As the delightful Blackthorne knows, I am a huge John Waters fan.
One of my favorite lines from a John Waters film (spoken by the phenomenal Miss Mink Stole Female Trouble):
"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if you were suffocating and there was oxygen IN YOUR BALLS!"
Oh, there are so many wonderful quotes from John Waters films.
Were I not a bit tipsy on absinthe right now, I would go through a rather exhaustive list... :P