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01-04-2009, 06:03 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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The following are all timeless jokes.
"fuck you asshole"
"my ladies xxx"
"sweet darlings!!"
"STFU asshole"
and any other Unimatrix-ism. All of these are hilarious and will never get old and I do not recommend at all that you find new memes to drag yourselves up from the depths of depravity you've lowered yourselves into by shouting them out at every opportunity.
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01-04-2009, 06:58 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Hmm.. I'll say that it was fun for a while, IF anyone ask me.
It's not like bashing-Uni is right or wrong but flooding the joke ruin all the meanings of the joke, itself.
That's my opinion,so far.
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01-04-2009, 07:01 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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You know what, JCC?
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
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01-04-2009, 08:56 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
You know what, JCC?
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
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Saw that comin'.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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01-04-2009, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Good goth!
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01-04-2009, 09:44 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Fuck you asshole, I thought we were friends!
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-04-2009, 09:45 AM
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#7
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Gtfo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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01-04-2009, 09:48 AM
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#8
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Man, does nobody take a fucking hint?
THE UNIMATRIX JOKES.
THEY ARE FUNNY NO MORE.
STOP MAKING THEM.
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01-04-2009, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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01-04-2009, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by JCC
Man, does nobody take a fucking hint?
THE UNIMATRIX JOKES.
THEY ARE FUNNY NO MORE.
STOP MAKING THEM.
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I'd agree with you, except for the fact that making Unimatrix jokes provokes her into making more threads. And those are still very, very funny.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-04-2009, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Originally Posted by JCC
"fuck you asshole"
"my ladies xxx"
"sweet darlings!!"
"STFU asshole"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVLz_...eature=related
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Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-04-2009, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Ca ca ca combo breaker!
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01-04-2009, 11:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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01-04-2009, 12:04 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RGKq...eature=related
Yours was good, this one is tighter though in synchronization.
We all love videos of babies being kicked.
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01-04-2009, 12:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
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01-04-2009, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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LoL!!!!!!!!!!
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01-04-2009, 01:30 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
Posts: 1,033
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Haha, yeah JCC, what the fuck is up with them? I must have some influence on them if they keep saying my "catchphrases" which aren't even funny anymore! Oh well, theyre retards. haha.
How is everyone?
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01-04-2009, 01:36 PM
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#18
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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I wish you would die. How're you?
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01-04-2009, 01:38 PM
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#19
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
Posts: 1,033
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Haha, i bet someones gonna put your house on fire some time soon with your shittyface attitude. x
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01-04-2009, 01:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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I'll bet you $50 that that WON'T happen.
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01-04-2009, 01:45 PM
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#21
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
Posts: 1,033
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Whateverr.
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01-04-2009, 01:46 PM
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#22
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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And if it does, I'd have done it myself.
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01-04-2009, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Lansing, Iowa. Come visit me, yes, no?
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How is everyone?
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01-04-2009, 01:51 PM
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#24
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Still wishing you'd die. How're you now?
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01-04-2009, 01:54 PM
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#25
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Thelema
Posts: 765
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How is everyone?
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