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01-26-2006, 11:02 AM
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#1126
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tampa Bay
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My bf has absolute permission to wake me up if he gets an urge in the middle of the night. I would have a problem if he was trying to sneak one in without me waking up however. Mostly just because I'd be offended (what, I'm better in bed asleep?!)...hehehe.
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01-26-2006, 11:06 AM
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#1127
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Is that even possible? Could you actually go all the way without waking up? That'd be kinda neat in a strange fetish sort of way.
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01-26-2006, 01:47 PM
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#1128
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: 904 area Jax!
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Aw, how fun. Well I'm Bi, I lean more towards females. Though I've only kissed them, and dated.. thats all..
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01-26-2006, 02:27 PM
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#1129
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Then again, I also like good-morning sex, thanks-for-the-food sex, welcome-home sex, nobody-else-is-home sex, shhhh!-people-are-home sex, I-like-your-underwear-today sex, you-just-shaved sex (his face or my legs) and a few other kinds I can't think of right now.
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Xng! I love that! .... Hey, I just shaved and I'm wearing underwear! (*hint*)
LMAO!
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01-26-2006, 02:37 PM
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#1130
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Santerea - But as to the guy being awake and aware and trying to screw with me? Hell fucking no. Hubby ended up with a black eye.
Fair enough. Well, as I said, I understand that this is not for everyone.
Julia - I would have a problem if he was trying to sneak one in without me waking up however. Mostly just because I'd be offended (what, I'm better in bed asleep?!)...hehehe.
Actually that is funny! I would hope you would wake up, or maybe it proves he's better asleep? LOL! E_P_S, Xng, Mortalis, Sanctus, Manimal -
Thank you for the various confirmations that I'm not the only one that this happens to. That is very cool to know.
Thanks!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-26-2006, 02:44 PM
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#1131
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Oh, and Manimal - here's a big "I HEARD DAT!" to the comment "because there's a decent chance she's going to have to pee!" It's true, and I have to be ready for that possibiliy every time I instigate this.
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01-26-2006, 09:48 PM
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#1132
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Any one else have a problem with always being horny???
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01-26-2006, 11:30 PM
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#1133
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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this whole thread makes me horney.........good thing i'm getting more than usual atm
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01-26-2006, 11:34 PM
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#1134
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Nanny State
Posts: 100
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Hmm... OK, haven't know you long but it seems your either pissed off with ya comp, or your horney. ;-) Guess there's no need to ask how are ya...
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"Listen when your hurting someone, don't think of the pain he feels, only concentrate on the pleasure of causing him pain. That's the only way to show true compassion for your partner." - taken from Korosiya Ichi
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01-27-2006, 10:17 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus
this whole thread makes me horney.........good thing i'm getting more than usual atm
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Of course you are, hun! It just reminds me ... *yada-yada-yada* ... for the benefit of those here who live vicariously through your sexual exploits ... *yada-yada-yada* ... updating us on your daily conquests ... *yada-yada-yada* ... football player or cheerleader, flip a coin? Really? ... *yada-yada-yada* ... tell the whole bar "Have a drink on me," you really mean it! ... *yada-yada-yada* ...
Damn! Yes I am joking and yes I am jealous!
So keep the stories coming, you delightful, sexy, empowered mynx!
(only, if any of them involve midgets or tree frogs, I don't want to know.)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-30-2006, 08:06 PM
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#1136
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Any one else have a problem with always being horny???
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Me me me me me meeeeee!!!
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01-30-2006, 08:24 PM
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#1137
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by WolfMoon
Any one else have a problem with always being horny???
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i'm never horny and it bothers me. i think i might be asexual.
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01-30-2006, 09:03 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
So keep the stories coming, you delightful, sexy, empowered mynx!
(only, if any of them involve midgets or tree frogs, I don't want to know.)
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mmmmmmm...........midgets AND tree frogs
*drools*
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01-30-2006, 09:42 PM
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#1139
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
i'm never horny and it bothers me. i think i might be asexual.
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*waits for the Lightning to strike*
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01-30-2006, 11:44 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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whoa... that was close.
ok, i'll take it back. i'm always horny.
always.
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01-31-2006, 03:36 AM
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#1141
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-31-2006, 08:30 AM
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#1142
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 24
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I was just looking at the banner ads for the Sammael bust at the top of the page. I am a furry (which means I'm sexually attracted to anthropomorphic animals), you know, but it was still weird. I am sexually attracted to Sammael! Maybe it is because he looks kind of like a dragon. 0.0
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01-31-2006, 08:50 AM
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#1143
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
i'm never horny and it bothers me. i think i might be asexual.
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I can help you with your little problem.
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01-31-2006, 01:48 PM
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#1144
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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I don't think there's anything "little" about the man...
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01-31-2006, 02:21 PM
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#1145
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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who's sammael? is that the one who looks like manimal?
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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01-31-2006, 02:28 PM
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#1146
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
So has anyone else experienced a partner who said it was okay to stick it in them when they were asleep?
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This reminded me of a case I had watched on the news, in which an underaged girl was sleepiing on a public train, and some random man had ***** the girl. As she was wearing a skirt, it would of been easier access for the man. The girl had woke up feeling embarrassed and departed the train asap. The whole event was captured on surveillance camera in the train.
As to whether the man had been caught, charged for **** or not, I still don't know.
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01-31-2006, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
who's sammael? is that the one who looks like manimal?
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But I'm not furry... I shave my junk.
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01-31-2006, 04:51 PM
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#1148
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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oh, that's a junk reference? i thought she was talking about this guy -
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01-31-2006, 05:12 PM
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#1149
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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Originally Posted by Manimal
But I'm not furry... I shave my junk.
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Sammael shaves his junk too.. It's all good.
Plus your Schlong is scarier..
In a good way.
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01-31-2006, 05:21 PM
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#1150
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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whoa. i need to check out sammael.
wait a sec... that was from hellboy? oh. i already saw it - and i liked it.
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