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12-13-2005, 05:54 PM
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In Australia, 16 is the age of consent.
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12-13-2005, 05:55 PM
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Yes but if you reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllyyyyyyyy wanted to get jiggy with it and you were 14, 15 with someone the same age or just a little older theyd overlook it most likely
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12-13-2005, 05:59 PM
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Rose!!! Do you recognise my sig from anywhere?
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12-13-2005, 06:06 PM
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But I think it's confusing with the laws in Queensland, where the age of consent to male-male sex is 18.
Demonista, please tell me it's a quote from Oscar Wilde.
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12-13-2005, 08:54 PM
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I posted an animation of a guy's head going up a horse's butt and rose didn't even notice.
I guess someone else now makes her....laugh....hard....
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12-13-2005, 08:57 PM
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I love the animation of the dude with the horse head!
It made me giggle.
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12-13-2005, 08:58 PM
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Rosey, You guessed right, it's an Oscar Wilde Quote!
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12-13-2005, 08:59 PM
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Demonista, I love you even more for that.
Oscar Wilde is sexy. I think I'm the only person in this entire universe who thinks so.
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12-13-2005, 09:27 PM
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Oscar Wilde is teh sex! No Arguments
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12-13-2005, 09:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamforthedead
*laughs hysterically* marry me Aliklyu your too perfect
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And...he's HOT too.
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12-13-2005, 09:31 PM
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Really?? OOOO Humour and sexyfullness *joy*
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12-13-2005, 09:32 PM
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offer still stand then
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12-13-2005, 10:44 PM
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She's fibbing because she is nice and wants to make me feel better. Trust me there is nothing here of astetic value.
I am one hell of a boyfriend, however. I read a quiz once someone emailed to me, something like "26 Things The Perfect Guy Does" and the only two that I failed were gving up drugs for love (I'd have to do them first) and giving you (the female) the remote when the game is on (sports to me is like sex: I don't want to watch someone else have all the fun!) but I appriciate the love anyways!
dreamforthedead admit it; I'm just a greencard to you aren't I?
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12-14-2005, 07:10 AM
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More animal cruelty ... A man gives an elephant some head:
Another horse issues a statement:
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12-14-2005, 02:32 PM
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That elephant animation is off the line!
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12-14-2005, 03:41 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockandrose
That elephant animation is off the line!
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Yeah, I found the original video online ... it's about 30 seconds long and a big file. It was a challenge to boil it down to less than 100k of animated gif, but I think I managed to show the essence of the original vid.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-14-2005, 04:02 PM
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Poor Mr. Elephant *tear tear* *squish squish*
Hhhmmm, I can't think of a more embarrassing way to die right now. It would have been much safer to watch porn like normal men but it obviously wasn't wierd enough for him. Yes, somewhere the line must be drawn between open minded and just plain sick.
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12-14-2005, 05:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
You know, one of the things I figured out in growing up was that if I really wanted a rewarding sex life, I was going to have to learn how to develope honest, open relationships with women. I would have to overcome my shyness, develope some sensitivity and build my conversational skills.
It strikes me that people who go for animal sex (and many other objectionable sex practices) either don't want to go through all that work, or don't know how to.
Sad and disgusting, really.
Related trivia: In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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*laughs*
Well now. I never thought there would be homophobia in the animal-world. Ya learn something new everyday. ;P
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12-14-2005, 06:22 PM
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I misspelled weird. Uggh, I hate English.
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12-15-2005, 09:39 AM
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Oh, I don't know ... I always thought weird looked better spelled "wierd" ... looks more like it sounds to me.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-15-2005, 11:26 AM
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I think I'd count that as animal cruelty if it isn't too bold.
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12-15-2005, 03:41 PM
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But hey, how can you even prove that the horse didn't consent to the act that was being committed? And, who's to say that the horse didn't enjoy the session?
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12-15-2005, 03:53 PM
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Plus the Hamster was sending mixed signals to Richard Gere's Asshole, way back in the day..
He was TOTALLY Asking for it!!
Did you see what he was wearing?
I mean CMON, He was begging to be stuffed into a paper towel roll and jammed into Richards Chocolate Starfish of Fun!!
Right?
I mean, really!!
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12-15-2005, 04:22 PM
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Did Beauty and the Beast ever have sex?
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12-15-2005, 04:39 PM
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I'm sorry. I can't help it, but...
*falls out of his chair, laughing his ass off*
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