I found this on a Vampire Forum.
Don't laugh.

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One day as a man was polishing his car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched some words on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when...