"iiiiiii'mmmm ccccrrrrraaaaazzzzyyy"

I’M AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET,
WHERE MY FATHER’S FIANCEE DIED /
THEN CAME BACK RESURRECTED /
AS HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND JANET,
DAMN IT!,
CELEBRITIES ARE MIND READERS,
THEY SWEAR THIS ISN’T TRUE/
I’M CRAZY/
AND I.. AM.. JESUS,
THEY CAN SHOOT THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD/
LIKE A BLADE,
THEY CAN TAKE THOUGHTS OUT TOO/
THEY MINDREAD /
THEY...