache that I am refusing to wax at all to raise money for homo-vember.

I love my socially inappropriate body hair!
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:33 PM   #11
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Yeah, my husband likes women.
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Old 11-16-2011, 05:54 PM   #12
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I'm Australian and have an amazing moustache that I am refusing to wax at all to raise money for homo-vember.

I love my socially inappropriate body hair!
I love homo-vember!

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Old 11-16-2011, 06:42 PM   #13
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LAPIN! WELCOME BACK!!! My favorite photo of you was this one (I included it in one of my Gnet videos)
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #14
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...I remember you. I remember that picture.

The one on the left died in Iraq two years ago and the one on the right ended up with a drug problem.

Thanks for the reminder.
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:55 PM   #15
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...I remember you. I remember that picture.

The one on the left died in Iraq two years ago and the one on the right ended up with a drug problem.

Thanks for the reminder.
Oh, I am sorry. I will take it down.
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Old 11-16-2011, 06:55 PM   #16
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Also, it's really weird seeing my face like that.
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:19 PM   #17
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8. What kind of casket would you want?

Yeah, being buried is stupid. You're a corpse and you're taking up valuable space for people who are still breathing, you selfish brat. I'm being cremated.
You would still typically get a casket for the viewing/funeral/wake/whatever it is that your loved ones end up doing.
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Old 11-16-2011, 09:45 PM   #18
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Damn Afghanis and their ability to grow awesome facial hair!
Uni-brows are not awesome, ma'am.
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Old 11-17-2011, 02:05 PM   #19
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Uni-brows are not awesome, ma'am.
He actually gets his eyebrows taken care of. Because he loves me and if I mock him mercilessly for having a unibrow, he'd eventually snap and kill me. And then he would be lonely.
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Old 11-17-2011, 03:46 PM   #20
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Also, it's really weird seeing my face like that.
Awww, why ya gotta be so cruel to HumanePain?
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Old 11-17-2011, 07:57 PM   #21
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I remember reading a few of your posts from the time I was absent.

Can't remember if I thought they were relevant (see your answer to #14), but I have enjoyed a few of your new posts.

Welcome (back) to this place. I look forward to your contributions.

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Old 11-18-2011, 05:29 AM   #22
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Thanks for the reminder.
Way to be an arsehole about it.
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:28 AM   #23
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inorite?

Cuz HP obviously meant to cause pain and heartache. Not a chance that some douche is being a complete cockbite, amirite?

It sucks having dead friends. Don't take your emotional bullshit out on innocent people.
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:30 AM   #24
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My fellow Snarklings, let us be considerate: the photo brought back painful memories and she let me know it in a manner that indicated how painful it was to her. I personally take no offense from her comment knowing it was driven by pain. Let us try to start again and welcome her. She is one of us.
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Old 11-18-2011, 06:32 AM   #25
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You're a bigger man than I, HP and you always will be.
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