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Forum: Introductions 12-14-2011, 11:47 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,690
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ok, necropost cuz I haven't been here in...

Ok, necropost cuz I haven't been here in awhile...

Could you be any more of an obtuse fuck?
Forum: Music 11-25-2011, 11:16 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I Can Hear the Sex Noise - Electric Eel Shock

I Can Hear the Sex Noise - Electric Eel Shock
Forum: Music 11-23-2011, 07:49 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
"Transylvania" - Tyler, the Creator

"Transylvania" - Tyler, the Creator
Forum: Music 11-20-2011, 09:58 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I Am a Cracked Machine - Braniac

I Am a Cracked Machine - Braniac
Forum: Whining 11-18-2011, 05:56 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
That is an amazing story.

That is an amazing story.
Forum: Introductions 11-17-2011, 03:46 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,690
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Awww, why ya gotta be so cruel to HumanePain?

Awww, why ya gotta be so cruel to HumanePain?
Forum: Politics 11-17-2011, 03:40 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,251
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Protect IP

I know I may be a bit late to the party, I've been busy. (http://americancensorship.org/)

Anyway, if you haven't heard about this yet, or made yourself heard, I suggest you take a look at this...
Forum: General 11-17-2011, 03:28 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
This one goes out to anyone that has ever been in...

This one goes out to anyone that has ever been in an industrial club or seen industrial dancing ever...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150407344390348
Forum: Whining 11-16-2011, 08:46 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,521
Posted By Mr.Doobie
And if she ever makes an off-hand remark...

And if she ever makes an off-hand remark insulting the appearance of a mod she'll not only get banned, but her house will be annihilated by a tactical nuclear strike.

But yeah Catch, I hope you...
Forum: Whining 11-16-2011, 08:21 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I think the relationship downstairs just turned...

I think the relationship downstairs just turned really violent.

The girl is sobbing and screaming at the guy to stop.

I just called the cops.
Forum: Spooky News 11-16-2011, 07:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 6,988
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Pizza is a Vegetable!!!

According to the GOP.

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/11/15/369252/gop-pizza-vegetable-school-lunch/



And as someone on another forum said, they'll probably oppose any effort to get...
Forum: Introductions 11-16-2011, 07:42 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 8,690
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Hi Lapin. My message was too short.

Hi Lapin.

My message was too short.
Forum: General 11-13-2011, 02:46 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,308
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Oh my god you watch the Jeff Dunham Show? ...

Oh my god you watch the Jeff Dunham Show?

Everything makes sense now.



Grausy I am disappoint.

You should know that Jeff Dunham is a terrible person, a terrible comedian, and he just...
Forum: Spooky News 11-11-2011, 03:22 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,754
Posted By Mr.Doobie
So what was Judas saying about getting sued then?

So what was Judas saying about getting sued then?
Forum: Music 11-11-2011, 09:21 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
"I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE!...

"I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE! I AM THE TABLE!"

- James "The Table" Hetfield
Forum: Spooky News 11-11-2011, 04:06 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,754
Posted By Mr.Doobie
A bunch of atheists got kicked out of a pizza...

A bunch of atheists got kicked out of a pizza parler for being atheists. They were not allowed to finish their pizza or take it with them but they were still forced to pay. When they confronted the...
Forum: Introductions 11-10-2011, 10:30 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 4,278
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You've only made twenty five posts and each one...

You've only made twenty five posts and each one made my head hurt.

Congratulations.
Forum: Spooky News 11-10-2011, 08:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 4,458
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I have to agree with the one commenter when they...

I have to agree with the one commenter when they said they don't think eHarmony is going to be putting this little tale in their ads.
Forum: Spooky News 11-10-2011, 08:37 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 9,754
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Oh there's anger. There's anger from a lot...

Oh there's anger.

There's anger from a lot of Christians who, despite the fact that they still hold the reins of power and still are able to do this shit and get away with it, are angry and bitchy...
Forum: Music 11-10-2011, 07:08 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Grosse Fuge - Beethoven.

Grosse Fuge - Beethoven.
Forum: General 11-04-2011, 07:34 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 381,574
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I got me some ganja, some sleeping pills, and two...

I got me some ganja, some sleeping pills, and two Big Star records.

I'm about to feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal gooooooooood.
Forum: Whining 11-04-2011, 05:16 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Wendy's guy didn't share any of the weed we...

