Fail. FAIL. FAIL!!!
Posted 11-23-2010 at 06:46 PM by doomclam
Around 3pm we finally figured out the bottle of happiness we were waiting for had been attempted to be delivered and a notification had been left in lieu of delivery. The only catch is that we had been sitting here all day waiting for the delivery.
Fine, whatever. It's not the first time USPS has been gay. We walked four miles through the ice and 25 degree freezing for the bottle, then bussed to the Asian supermarket, then back home. Everything is fantastic. We're dosed, we're happy, we're enjoying ourselves.
We decide to have sex once we get home. Only natural, this juice does inspire such a thing. The difficulty is that I accidentally pulled her hair too hard and hurt her back. Now for the rest of the night there will be awkward silence, guilt hanging thick in the air, and nothing I can do. Apologizing does nothing, pretending nothing happened does nothing. I just get to feel like a giant douchebag for the rest of the night. Fuck.
Fine, whatever. It's not the first time USPS has been gay. We walked four miles through the ice and 25 degree freezing for the bottle, then bussed to the Asian supermarket, then back home. Everything is fantastic. We're dosed, we're happy, we're enjoying ourselves.
We decide to have sex once we get home. Only natural, this juice does inspire such a thing. The difficulty is that I accidentally pulled her hair too hard and hurt her back. Now for the rest of the night there will be awkward silence, guilt hanging thick in the air, and nothing I can do. Apologizing does nothing, pretending nothing happened does nothing. I just get to feel like a giant douchebag for the rest of the night. Fuck.
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