Gnet in the badly dubed 70s era Swedish porno

[MissCheyenne]

This shit is killing me. I'm laughing so much it's hurting me. I'm not sure about the power shift but I like it :P

[Apathy's_Child]

Are you a dom type? I bet you're a dom type. Say yes or I'm just a mo'fucking sexist piece of shit.

[MissCheyenne]

haha, totally depends who I'm with. More of a....switch really. Depends on the situation :-P

[Apathy's_Child]

Thasscool. But when we hook up at the end, I get to win.

[MissCheyenne]

You're helping write this so it can end any way you want

[Apathy's_Child]

VERSUS CLIMBS OFF OF MC'S FACE AND HELPS HER SIT UP, CHOKING AND SPUTTERING. HE FLIPS HER ONTO HER HANDS AND KNEES AND PUSHES HER DRESS AROUND HER WAIST.

V: You know what I like?

MC SHAKES HER HEAD SHYLY, LOOKING AT HIM OVER HER SHOULDER.

V: Welp, you don't NEED to know. 'Cause in the army, we got us a saying: don't ask, don't tell. [suddenly grabs her by the hips and rams hard into her ass as she gasps, catching herself with hyer hands, back arching like a cat]

[MissCheyenne]

CAMERA PANS BACK TO SCC AND APATHY. APATHY IS GOBBLING DOWN SCC'S 'KING DONG' LIKE A HOMELESS MAN ON A FOOTLONG SUBWAY.

'That's right baby, all the way in,' gasps SCC, tugging roughly on Apathy's hair.

APATHY'S CHEEKS BULGE AS SCC THRUSTS HIS HIPS BACK AND FORTH. SUDDENLY SCC PULLS OUT, GRABBING APATHY AND FLIPPING HIM OVER IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT. HE TUGS AT APATHY'S BROWN HIGH WAISTED FLARES,EXPOSING HIS MILKY WHITE ASS TO THE COOL AIR OF THE ROOM. LEANING FORWARD, HE WHISPERS INTO APATHY'S EAR.

'I'm gonna ride you like Seabiscuit!'

[Saya]

I can't breathe, I'm laughing too hard.

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

You know, that article Saya posted about slash has got me noticing the power structure in our writing. I just read this page over and noticed that mine's got me and Versus as the dominant forces, while yours is putting us in sub hats with you and SCC owning our sweet asses. I'm suddenly not sure whether that's 'cause I'm a straight guy with dom tendencies, or patriarchal overtones in action on my part.

We may need Saya to enter in intellectual glasses and provide some... analysis.

EDIT: Oh, and - LOL. This is cracking me up.

Oh baby, talk feminist to me.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j2...verloved-1.gif

[Versus]

What cracks me up is how unlike me this is. I don't think that's the point, though.

[MissCheyenne]

Just wait til you see what I have in store for some of the ladies

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by Versus

What cracks me up is how unlike me this is. I don't think that's the point, though.

Shit, son, we're ALL learning plenty new things about ourselves in here.

SCC is gonna freak when he sees this. He may even go a little straight for Cheyenne.

[Saya]

Has MIR5 come back? Has he seen what he has unleashed?

[Apathy's_Child]

I dunno. If he has, his typing hand is.... otherwise engaged.

[MissCheyenne]

He needs to come back and see what he created. Without his inspiration, none of this would have been possible

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

/reaches for tissues.

[CuckooTuli]

Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child

Entries (fuck off) like the above explain why I suggested we write for each other. I'm too manly to admit to such awed terror when writing myself.

Yeah, I can imagine if you'd written it. "THEN SCC UNLEASHES HIS GARGANTUAN DICK AND APATHY RUNS HIS EYES ALONG IT WITH AN AMUSED EXPRESSION BEFORE LOOKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH A SMIRK. "BITCH, IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?" APATHY JUMPS ON TOP OF IT, LANDING ON IT WITH A SUPPRESSED GASP. "TOTALLY DOESN'T HURT, LIKE AT ALL." BOUNCES BRAVELY AND DETERMINEDLY, TRYING TO IGNORE THE SMALL WHINING THAT'S INADVERTANTLY ESCAPING HIS THROAT WHILE SCC STROKES HIS HAIR WITH AN UNDERSTANDING SMILE."

By the way, this thread is genius and I want to have its babies.

[Apathy's_Child]

Bahahaha. Fuck yoo, I would totally manage to suppress the whine - might shake the earth with a huge manly roar, but that's all. Errbody know it, right guys?

...

Guys?

[MissCheyenne]

Sure AC, sure :P

[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Why am I awake at this hour? More importantly, why was this thread the first place I checked when I realized I wasn't going to be able to sleep? =/

[Solumina]

God damn it this is some funny shit

[Apathy's_Child]

VERSUS CONTINUES ASS-FUCKING MISSCHEYENNE HARD.

V: Oh yeah... that's one tight ass ya got there, toots...

MC: dxjkghedlkkkkfo..............................

V: [pumping away] Aw HELL yeah... sweetest ride I ever had, and ya know, sweet cheeks, I spent the morning in a mo'fuckin' TANK.

SUDDENLY THE DOOR SMASHES OPEN AGAIN. LET'S START CALLING THE DOOR MUFFIN - IT OUGHTA GET ITS OWN PORN STAR NAME SINCE IT'S PRETTY MUCH BECOMING A CHARACTER AND IS MADE, LIKE MUCH ELSE IN THE ROOM, OF WOOD. NEXT TO MUFFIN, WHO'S NOW OPEN WIDER'N MC, STANDS SAYA.

S: Well, well... I'm sensing some vibes coming from this room. [raises nose and sniffs] Smells like GENDER-BASED POWER STRUGGLE to me. [sniffs again and adds as an afterthought:] And cooze.

SAYA STANDS OVER VERSUS LIKE A SCHOOLMISTRESS AS HE LOOKS UP SHEEPISHLY.

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by Solumina

God damn it this is some funny shit

MissCheyenne is mah noo fwiend.

[MissCheyenne]

SAYA LOOKS OVER TO THE COUCH WHERE SCC IS POISED TO INFILTRATE APATHY'S CHUTNEY CUPBOARD.

'Apathy! You dark horse, I always thought YOU'D be the pitcher,'she says, barely suppressing a giggle as she looks over Apathy's shocked face.

SCC winks at Saya, ' Sugar tits here is getting a lesson in how to catch like a MAN'

SCC THRUSTS FORWARD WITH A TRIUMPHANT HOWL AND SLAMS HARD INTO APATHY'S ASS.

'GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAL!'

[Apathy's_Child]

Originally Posted by MissCheyenne

SAYA LOOKS OVER TO THE COUCH WHERE SCC IS POISED TO INFILTRATE APATHY'S CHUTNEY CUPBOARD.

'Apathy! You dark horse, I always thought YOU'D be the pitcher,'she says, barely suppressing a giggle as she looks over Apathy's shocked face.

I thought so too, Saya. I THOUGHT SO TOO.

[MissCheyenne]

On a side note AC, check my profile for the face that goes with this beautiful porn. I really don't look the type to write it ;P