Wendy's guy didn't share any of the weed we helped chip in for last night because if he would've shared it with us he wouldn't have gotten high enough to forget the pain of being rejected.
...
Forum: Music 10-31-2011, 07:15 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 18,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE MY SHINY SPESHUL AWESOME GG...

YOU GUYS DIDN'T LIKE MY SHINY SPESHUL AWESOME GG FANFIC!!?!?!?!?! WELL FINE! I'M TAKING MY MARBLES AND I'M GOING HOME AND I'M NOT PLAYING AT YOUR HOUSE ANY MORE!

YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!

So I think...
Forum: Music 10-30-2011, 08:38 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 18,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
lalalalalalalalalalaalalaican'thearyoulalalalalala...

lalalalalalalalalalaalalaican'thearyoulalalalalalalalalalalalalala!
Forum: Music 10-30-2011, 07:34 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 18,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
He rejects your reality and replaces it with his...

He rejects your reality and replaces it with his own.
Forum: Whining 10-30-2011, 07:01 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The friend I've mentioned before in this thread...

The friend I've mentioned before in this thread (the Wendy's guy) is upset because a girl he's had his eye on has rejected him. This lead him to "drink the pain away" two nights ago and fill our...
Forum: Music 10-28-2011, 02:04 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Yeah but it's better-layered fluff with less...

Yeah but it's better-layered fluff with less obnoxious personalities (hello Ke$ha, Katy Perry, 3OH!3...). Not only that but it's perfectly ok with being fluff, which makes it a lot more palatable...
Forum: Music 10-28-2011, 06:07 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Hatsune Miku - World is Mine...

Hatsune Miku - World is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTXO7KGHtjI)

I have to say, I'm starting to rather enjoy J-Pop, and I'm starting to feel like Japan currently has much better pop music...
Forum: General 10-23-2011, 11:09 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 11,509
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Completely belated post merely reiterating a more...

Completely belated post merely reiterating a more eloquent posters opinion on page one.

Only commented to fill the insatiable need for internet validation.
Forum: General 10-23-2011, 05:07 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 381,574
Posted By Mr.Doobie
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The secret...

SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The secret ingredient is people.
Forum: Spooky News 10-21-2011, 07:47 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 11,571
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You mean you think he might have a point. ...

You mean you think he might have a point.



This.
Forum: Whining 10-21-2011, 06:47 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
:( I wish I could give you more support than...

:(

I wish I could give you more support than internet hugs. But...

*Hugs
Forum: Whining 10-20-2011, 01:02 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
1) Yes, I explained it to him. That was when he...

1) Yes, I explained it to him. That was when he threw his tantrum.

2) The rest of my friends aren't bad. That was probably the worst example I can think of, and that guy is noted in my friend...
Forum: Whining 10-19-2011, 05:34 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm in the same exact situation, gurl. Only my...

I'm in the same exact situation, gurl. Only my mom is a butcher, so she can't afford to put me through school.


Neither do I. I'm only saying it can get pretty frustrating.

There are times...
Forum: General 10-19-2011, 12:39 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 381,574
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm putting together a list of songs for my solo...

I'm putting together a list of songs for my solo projects debut EP where I'm just covering a bunch of bubblegum songs. Thus far I have...

- Daydream Believer (the Monkees)
- Photograph (Def...
Forum: Whining 10-19-2011, 09:34 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
#1) Yes I'm making a generalization and I...

#1) Yes I'm making a generalization and I understand that. I'm just really frustrated.

#2) The Occupy group on my campus is very large, very white, and generally very young. Fresh out of high...
Forum: Whining 10-19-2011, 07:20 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Not only what Graus said, but if that's the case,...

Not only what Graus said, but if that's the case, I really want to know what classes these guys are taking where they're able to skip more then two classes or so without being dropped a letter grade....
Forum: Whining 10-19-2011, 04:18 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
On my campus there's a group of Occupier's who...

On my campus there's a group of Occupier's who are having a big Occupy event on Friday, all day. All the signs say "forget your classes, they won't get you a job!" And the other day I had one of them...
Forum: Music 10-14-2011, 07:15 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,173
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Henry Bowers

I'm not sure how famous he is in his native Sweden, but he's pretty unheard of over here. Which is sad, because he's fucking awesome. Awesome rapper, awesome poet, and an awesome battle rapper to...
Forum: General 10-12-2011, 04:26 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
My girlfriend being attacked by Cloud... ...

