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12-20-2005, 10:02 PM
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#576
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
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Looks kind of like Fester, if you ask me.
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12-20-2005, 10:02 PM
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#577
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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You scare me sometimes Xng, but whatever floats your boat.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:03 PM
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#578
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by dreamforthedead
HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF MONKEY SHIT! Look at all the hair...
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this might just be my favorite quote ever.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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12-20-2005, 10:03 PM
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#579
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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Why thank you 
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:05 PM
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#580
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
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It's a beautiful quote. About a very ugly man.
Sorry, Xnguela.
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12-20-2005, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by dark art
It's a beautiful quote. About a very ugly man.
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that's me, ya little fuck.
ah well, you can't win 'em all, i guess. i take the compliments in stride, i imagine i have to deal with the insults.
such is life.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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12-20-2005, 10:10 PM
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#582
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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[quote=Xnguela]Aren't goths supposed to be scary...?QUOTE]
Yes I suppose. Still, you can only go so far heeheehee as I said, I like hairless men.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:18 PM
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#583
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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I'M a little fuck? ME? Dark Art? A little fuck? Well, I NEVER. Hmph!
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12-20-2005, 10:20 PM
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#584
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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But if it really is you, then I apologize.
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12-20-2005, 10:20 PM
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#585
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
Posts: 332
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This is such an interesting conversation
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:22 PM
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#586
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Insert sincere apology here.
You see? I'm really a very nice person.
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12-20-2005, 10:24 PM
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#587
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Nonono, Liz here really does have some interesting conversations. All about barbequeing (sp?) humans and setting fire to driveways and the like.
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12-20-2005, 10:27 PM
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#588
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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E_E frickin rocks - I just realized who he looks like. It's been bugging me for years now. He looks just like the Captain in the first Mad Max movie... what the fuck was that guys name? It was a girly name if I remember right...
As far as perfect guys... you girls wanting your tall guys... bah says I. My height might be slightly short for a guy but when it comes to kissing you girls I'm looking right at you and not down to you. And if we share a car you probably won'thave to adjust the seat and mirrors. And um... if we 69'd you wouldn't need to stretch to reach my parts. I'm sure there's more but I have a cold and can't think straight.
Oh yeah. I've caused more than my fair share of property damage. Testosterone can be a dangerous thing if left unchecked. I've never understood how girls can think loss of control like that is sexy but I've been told so in the past myself. Thankfully the only one that ever bled from my stupid displays of anger was me. It still happens sometimes but with maturity comes control.
In times of passion though - that's a different story. I don't think I've drawn blood but I have caused scratches, bruises, limps, and pulled out locks of hair - I always felt bad after because I didn't even realize I was doing it but I was always reassured that not only was it ok but it was amazing. People are fucking wierd when it comes to sex. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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12-20-2005, 10:28 PM
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#589
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
Posts: 332
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No I actually meant it was interesting in a funny sort of way. My conversations are always uninteresting and unhelpful. Everybody knows that.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:30 PM
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#590
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
Posts: 332
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Hey Im all for short guys Manimal. And you do make a good point, we would be able to reach you. Short guys like.... Frank Iero! heeheehee
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
counteracts the booze I'm drinking
and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 10:31 PM
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#591
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Better than Unconscious Insanity, who couldn't post without starting a war. I still can't believe she thought I was taking her side! As far as posting way too often, ooh, I do that, too (slaps herself on wrist). Bad, Dark Art.
Anyway, back on topic... I'm going to assume that favorite sexual fantasies has already been done...how about, the way you'd most like to lose your virginity (if you could do it over again)? Has anyone asked that?
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12-20-2005, 10:33 PM
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#592
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Yes, short guys have definite advantages. Kiss me, you sexy midget!
And I'm only allowed to say that because I'm really, really short.
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12-20-2005, 10:38 PM
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#593
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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I'd LOVE it if I could smash down walls. Not that I would actually smash down walls. Just knowing that I could kick the shit out of any bad guys who tries to jump me in the dark would bring me great peace of mind.
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12-20-2005, 10:45 PM
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#594
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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I know. I've been meaning to get seriously into some martial arts for years.
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12-20-2005, 10:49 PM
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#595
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Jeez. You must be quite a talker.
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12-20-2005, 10:52 PM
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#596
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Wild Wild West
Posts: 97
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Nice. Very nice.
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12-21-2005, 06:33 AM
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#597
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Ladies, I got news for you ... your hairless young boytoys are gonna go mutant on you one day ... and sprout tons of hair from the damndest places. Accept it. Or wax 'em! (ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
I used to have all sorts of guidelines for what appearance I prized in a woman ... but I have mellowed a bit. Some of the sexiest, most beautiful women I have met in recent years do not meet the standards I held earlier in life.
Although, I still like me some big boobs! (slobber)
Huh? Must be that primal forebrain talking again ... dammit!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-21-2005, 08:00 AM
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#598
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Missouri
Posts: 274
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Originally Posted by Manimal
E_E frickin rocks - I just realized who he looks like. It's been bugging me for years now. He looks just like the Captain in the first Mad Max movie... what the fuck was that guys name? It was a girly name if I remember right...
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Wasn't his name Janus, or something like that?
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12-21-2005, 09:14 AM
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#599
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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"gulp" ... er, um, well ... yeah.
Actually, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. Once you get up over a 40 cup, I start eyeing those things like they're potential lethal weapons.
Xng, thanks for thinking of me.
You know ... now that I study the pic some more ... the one in the middle might almost be okay ....
me = 8-P
(imagine every cartoon dog with it's eyes bugged out and it's tongue rolling down to the floor that you've ever seen in your life!)
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-21-2005, 09:28 AM
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#600
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I stand corrected ... and I did know that somewhere in the back of my mind.
I must have been distracted by something. Or somethings ... LOL!
Thanks, Xng.
And for the record, I'm normally not looking for anything bigger than a D cup ... okay, maybe a Double D cup ... whew!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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