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03-03-2006, 08:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Oh, and Xng, no matter what your differences are ... I'm very glad to know that you found him and the happiness that this relationship creates.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-06-2006, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I picked up a Playstation 2 game real cheap at the pawn shop recently. It's called "The Simpsons: Road Rage" and it is a driving game. The premise is pretty simple. You pick one of the Simpson characters to drive as, and then you patrol all over Springfield picking up other Simpson characters and giving them taxi rides to where ever they want to go. You get paid for their fare, plus tips if you are fast enough.
Anyway, I was playing this morning and I picked up Willie the Scottish groundskeeper at the school. And when my character asked him where he wanted to go, he said, "Take me to the burlesque. Sometimes a mule's just not enough for a man!"
EWWWWWWWWW! I can't believe they put that in a game kids play!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-06-2006, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I love the Academy Awards. Ever since I saw the new trophy, my favorite catagory has been 'Best Supporting Actress'!
Not Child or Work Safe
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c3...ingActress.jpg
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-06-2006, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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How McBurger's cranks out those hamburger patties so fast:
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-06-2006, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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You really do with all of that stuff in there.. *Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.*
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-06-2006, 09:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Ah, thank you Xng and maggot. By those comments I'm assuming you were able to look at all the pics there. Hmmm ... need to read the photobucket FAQ and tutorial tomorrow when I'm on the PC. Tonight I'm on my PDA, so it's hard to manage these things on the small screen. I did change the following:
Make public - Yes No
If no, optional read only password - _ _ _ _
I hope that makes it private.
Oh, and nice Monty Python reference!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-06-2006 at 09:22 PM.
Reason: formatting
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03-06-2006, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,421
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Heh, thanks.
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You ain't no punk, you punk; you wanna talk about the real junk?
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03-15-2006, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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So I'm applying for a new job, and they sent me to a facility to get drug tested. And I was waiting in the lobby for someone to come get me for testing.
And I was reading Laurell K. Hamilton's "Cerulean Sins". And I was at the point where the heroine, Anita Blake, is being overwhelmed by the "arduer", an uncontrollable lust-hunger she has aquired from her relationship with a vampire. When this "arduer" hits, she must satisfy the need with sex of some sort, and the need is very strong and must be sated immediately.
So one of these attacks of "arduer" hit her, and she is with a guy she didn't really want to sleep with, but now is consumed with the desire to fuck his brains out. And I was reading the rather graphic description of their frenzied coupling, when I realized I was becoming aroused.
And I thought, "Hey, I'm going to have to pee in a cup soon, maybe in minutes. I gotta stop reading this, NOW!"
I hate it when that happens.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-15-2006, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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How the hell was I late on penis convo day? Grrrrr...
Just a quick note on the subject... There is nothing better (for me) then bent over a couch or bed one hand wrapped in my hair the other on my ass and all the force he has in his hips, no matter the length... he can go deep and oh god.. yum.
Oh and... yes, blow job = much horny sanctus.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-15-2006, 11:27 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
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My fiance is 6'5" and I'm 5'2". XD He's a tall one.
I just love sex so much. If it's good sex I get this wonderful natural high. I love it. It makes me feel so good.
I'm taking Human Sexuality this summer semester. Hopefully I'll enjoy.
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03-16-2006, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl
I'm so getting that book.
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It's very good, but it's a series. You're gonna want to read all of them. The first one is "Guilty Pleasures". It's not as sexy (Hamilton got bolder as her novels took off), but you degfinitely want the history. Her prose started getting pretty darned steamy 4 or 5 books into the series.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-16-2006, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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One of my girlfriends says sucking me makes her wetter than anything else she or I could do. Of course, I never complain about that kind of foreplay! 
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-16-2006, 01:45 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I copied the following Tenet post from Random. Drawing this would be one way to get yourself banned from Disneyland:
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
Disneyland Orgy
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Here's another way to get yourself banned from Disneyland:
I think I've just developed a "Mickey" fetish! Ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-16-2006, 10:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Wow Ben, I'll never look at Mickey the same way again!
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03-16-2006, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
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Hmmm. Can you meet them at Eurodisney?
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03-17-2006, 06:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Just a quick note on the subject... There is nothing better (for me) then bent over a couch or bed one hand wrapped in my hair the other on my ass and all the force he has in his hips, no matter the length... he can go deep and oh god.. yum.
Oh and... yes, blow job = much horny sanctus.
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How did I miss this? DAMN!
Hun, you just made up for anything you might have missed ... in spades.
Good thing I don't have to pee in a cup right now!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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...because reading about sex makes you want to drug yourself into oblivion?
I know that's the effect it has on me... 
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03-17-2006, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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um ... no ... not me.
Strangely enough, reading about sex makes me want to have sex. Go figure!?!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Really?!
Damn Ben, you are one weird dude.
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03-17-2006, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yes, but I survive because I bespell enough people into embracing my weirdness.
And I surround myself with women who share my views on sex, so it's all good!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 09:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by pitseleh
Really?!
Damn Ben, you are one weird dude.
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Pits are still here? I need some help.
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03-17-2006, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
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Affirmative.
Sex.
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03-17-2006, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by pitseleh
Affirmative.
Sex.
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Roger.
Fiend.
As in Sex Fiend
It's like a Sexual Word Association Game..
Uhh.
Yeah..
YAY for Boobies!!!
* runs away*
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03-17-2006, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Boy, that "Boobies" distraction works on me every time! ...
Where'd she go?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-19-2006, 08:06 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Roger.
Fiend.
As in Sex Fiend
It's like a Sexual Word Association Game..
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Alien!
Yeah, I said it.
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