My girlfriend being attacked by Cloud...

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/313244_245047538881119_100001276249832_713837_1271009065_n.jpg
Forum: Music 10-12-2011, 04:16 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,085
Posted By Mr.Doobie
We need to get our musicians to start doing drugs...

We need to get our musicians to start doing drugs again, man.
Forum: General 10-12-2011, 12:05 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 381,574
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Am I the only one who remembers this... ...

Am I the only one who remembers this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5smZYqxrIaA
Forum: Music 10-12-2011, 07:04 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 4,085
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Wow. I liked Evan Greer when I heard "the Picket...

Wow. I liked Evan Greer when I heard "the Picket Line Song". Then I heard "The Adderall Song" which is pracitcally just him bawwing about how the meeeeean men made him take medication.

I have lost...
Forum: Spooky News 10-11-2011, 05:27 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,074
Posted By Mr.Doobie
That's probably because you smacked their balls...

That's probably because you smacked their balls by proxy.

I say the only real way to test this is to take someone's dick, and lay it down on a table, then smack it. Who wants to volunteer?


...
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 03:06 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,074
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ask Graus, she's the theoretical dick-puncher in...

Ask Graus, she's the theoretical dick-puncher in this situation.

I'm just the guy with the Ronald McDonald avatar.
Forum: Music 10-10-2011, 02:47 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,829
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I can never really get in to Joan Baez. She...

I can never really get in to Joan Baez. She always seems so distant, and one of folks best qualities is how intimate and sincere it can be.

But that could just be me.

Townes Van Zandt is one of...
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 02:45 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,074
Posted By Mr.Doobie
They're being more humane. You can't exactly feel...

They're being more humane. You can't exactly feel getting punched in the dick (if you're flaccid), while getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell.

Though how you punch someone in the dick...
Forum: General 10-10-2011, 02:42 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,558
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Cool. And that's good, because people who main...

Cool. And that's good, because people who main Vlad annoy me. Who do you main? I'm personally in love with Gragas. Though lately I've been rocking Pantheon on Dominion.



Well I guess you're...
Forum: General 10-10-2011, 02:05 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 6,558
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Do you happen to play League of Legends? And...

Do you happen to play League of Legends?

And if so, do you happen to main Vlad?
Forum: Music 10-10-2011, 12:34 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
All That You Do, the Vines. I've finally...

All That You Do, the Vines.

I've finally decided how I feel about the Vines. And I feel confused. Craig Nichols seems very talented, but most of their songs are trashy-fun but utterly forgettable....
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 09:33 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,074
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm not sure if your typo is purposeful or not...

I'm not sure if your typo is purposeful or not...
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 09:31 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,365
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You should.

You should.
Forum: Spooky News 10-10-2011, 07:27 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 6,365
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Am I the only one vaguely reminded of the...

Am I the only one vaguely reminded of the gasoline-fight scene in Zoolander?
Forum: Spooky News 10-05-2011, 06:41 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
More likely? He/she's a teenage snot that wants...

More likely? He/she's a teenage snot that wants everyone to think he/she's a cold, heartless cunt. Because that's edgy and cool and stuff.
Forum: Whining 10-05-2011, 06:35 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
A friend of mine just got arrested for statutory...

A friend of mine just got arrested for statutory **** and sexual assault and I don't know what to think.

Basically, he's a 20-year old guy who was caught having (supposedly) consensual sex with a...
Forum: Music 10-05-2011, 06:29 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 18,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
GG Allin's music sucks. It's generic,...

GG Allin's music sucks. It's generic, unimaginative punk rock. The only thing that makes it different from thousands of pizza-faced, pubescent garage bands around the country are the lyrics about...
Forum: Music 10-03-2011, 11:58 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Anyone want to join me in a drunken sing along of...

Anyone want to join me in a drunken sing along of "Bastards of Young" by the Replacements?
Forum: Spooky News 10-03-2011, 11:27 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Awwww. Did the principal yell at you for running...

Awwww. Did the principal yell at you for running in the halls again?

It's ok, I know it's hard to be all teenaged and misunderstood and stuff.

But anyway, back to topic, are we sure this whole...
Forum: Spooky News 10-03-2011, 11:04 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Your lack of empathy is soooooooooo high school...

Your lack of empathy is soooooooooo high school goth, kasdeja...

Or should I say... ELYSTAN!?!?!?!!?!?

