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08-27-2007, 11:28 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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Just Plain Funny
I know I posted this link in another thread, but it made me spit out beer it was so funny (and it takes A LOT to make me spit out beer) so I'm posting it here for the world to see.
http://www.maniacworld.com/what-is-s...ing-about.html
Funny. 'Nuff said.
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08-27-2007, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: That little dot in the Middle East , Lebanon
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U.S. Americans? Africa? Some people don't have maps like in Afghanistan? Jesus Christ, I have never been so ashamed of being an American.
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08-27-2007, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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I think she is Dubya's long, lost, illigitimate daughter.
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08-27-2007, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Sounds about right. Makes me damn glad I'm Canadian.
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08-27-2007, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
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XD
Mavelous.
It shows off the maximum american brainpower!
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08-27-2007, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
XD
Mavelous.
It shows off the maximum american brainpower!
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Don't make generalized assumptions about the rest of us. Thanks. 
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08-27-2007, 11:49 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Somewhere the angels can't sing to me
Posts: 155
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Ha! I'm proud to be British now.
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08-27-2007, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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Originally Posted by Death_Mask
Ha! I'm proud to be British now.
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These jokes should be about South Carolina, because she probably isn't aware that SC is a part of the US.
:mwuhaha:
Oh, and who the hell can't spot a country as large as the US on a world map? How low does one's IQ have to be???
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08-27-2007, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,587
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Originally Posted by Linen
These jokes should be about South Carolina, because she probably isn't aware that SC is a part of the US.
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South Carolina, home of the US Marine Corps. Coincidence?
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Oh, and who the hell can't spot a country as large as the US on a world map? How low does one's IQ have to be???
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...lower than the 20% of Americans who can't find their own country on a map...
*rim shot*
They really should give me my own talk show. 
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08-27-2007, 12:15 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
Posts: 545
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Harharhar.
I will not be associated with this Barbie doll biatch just because we live in the same country.
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08-27-2007, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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Yes, you will.
The best bit of that video is how she looks all pleased with herself afterwards, like "Yeah, I totally nailed that question."
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08-27-2007, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 4,587
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Heh, yeah, girls like that you have to keep their mouths full when your dating them. Whether it be beer, food, or c0ck, you have to put something in their mouth to keep them from speaking, else they will embarrass you both.
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08-27-2007, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: the graveyard
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Originally Posted by Tha Duckman
Yes, you will.
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I refuse!!!
Can't I become a temporary honorary Canadian or something? 
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08-27-2007, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
Posts: 4,603
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No, you'll just have to admit you're a dumbass.
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08-27-2007, 12:38 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 865
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ROFL! That is pure brilliance.
XD!
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08-27-2007, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
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Originally Posted by Death_Mask
Ha! I'm proud to be British now.
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Yay!
Lets dance about and drink tea while our youth shoot each other and gordon brown beats up some muslims.
It's fuckin' brilliant to be brithish, aye?
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08-27-2007, 01:00 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I'm Irish, therefore I am better than all of you.
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08-27-2007, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location:
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Blimey. She should be on an advert for Uni.
DO IT KID'S - DON'T RISK THIS.
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08-27-2007, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Give the girl a break
That was a hard question
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08-27-2007, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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A girl like that does not deserve a break....
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08-27-2007, 01:18 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Behind a keyboard.
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I reckon asking her how old she was would be a tough question for her to answer.
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08-27-2007, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location:
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Um....er....like...I was 13 like 6 or 5 years ago...so uuuhh...maybe.....twentyyyy.....three....or ....five?
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08-27-2007, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: a russian, vienna-educated, living in the Netherlands. beat that.
Posts: 465
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That was a fuckin mess, whatever she was trying to say......
.....At least NOW people will leave me alone with their jokes about Russia.
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08-27-2007, 03:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
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Originally Posted by Don't Look Behind You
That was a fuckin mess, whatever she was trying to say......
.....At least NOW people will leave me alone with their jokes about Russia.
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What do you mean?
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08-27-2007, 04:11 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I like how she added the be all end all of pageant phrases: "To build up the future...for our children."
She is a SAINT, people, A SAINT!
Ah, just give 'er the crown, she cares about our children.
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