The Arena

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 12:10 AM

Welcome to the arena, a thread devoted solely to the flaming of fellow members. This showdown between the top ballcrunchers at Gnet is all in good fun, but don't hold back. Take nothing personal, and have a blast.

I thought of this with the burn contests that me and Sanctus had with each other. So feel free to call whoever you want out, or just flame with and against a friend. You should keep up with the posts, as there can be more than one war at a time. So it's best to name names before you flame.

(Corny) Example:

Sanctus- I'm calling you out bitch. I'm gonna put those handlebars to use. Of course, if you're scared, I'll understand why.

And of course her response would be:

Korova- Waah! I'm a whinny bitch, and I'm Korova's slave.

. . . Oops, it seems the games have begun

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 12:18 AM

Well well spanky, fucking spectacular idea you have here.... nice to know there happens to be ANYTHING mulling around that sparkless ass box yor let ride on your neck... I do hope it pays ride fare though, that's like 10 pounds of ineffectual shit to have to drag through the day.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 12:21 AM

Sanctus- Well, apparently I'm smarter than you seeing as how I can use context like I said. And if I'm already carrying around shit on MY head, what does that say about you?

Xng- You're not even worth the trouble. Too easy, just too easy.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 12:37 AM

So sorry Papa Milkbar... all that time spent around female grade school conquests has made you a cranky grandpa. It's okay though, your insult technique is about as flaccid as your wee wee... so abusive depression won't be much of an issue where I'm concerned.

and Xng- Uh... okay?

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 12:45 AM

Sanctus- You still don't does it right, do yous? But that's understandable. I can see how your ability to comprehend simple sentences would be hindered by your cute, yet sad, attempts to flame someone. You're trying too hard, hon. The problem is that, no matter how hard you try, you'll still only fail horribly at flaming.

Xng- No, I'm not even going to dignify you with a retort.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:00 AM

KOROVA- I'm still waiting to be insulted??

I'm darn glad I didn't learn from master Milkbar, or I might be eternally stuck in "I'll flame your 'sad attempts' at flaming me mode. I likes some variety in my retorts. Like... Gee Krovy, if trying hard is a problem for you what method would you prefer I try to help you stand at attention? A ruler and duct tape??

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:04 AM

Flamage huh?

Sancty.

You are sooooo ungoth! You smell like failure!

The peanut butter cookies you made for me tasted like prep food!

I am NOT going to accept that!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:06 AM

Wow, your delusions of grandeur make me want to vomit. And the problems with my arousal only come with the sight of you. Any other woman I do just fine with.

Oh, I'm sorry, let me put all that into context you understand:

*ahem* Blahhdda OMGXLBBQ, THAT IS LiKe, SoOoo0Oo NOt an INsulT!!11!!!1!1 ...... Ah-goo

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Wow, you're delusions of grandeur make me want to vomit.

Hey Korova, NICE grammar skills!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:11 AM

Demonista- You need your eyes checked. Look again.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:13 AM

You snide bitch! You changed it so you could avoid flamage!

How dare you, especially here, in the ARENA!

You're a pussy!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:14 AM

Demonista- Am I, now? Well, you are what you eat after all. And I don't remember changing a thing. Lying will not be tolerated young lady.

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:18 AM

Korova- Yeah, well. I bet you can't out do me in Dance Dance Revolution.

OH BURN!

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:18 AM

Demonista: Those weren't cookies...

Milkbar: Delusions of Grandeur? Who has delusions of grandeur? I'm just as dirtball as the next joe, I just think it's sad you haven't even skimmed THAT level... You should probably spend less time worrying about how hard I try at this silly game and concentrate on your own 'subpar use a sippy-cup so you don't spill shit on your shoes' methods of adolecent match stickery.. Seriously sweetheart, you just used the "Yeah well you make me wanna vomit" technique... the last time I saw that was in a 10 second blub of the 90's verison of 'The Little Rascals'... chances are the average age there was 7.

Good try though, Spanks. Want a a Lolli?

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:21 AM

Sanctus: What the? Those weren't cookies?!?!

*SPEWS!*

Oh no! Look at that! my throw up all over your ubergoth avatar and CORSET!

What are you going to do now? It looks permanent!

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:23 AM

Sanctus- "Dirtball as the next joe" is the delusion I was talking about. I'm surprised that all the thoughts in that little head of yours even add up to one post. *claps hands*

Oh, and you don't have a lolli, or anything, good enough to suck on, for that matter.

Demonista- You didn't even cinge me.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:23 AM

Demonista: Display it proudly... I'll claim it's mine after a night bender on absinthe and cloves. +15 Goff point fer me!

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:27 AM

Korova- Are you challenging me to a Dance Off on Dance Dance Revolution?

Sanctus Dei: I still have the most awesome goggles in the world that would earn you over a billion goth points for wearing it.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:30 AM

Demonista- Sure, since you probably can't even dance in real life.

Sanctus- That throw-up looks good on you. It improves your appearance.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:31 AM

Krovy: I'm not quite comprehending your accusation here, how exactly does admitting to indentifying with a dirtball equal a delusion of grandeur? Okay, um yeah, how do I even respond to that non-sense? I suppose I could just clap my hands like the mentally challanged too??

Well at least then I could communicate on your level, eh Krovy?
And by the way, you lack the oral skills to suck anything of mine accurately darling... frankly there was never an offer for you to decline, I do have a request though... could you flame me sometime tonight? I'm alittle bored.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

Sanctus- That throw-up looks good on you. It improves your appearance.

You going to use the "You have a poo-poo butt face" insult too? Christ man stop off the elementary school bus stop curb and give me something I can work with?! I feel like I'm playing a great hand of strip poker with a nun!!

Demonista_Ravenesque · 05-19-2006, 01:34 AM

Krovy, accuses me of not being able to dance when he claims that he eats pussy.

Hmmm.......

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:35 AM

I gather neither statement is remotely true.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 05-19-2006, 01:35 AM

Sanctus- I would have hoped that it would be obvious, even to a child. You're not near as high up as a dirtball. Your delusion is that you were ever even good enough to be dirt.

You're right, though, I should go ahead and give the flames a little try tonight. After all, you're trying your hardest, so why shouldn't I at LEAST, try a little, just to make you feel more secure.

And your boredom is due to the lack of a sex-life, or ANY life, that you possess for that matter.

Sanctus Dei · 05-19-2006, 01:42 AM

Whoa... let's not joke about who maintains a quite level of involuntary abstinence sweetheart. I get more play then a post office mail box, and I wear that badge proudly... you haven't even applied for an entry level position... Poor poor rusty roy might forget how it's done soon love, you better 'get on the ball' before you lose them to inactivity.

Oh and trying hard? Again with the trying hard retort? I guess there isn't much to be said for originality tonight, eh?