I'm watching you.
Forum: Spooky News 10-03-2011, 10:51 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 13,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ha. Ha. Ha. The mentally disturbed...

Ha. Ha. Ha.

The mentally disturbed physically handicapping themselves for life is hilarious!

Ha. Ha. Ha.
Forum: Whining 10-03-2011, 02:26 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,956
Posted By Mr.Doobie
So ceb, does the city scream like an abattoir...

So ceb, does the city scream like an abattoir full of retarded children too?
Forum: Whining 09-30-2011, 04:11 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Awww come on. It's a match made in heaven...

Awww come on.

It's a match made in heaven (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUgqX6zxz50&feature=related)
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 08:44 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I am fucking sick and fucking tired of watching...

I am fucking sick and fucking tired of watching breast cancer being turned into a fucking brand.
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 05:16 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Hey Ely, if you're still terrified of being...

Hey Ely, if you're still terrified of being alone, I think I've found the perfect match for you...

59

Donny Tourette! You two have so much in common! He also compulsively seeks the attention...
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 03:46 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Awwwwwwww, the troll has found true love in his...

Awwwwwwww, the troll has found true love in his own sock puppet. Isn't it beautiful?
Forum: General 09-29-2011, 02:03 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 2,940
Posted By Mr.Doobie
And then you ask why we're all mean to you. Can I...

And then you ask why we're all mean to you. Can I call you and Kas "Precious" from now on?
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 02:01 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You two should make your own G.net! You two can...

You two should make your own G.net! You two can be the only members! Then you'll never have to see us meanies ever, ever again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HRa4X07jdE

Don't worry. Judy...
Forum: Whining 09-29-2011, 09:18 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
And you're a raging attention whore. That is...

And you're a raging attention whore.

That is all.
Forum: Music 09-28-2011, 12:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,829
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Folk Music

This thread is to appreciate folk music and to, hopefully, introduce other folk fans on this forum to artists they may not have heard of before.

As for myself, I like political folk. There's...
Forum: Music 09-28-2011, 11:52 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,481
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Pfffffft. So what, now I have to just...

Pfffffft.

So what, now I have to just recently discover an artist to make a thread about how awesome they are? Nazi.
Forum: Music 09-28-2011, 11:09 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,481
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Stevie Wonder

Arguably the greatest artist to grace the Motown Label (and that's saying a lot) and definitely one of the greatest pop musicians of all time, Stevie Wonder is a complete and utter fucking boss. This...
Forum: General 09-28-2011, 06:11 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Oshi - Correction, she uses COCAINE casually, not...

Oshi - Correction, she uses COCAINE casually, not heroin.
Forum: General 09-27-2011, 10:50 AM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Yeah, but she's also not the healthiest human...

Yeah, but she's also not the healthiest human being. Last time I remember she was on coke, she ended up a month or so later dating a heroin dealer, blowing his friends for H-bags.

She's off the...
Forum: Music 09-27-2011, 06:38 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 18,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
GG Allin's music is forgettable. His shit...

GG Allin's music is forgettable. His shit throwing is the only memorable thing about him.
Forum: General 09-26-2011, 02:25 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I actually would enjoy some advice on the above.

I actually would enjoy some advice on the above.
Forum: General 09-26-2011, 02:24 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,939
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Gonna DIY this Hallow's Eve. Going to take an old...

Gonna DIY this Hallow's Eve. Going to take an old bedsheet, modify with eye holes, get a suit, my brothel creepers, and be the Elephant Man.

Hope I don't get hit by a car wearing all that black.
Forum: General 09-26-2011, 12:37 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
A friend's ex-girlfriend offered to snort cocaine...

A friend's ex-girlfriend offered to snort cocaine off my dick then blow me.

Not sure if I should take her up on said offer....
Forum: Spooky News 09-26-2011, 12:22 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,991
Posted By Mr.Doobie
> about to find a cure for a horrible disease. ...

> about to find a cure for a horrible disease.

"OMG!!!!!!! THINK OF THE ANIMALS YOU SELFISH BASTARDS!!!!!!!"

Also, I dun needa talk to a scientist. Y'all muthafuggas lyin', gettin' me pissed....
Forum: General 09-18-2011, 09:22 PM
Replies: 5,841
Views: 957,905
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I got really hot when I saw Janet Scott fight a...

I got really hot when I saw Janet Scott fight a triffid that spits poison and kills.
Forum: Music 09-18-2011, 09:20 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,998
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Needs some Groovie Ghoulies too. ...

