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02-10-2009, 07:07 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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I found a Freegan going through my garbage...
He was about forty, had a scruffy beard, and was wearing a ripped up "University of Louisville" sweatshirt with an old knit toboggan and fingerless knit gloves.
I watched him pull out a week-old hard-as-a-rock breadstick and chow down while he proceeded to crush the aluminum cans a neighbor had thrown out.
I silently hoped that the breadstick he was eating had not been the one my roommate had used to dislodge a clog in our toilet since he had forgotten to buy a plunger.
First the dishes then the revolution.
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02-10-2009, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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How do you know he was a Freegan and not just a homeless man?
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02-10-2009, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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That's exactly what I though.
Freegans don't go for rotten/stale food.
Just food that's being wasted.
Although I'm not saying there aren't any that would eat rotten stuff...
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02-10-2009, 10:06 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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That guy is a hobo.
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02-10-2009, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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Here's what i took from the original post:
"Haha, freegan=homeless man."
Maybe i read it all wrong.
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02-10-2009, 10:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Did nobody else read this as a piss-take on freeganism?
No? Just the Judge?
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02-10-2009, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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You hurt me, Judge.
Is this because i said you don't dazzle me?
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02-10-2009, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by tekajo
"Haha, freegan=homeless man."
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Quoted for truth.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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02-10-2009, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Originally Posted by tekajo
You hurt me, Judge.
Is this because i said you don't dazzle me?
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Not in the least. The Judge merely sees more clearly than most mere mortals, and felt the need to enhance this thread with her high-quality ruminations. You're still in line to lead My army - just as soon as the brainwashing techniques render you suitably dazzled. 
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02-10-2009, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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How do you know that freegan was a homeless man and not just a well-disguised raccoon?
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02-10-2009, 11:18 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
How do you know that freegan was a homeless man and not just a well-disguised raccoon?
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Is there a difference?
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02-10-2009, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
Is there a difference?
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Yes. Raccoons are cute.
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02-10-2009, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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Don't raccoons wash their hands before eating? i saw no reference to cleanliness.
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02-10-2009, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Raccoons wear masks. Freegans sometimes wear designer jeans.
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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02-10-2009, 11:54 AM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaa hahahahahhahahahahahahah
That one freegan was totally crusty chic.
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02-10-2009, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
How do you know that freegan was a homeless man and not just a well-disguised raccoon?
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I just cackled LOUDLY.
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02-10-2009, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Earth
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Originally Posted by Despanan
He was about forty, had a scruffy beard, and was wearing a ripped up "University of Louisville" sweatshirt with an old knit toboggan and fingerless knit gloves.
I watched him pull out a week-old hard-as-a-rock breadstick and chow down while he proceeded to crush the aluminum cans a neighbor had thrown out.
I silently hoped that the breadstick he was eating had not been the one my roommate had used to dislodge a clog in our toilet since he had forgotten to buy a plunger.
First the dishes then the revolution.
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That man is probably a hobo. A Freegan probably would have been much cleaner and not have bothered with that bread stick at all. If it was a halfloaf of bread that was still good, then he would have taken that. Not a rock hard breadstick.
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02-10-2009, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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Originally Posted by Opteron_Man
That man is probably a hobo. A Freegan probably would have been much cleaner and not have bothered with that bread stick at all. If it was a halfloaf of bread that was still good, then he would have taken that. Not a rock hard breadstick.
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C'mon, at least skim the thread before you comment.
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02-10-2009, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Maybe he was a SUPER EXTREME freegan, who took reducing his carbon footprint so super cereal that he burned down his house, got rid of his car, and gave himself syphilis.
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02-11-2009, 06:54 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
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How does having syphilis reduce your carbon footprint? Not counting the fact that it can kill you.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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02-11-2009, 06:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
How does having syphilis reduce your carbon footprint? Not counting the fact that it can kill you.
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That's how, Crap-for-Brains.
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