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01-30-2011, 10:52 AM
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You slackers need to start updating your shit.
Come on, people. Quit sucking.
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01-30-2011, 10:52 AM
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I'm waiting on YOU for the next installment of the porn parody. Get to it sweet cheeks
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01-30-2011, 10:55 AM
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Baby, you don't have to wait around for me. Instigation is HOT.
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01-30-2011, 10:57 AM
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I'll see what I can do, every time I read over that thread, I start laughing so hard I'm practically crying.
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01-30-2011, 11:08 AM
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That thread is good for me. I was planning a porno-style scene for the zombie story, and it's helping me order my... ideas. In a totally, uh, artistic way.
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01-30-2011, 09:50 PM
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Ugh. I spent the weekend on my feet. I'm going to try to squeeze another out tomorrow, but that will be the last for a while. Wednesday night, I have to go to Louisiana for a month.
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01-30-2011, 10:15 PM
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Dude, I'm on scene 4 or 5 or something. like 18 pages in.
I'm kicking your asses.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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01-31-2011, 01:18 AM
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I'm too busy being a piece of bread in an Apathy's Child manwich to even bother with starting a story.
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01-31-2011, 02:44 AM
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Yeah, but you and I are just a chapter in a larger tale in the porno thread, Corpseh... when WE know that in truth, the love story between us would fill an epic novel by itself.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-31-2011, 04:04 PM
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"What have you done to poor Mr. Apathy?"
"I haven't the faintest clue"
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01-31-2011, 04:26 PM
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I hope my recent update helps in constructing that epic love story.
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02-03-2011, 06:35 PM
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Hey AC you can't call other people out for not updating their shit if you are going to update your shit.
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02-03-2011, 06:50 PM
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Are we over fanfics yet? No one has been updating and I don't want to update and have all the cool kids roll their eyes and say "that was SO last week."
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02-03-2011, 06:56 PM
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We are so not over the fanfics, you guys are all just being slackers.
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02-03-2011, 07:01 PM
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Hahaha, good, I'll have time over the weekend to get some done.
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02-03-2011, 09:53 PM
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Perfect, it should be up in time for my next shift at work. Seriously these things make the work day go by so much faster.
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02-03-2011, 11:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Solumina
Hey AC you can't call other people out for not updating their shit if you are going to update your shit.
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Hey, I upated in the last 48 hours!
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Originally Posted by Saya
Are we over fanfics yet? No one has been updating and I don't want to update and have all the cool kids roll their eyes and say "that was SO last week."
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Maybe we pushed you before you were ready. The key is to be so in love with the sound of your own voice, you wouldn't quit talking even if you know for sure it's shrieking into the void.
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02-04-2011, 03:29 AM
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Hahahaha, have you heard my voice, sir? I mumble into the void, sir, not shriek.
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02-04-2011, 10:24 AM
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You mumble adorably
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02-04-2011, 10:27 AM
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I could totally write more...but I'm really not in the mood
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02-04-2011, 01:21 PM
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Well, it's not exactly news that most of Gnet has the attention span of a goldfish that's also a gnat with a concussion, amirite?
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-04-2011, 01:22 PM
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Yo, AC, get in the porn thread and get writing. You know it needs to be done.
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02-04-2011, 01:33 PM
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I'm waiting for you to have Judge finish me off. I told you. I'm on motherfucking strike here until I blow my load.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-04-2011, 01:34 PM
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Well, she's made a start on you already in the installment I posted not long ago
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02-04-2011, 01:40 PM
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Yeah, I saw that. You should totally write Gnet in the 70s French Arthouse Vampire Porno.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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