Needs some Groovie Ghoulies too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6B226c8itg

You may also want a bit of "The Rocky Horror Punk Rock Show"...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvPEcX_wX9w
Forum: Whining 09-18-2011, 04:40 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 119,744
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Why don't you two get married and go be morons...

Why don't you two get married and go be morons together then?



"I'm not racist. I'm just pissed because it's socially unacceptable to call black people ******s. Also, if they're offended by...
Forum: Music 09-18-2011, 04:32 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,998
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Needs moar Misfits.

Needs moar Misfits.
Forum: Whining 09-16-2011, 09:16 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but your...

I know I'm a bit late to the party, but your siblings are gigantic douchebastards.

Do you live near the Philly area? If you do, I can show up at their house and start screaming about what horrible...
Forum: General 09-14-2011, 11:51 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Pisses me off. On another note. Now that you...

Pisses me off.

On another note. Now that you guys have seen a recent picture of me, I've been thinking. Should I keep growing my hair out and let it get long and girly, or should I get a bright...
Forum: Spooky News 09-13-2011, 07:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 3,506
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Mistrial declared in the premeditated shooting of Larry King...

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/09/01/national/main20100722.shtml

For those of you who don't know, two years ago Brandon McInerney brought a gun to school, then shot the openly gay Larry King...
Forum: General 09-13-2011, 06:50 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Twitch, that shit looks awesome as hell. What...

Twitch, that shit looks awesome as hell. What scene are you from?
Forum: Whining 09-13-2011, 06:45 AM
Replies: 188
Views: 119,744
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Because what fun is excluding someone if they...

Because what fun is excluding someone if they don't know they're being excluded?

Actually, on second thought, not telling him sounds a bit more amusing. I'm just imagining Kassie standing in the...
Forum: Music 09-12-2011, 10:08 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,720
Posted By Mr.Doobie
David Byrne will teach you all how to dance...

If you're totally lame and don't like the Talking Heads, then just skip to 1:21 if you just walked in here to learn how to dance.

But seriously, "Stop Making Sense" is an amazing concert video,...
Forum: General 09-12-2011, 10:02 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ever since I grew a goatee, I've been compared to...

Ever since I grew a goatee, I've been compared to pretty much any publicly known figure with shaggy brown hair and any amount of fuzz on their face. Everyone's comparing me to people I look nothing...
Forum: Whining 09-12-2011, 09:57 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 119,744
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Even when he's being a vile scumfuck. Guys,...

Even when he's being a vile scumfuck.

Guys, I think we're all too hard on Charlie Manson. Who are we to call him a manipulative, murderous, sociopath? That's just mean.



Then you're going to...
Forum: General 09-12-2011, 12:41 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Both better options then the random guy on the...

Both better options then the random guy on the street yesterday who said I look like Zach Galifianakis.
Forum: Whining 09-12-2011, 12:24 PM
Replies: 188
Views: 119,744
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm willing to bet nearly all examples of...

I'm willing to bet nearly all examples of "minority-on-white racism" are little more than over-privileged WASPs whining because it's socially unacceptable to call minorities "boy" and demand they...
Forum: Fashion 09-12-2011, 12:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,050
Posted By Mr.Doobie
WAY over her head.

WAY over her head.
Forum: General 09-12-2011, 09:38 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s72...

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/309080_2216575946205_1601795145_2228061_1133086980_n.jpg

Untidy regurgitation of foul plant matter.
Forum: Whining 09-11-2011, 08:31 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 40,284
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Because when she ends all life on earth, you...

Because when she ends all life on earth, you might be the last to go? Or the first. Who knows, she may let you choose according to your preference.

At the very least, you could get some good sex...
Forum: Fashion 09-11-2011, 04:37 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,050
Posted By Mr.Doobie
This video makes me feel like listening to Avril...

This video makes me feel like listening to Avril Lavigne's newest single.
Forum: Fashion 09-07-2011, 11:12 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,553
Posted By Mr.Doobie
We weren't allowed to wear sunglasses in my...

We weren't allowed to wear sunglasses in my middle school you over privileged bastards.
Forum: Music 09-06-2011, 06:24 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,698
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The Carolina Chocolate Drops

These guys are a pretty awesome blues/country throwback band.

Proving how fucking sexy the banjo is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKTXJUYiAT4
Forum: Whining 09-02-2011, 10:48 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,712
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Am I the only guy who thinks 70's New York punk...

