Most Sexist Lyrics You've Heard

[Albert Mond]

Right. I'll start.
Here's a particularly sexist song by German Rock group The Rattles, from some time in the '60s, I think. It's called "Cauliflower".

"Cauliflower all the time
Cauliflower, oh my, my, my
I'm gonna get me another girl
and get down from this hook
I'm gonna get me another girl
someone who knows how to cook
like my mama used to do
when I was a litlle boy

Cauliflower all the time
Cauliflower, oh my, my, my
I can't stand this girl no longer
the same food everywhere I look
the girl I happened to marry
only knows her big fat
only knows her big fat
cauliflower-book
I'm gonna get me another girl...
Cauliflower all the time
Cauliflower, oh my, my, my"

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UtTYZV...eature=related
I'm sure someone there can top this.

[Sanguine Mind]

Pretty much anything by The Mentors.

[Albert Mond]

Yeah. That tops it pretty well.
Watching their bit on Jerry Springer, now. Compared to the guy who put them in a room together, El Duce and the Bible-Chick seem pretty sane.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wzxOsXCUE3A

Oh. And that other chick's boyfriend or slave or whatever is an ugly fuck.

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

Hed PE.

tenspaceletterwordthing

[Sanguine Mind]

Originally Posted by Albert Mond

Yeah. That tops it pretty well.
Watching their bit on Jerry Springer, now. Compared to the guy who put them in a room together, El Duce and the Bible-Chick seem pretty sane.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wzxOsXCUE3A

Oh. And that other chick's boyfriend or slave or whatever is an ugly fuck.

The only reason I know of thier excistence is because I watched the segment of that show with GWAR.

Btw, How the fuck do you get hit by a train? It's not like they sneak up on you. They're loud as hell and can only travel on the tracks, so it's not even like they can go after you or anything...

[Albert Mond]

Originally Posted by Sanguine Mind

The only reason I know of thier excistence is because I watched the segment of that show with GWAR.

Btw, How the fuck do you get hit by a train? It's not like they sneak up on you. They're loud as hell and can only travel on the tracks, so it's not even like they can go after you or anything...

He was Drunk, I think. And some people probably think it was a conspiracy because he claimed that Courtney Love asked him to kill Kurt Cobain.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Duce

[NightmareInShiningArmour]

That chick looks like that girl off of Tool Time...

[The Brooding One]

Right Said Fred
I'm Too Sexy


I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

[strange_pleasure]

Yup, sexiest song ever^

[Albert Mond]

^I disagree.
It's the time of the season when love runs high.
In this time, give it to me easy and let me try
With pleasured hands to take you in the sun to promised lands,
To show you every one; it's the time of the season for loving.
What's your name? (What's your name?)
Who's your daddy? (Who's your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken (Has he taken)
Anytime (Anytime to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly, tell you what?
I really want to know, it's the time of the season for loving.
What's your name? (What's your name?)
Who's your daddy? (Who's your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?
Has he taken (Has he taken)
Any time (Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly, tell you what?
I really want to know, it's the time of the season for loving.

[Elysiume]

Originally Posted by The Brooding One

Right Said Fred
I'm Too Sexy


I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

My aunt lived next door to them for six years before they got a breakthrough. They were plumbers or something.

I find most Britney Spears lyrics highly offensive for one reason or another. And a lot of rap and R'n'B tracks piss me off as well. I can't name a specific track or artist, but you know what I mean.

[Steppenwolf]

such threads make gnet worth one's time ... hehe , you guys
well , I'm gonna look for mine ...

[a morbid curiosity]

Say Anything lyrics are always about girls and are sometimes sexist, but their sexism is outweighed by pathos.

"You goddamn kids had best be gracious
With the merch money you send
'Cause for you I won't ever have rough sex
With Molly Connolly again";

"And this girl who I met whose pride made her hard to forget
She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band"

Hahahaha.

Katy Perry's lyrics piss me off. "You change your mind like a girl changes clothes". EURGH.

[Genocide]

Vanilla by gackt. You can go on youtube and find subtitled versions.

"Can I love you? In this trembling night
Do it just like that . . . do it more . . . faster . . .
Your bruising lips hurt me more when you're speaking
You and I are not . . . burning love

Ah...
How many mornings do we have
Before this night ends
I'm dying surrounded by white flowers
Which scatter in the sky"

It's funny how catchy and upbeat the song is, the lyrics at first don't seem to fit.