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12-14-2008, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: san francisco
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how many goths...
Q. how many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
okay, im going to give a couple classic answers, and then i bet you guys can come up with some good ones. this is a thread for laughing at our gothiness, so to prove we get the joke, instead of being the joke.
A1. it takes two; one to do the job, and one to put on floodland.
A2. it takes none, they would rather just embrace the darkness.
A3. it takes two, one to screw it in, and one to complain about how andrew eldritch could have done it better.
YOUR turn!
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12-14-2008, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by ragamuffin
A1. it takes two; one to do the job, and one to put on floodland.
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That actually made me laugh
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12-14-2008, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: san francisco
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the floodland one is my very favorite. it makes no sense, and its silly. but we all know theres more than a kernel of truth in it!
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12-16-2008, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Santa Barbara, CA
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A1: One, but it takes forever to put on the makeup to be ready to screw it in.
A2: Six, because if six Goths screw six lightbulbs into six sockets then they've just made themselves very happy.
A3: Three. One to screw it in, one to pick the gothiest lightbulb, and one to write a poem about how gothy the lightbulb is.
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12-16-2008, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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It takes one Goth and one human. The human to screw it in, and the Goth to cry about it.
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12-16-2008, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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The lightbulb would never get screwed in.
One of them would mention Tesla. Then an argue would ensue.
Three hours later a non-goth will come along and smash the lightbulb.
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12-16-2008, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
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Five, one to screw in the light bulb, four to yell "Turn that light out!"
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12-16-2008, 10:07 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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None. The accept the bulb for what it is. They would never want the bulb to change. They tolerate the bulb as long as it realizes that it is not goth.
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12-16-2008, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Maryland
Posts: 375
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Lights? Lights?
I use candles....
I like the dark, I'm goth you doof =p
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12-19-2008, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 62
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Change a bulb? Can a typical goth have enough IQ to know how to do it?
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12-20-2008, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
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Originally Posted by The Brooding One
Change a bulb? Does a typical goth have a high enough IQ to know how?
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Yes, and many are tall enough to change it without having to stand on a chair.
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12-21-2008, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: san francisco
Posts: 35
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wow
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Originally Posted by MollyMac
None. The accept the bulb for what it is. They would never want the bulb to change. They tolerate the bulb as long as it realizes that it is not goth.
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nice. GOOD one! haha im in the stupid internet coffeeshop trying not to laugh, so i have the half-smirk going on. 
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