Am I the only guy who thinks 70's New York punk was the coolest, and that since then punk has been more or less stagnating in a pool of uncreative sheeple?

I mean, my area is just kind of made up...
Forum: Whining 08-31-2011, 08:15 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Yeah her mom made her do that. She thinks it's...

Yeah her mom made her do that. She thinks it's perfectly fine. This morning I was talking to her and she said she wishes she might be able to be half the woman her mother is, that she's planning on...
Forum: Whining 08-30-2011, 11:42 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I've got a friend with a fucked up mom, man. ...

I've got a friend with a fucked up mom, man.

Just got done talking to her on the phone, she's in the hospital because she downed a bottle of pills. Tried to kill herself. Her girlfriend saved her....
Forum: Whining 08-30-2011, 11:30 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,405
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Does it matter? Kontanman and Dustpanman are...

Does it matter?

Kontanman and Dustpanman are like the hydra of G.net. Cut off one head, two more grow to replace it.
Forum: Politics 08-26-2011, 09:53 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 8,541
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm more bothered that, apparently, people who do...

I'm more bothered that, apparently, people who do drugs have no right to make a living.
Forum: Music 08-24-2011, 10:46 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,988
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The Vines New Album...

Judging by the tracks I've heard, it's fucking awesome, which is a relief because Vision Valley was disappointing, and what I heard of Melodia was bogged down with stifling production.

My problem?...
Forum: Music 08-24-2011, 05:41 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,518
Posted By Mr.Doobie
If you want to get a bit deeper into better...

If you want to get a bit deeper into better albums, I would suggest the next place to go should be Meat Puppets II or Up on the Sun. They're both awesome, awesome, awesome albums.

Seriously, I...
Forum: Music 08-23-2011, 09:57 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You've never heard of Funkadelic? Peter Tosh...

You've never heard of Funkadelic?

Peter Tosh - "Til' Your Well Runs Dry"
Forum: Music 08-23-2011, 04:14 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,518
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Too High To Die is probably their most accessible...

Too High To Die is probably their most accessible album.

It also has one of my favorite Meat Puppets songs...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhBt5zipd0

It also has "Backwater", which, I...
Forum: Music 08-22-2011, 06:02 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I think I love you. Funkadelic - Maggot...

I think I love you.

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain.
Forum: Fashion 08-21-2011, 09:07 AM
Replies: 869
Views: 221,895
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ok, what do you guys know about black light...

Ok, what do you guys know about black light tattoos?

I've been thinking about getting wings done on my hands and maybe some words on my face in black light ink.

Yes I'm under black lights...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-18-2011, 06:17 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 7,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I don't think Marvel's any better. Yeah, on...

I don't think Marvel's any better.

Yeah, on another site I frequent three members were nerd raging hardcore at this picture, but I think it's pretty pointless, because, like Ben said, you don't...
Forum: Commentary 08-17-2011, 06:00 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,612
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I never thought I'd see someone ask if another...

I never thought I'd see someone ask if another actor can "live up to" Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Forum: Spooky News 08-17-2011, 05:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mr.Doobie
... I fucking hate Ayn Rand.

...

I fucking hate Ayn Rand.
Forum: Spooky News 08-15-2011, 05:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,206
Posted By Mr.Doobie
What's that winky-face for? Grausam? I thought I...

What's that winky-face for? Grausam? I thought I was your only G.net fling!
Forum: Music 08-14-2011, 07:26 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
"Octopus" Syd Barrett.

"Octopus" Syd Barrett.
Forum: Spooky News 08-14-2011, 06:53 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,206
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Life Imitates "The Onion"

The Onion once did a piece about a man being arrested for acting like a romantic-comedy character. (http://www.theonion.com/articles/romanticcomedy-behavior-gets-reallife-man-arrested,757/)

Well,...
Forum: Introductions 08-12-2011, 09:37 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,060
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5kPUFxXYLs
Forum: Fashion 08-12-2011, 09:11 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 13,553
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Omaigawd. You best be trollan' child.

Omaigawd.

You best be trollan' child.
Forum: Music 08-10-2011, 05:03 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
"Life During Wartime" the Talking Heads.

"Life During Wartime" the Talking Heads.
Forum: Politics 08-10-2011, 09:45 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 6,432
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I think the majority of people do care about the...

