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10-31-2008, 08:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
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Step 1: Don't kill anyone.
Step 2: Don't kill yourself.
Step 3: Get to know some girls as friends, whether or not they have boyfriends.
Step 4: When you make a good connection to a girl who doesn't have a boyfriend, THEN ask her out...but don't forget your other friends!!
Step 5: Relax, and remember that love isn't a race. It's a journey to be savored. 
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10-31-2008, 08:56 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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You want to kill someone so badely? I bade you not too, good sir!
Seriously, don't do it. You'll make a horrid mess. Ever seem a picture of someone that tries to shoot themselves and messes it up? Bloody mess.
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"I saw Judas Iscariot, carryin' John Wilkes Boothe." - Tom Waits
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10-31-2008, 09:01 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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If a girl has a boyfriend that doesn't mean she only has him to tease you!!
Unless she's lying of course.
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― Jack Osborne
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10-31-2008, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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He's probably sitting there, reading this all, laughing, thinking, "wow, what a reaction! On to the next posting experiment..."
..."I started a joke, that started the whole world crying, oh but I didn't see, that the joke was on meeeee....."
-Bee Gees/Faith No More
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10-31-2008, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by HellforgedX
He's probably sitting there, reading this all, laughing, thinking, "wow, what a reaction! On to the next posting experiment..."
..."I started a joke, that started the whole world crying, oh but I didn't see, that the joke was on meeeee....."
-Bee Gees/Faith No More
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I didn't think anyone here was old enough to remember that song but me!
Goth for its time it was!
"'Til I finally died
which started the whole world
living..."
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11-02-2008, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
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For me the most disturbing part of this entire thread is..."miswell".
i'm assuming that's supposed to fucking be "might as well".
Suicide for lack of ass. What are "they" fucking feeding kids nowadays?
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11-02-2008, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I didn't think anyone here was old enough to remember that song but me!
Goth for its time it was!
"'Til I finally died
which started the whole world
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What about Aphrodite's Child, The Doors, and Coven?
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11-03-2008, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
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Originally Posted by tekajo
Suicide for lack of ass. What are "they" fucking feeding kids nowadays?
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I think it's chocolate flavor bat corpses.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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11-03-2008, 06:28 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Oh yeah. Women already having significant others is definately reason to off yourself. If we had known then what distress this would have caused you, the ovarian would would have remained celibate.
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11-03-2008, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Um honestly...
You don't really NEED a girlfriend to be happy, as long as you have friends (and don't fucking say you don't because I'm sure you do) Then you should be all good.
That's the way I see it anyway. feel free to disagree (I will swear at you though)
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11-03-2008, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: The arse-end of nowhere
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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
Half of the girls I have met in life were complete emotional screw ups. The rest were either nutcases or got boring after a while.
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Blimey.
Seems you know lots of unstable people :/
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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife
Though killing people seems like an attractive idea at times, it doesn't solve that much as a total, unless you're really , really good at it.
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11-04-2008, 09:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Sorry, can't help you. Women find me irresistable.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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11-04-2008, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
Step 1: Don't kill anyone.
Step 2: Don't kill yourself.
Step 3: Get to know some girls as friends, whether or not they have boyfriends.
Step 4: When you make a good connection to a girl who doesn't have a boyfriend, THEN ask her out...but don't forget your other friends!!
Step 5: Relax, and remember that love isn't a race. It's a journey to be savored.
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I've got a faster way for the poster Tam.
Step 1: Don't kill anyone
Step2: Kill yourself
See, only took half the time.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-04-2008, 01:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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Originally Posted by Albert Mond
What about Aphrodite's Child, The Doors, and Coven?
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That's like saying "what about Marilyn Manson's or Gravity Kills' cover of 'Personal Jesus?'"
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11-04-2008, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
I've got a faster way for the poster Tam.
Step 1: Don't kill anyone
Step2: Kill yourself
See, only took half the time.
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Less, actually. Only 2/5 the time, by my count.
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11-04-2008, 03:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by PinstripesAndPithHelmets
Less, actually. Only 2/5 the time, by my count.
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See, there you go! How economical!
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-04-2008, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
See, there you go! How economical!
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See, economics isn't all bad. Conservation works!
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11-04-2008, 03:48 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Calgary AB 0_o
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 Wow...I haven't been on in months...by the way emogame-whatever...people usually don't die when they try to off themselves...they usually get "saved"...then, you go to the hospital...
:P If girls don't work out, you could ask out guys...
...Bleh
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11-04-2008, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by PinstripesAndPithHelmets
See, economics isn't all bad. Conservation works!
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Haha Kropotkin said in his book, "the true irony is that the economy is the least economic form of transaction devised!"
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-04-2008, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Albany, NY
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
Haha Kropotkin said in his book, "the true irony is that the economy is the least economic form of transaction devised!"
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I'll bet Kropotkin wasn't trying to halve the number of steps needed to off oneself.
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"I saw Judas Iscariot, carryin' John Wilkes Boothe." - Tom Waits
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11-04-2008, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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Originally Posted by PinstripesAndPithHelmets
I'll bet Kropotkin wasn't trying to halve the number of steps needed to off oneself.
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And you'd be right.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-04-2008, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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But they were around at the same time as The Beegees. So how's it like that?
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Never mind, I was thinking of something entirely different. See blurb 2 of my signature below---v
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