I think the majority of people do care about the poor and want to help them. Maybe I'm optimistic, but I believe most people do genuinely want to be decent human beings. The problem is, a lot of...
Forum: Music 08-10-2011, 08:38 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,229
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Indie isn't a genre.

Indie isn't a genre.
Forum: Music 08-09-2011, 05:02 PM
Replies: 858
Views: 176,316
Posted By Mr.Doobie
TLC - Waterfalls.

TLC - Waterfalls.
Forum: Music 08-09-2011, 12:35 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
"Colony of Birchmen" - Mastodon

"Colony of Birchmen" - Mastodon
Forum: Spooky News 08-09-2011, 12:25 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 9,978
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Because most of society agrees with Sternn when...

Because most of society agrees with Sternn when he says...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-08-2011, 10:03 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 7,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Wait. Joker died in current continuity? When was...

Wait. Joker died in current continuity? When was that? Don't tell me it had something to do with Hush.
Forum: Music 08-08-2011, 08:22 AM
Replies: 858
Views: 176,316
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLT5OhPkyLE ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLT5OhPkyLE

This^^^^^^^

Hut two three four hut two three four...
Forum: Whining 08-08-2011, 08:21 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,787
Posted By Mr.Doobie
When I broke my collarbone, the hospital I went...

When I broke my collarbone, the hospital I went to insisted I use a wheelchair. I actually stood in hallway arguing with them, telling them to use their wheelchair on the guy who obviously had a...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 08-08-2011, 05:58 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 7,461
Posted By Mr.Doobie
He may be referring to "The Goddamn Batman". ...

He may be referring to "The Goddamn Batman".

http://dr.jeebus.sydlexia.com/gdb.htm

Which most people either think is alright or they absolutely hate it.



A little of column "A" a little...
Forum: Music 08-08-2011, 05:39 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 35,808
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Everyone knows Robyn is better than Lady Gaga...

Everyone knows Robyn is better than Lady Gaga anyway.
Forum: Spooky News 08-06-2011, 02:28 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 9,978
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I had a response for you, but Ashley beat me to...

I had a response for you, but Ashley beat me to it.


http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Darwin-Fish-debate-761620_550_337.jpg

...

...

Yeah I think it's pretty lame too...
Forum: Spooky News 08-05-2011, 06:04 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 9,978
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Because everyone knows it's completely impossible...

Because everyone knows it's completely impossible to campaign for more then one thing at a time, right?
Forum: Spooky News 08-05-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 9,978
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ok are you just being this thick on purpose or...

Ok are you just being this thick on purpose or something?
Forum: Spooky News 08-04-2011, 06:13 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,087
Posted By Mr.Doobie
If it was elective, no one would go to those...

If it was elective, no one would go to those classes, imho. Most people can't be arsed to learn a lot about their own religion, much less religions they don't follow.
Forum: Spooky News 08-03-2011, 05:14 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 3,087
Posted By Mr.Doobie
That's not contradictory. Didn't you know Islam...

That's not contradictory. Didn't you know Islam is a religion of evil and Satan and jihad and child sacrifices and vampires? So killing people is legitimately practicing it.
Forum: Music 07-29-2011, 04:39 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,618
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Miles Davis because you'll see his name over and...

Miles Davis because you'll see his name over and over and over again.

Jelly Roll Morton because he's a founding father and a beast on piano.

Cecil Taylor because I love free jazz.

Louis...
Forum: Whining 07-19-2011, 08:00 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,674
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I'm only 25% sure of what you're trying to say,...

I'm only 25% sure of what you're trying to say, but I'm 100% sure it's retarded.



He's not a bad guy, but he's being immature, and guys like this really need to get thwacked upside the chin...
Forum: Politics 07-19-2011, 07:37 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 4,393
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Murdoch is fucking evil and it's about time he...

Murdoch is fucking evil and it's about time he got dragged through the mud.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-19-2011, 07:35 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,303
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Oh darling, if you want laughably pretentious...

Oh darling, if you want laughably pretentious schlock you simply must check out Slaughtered Vomit Dolls. Let me put it to you this way, the maker of the movie changed his name to Lucifer Valentine...
Forum: Spooky News 07-16-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 16,853
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Doobie wants.

Doobie wants.
Forum: Whining 07-15-2011, 09:00 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Ok. I'm getting about sick of all these people...

Ok. I'm getting about sick of all these people ranting and raving about a welfare system they think needs fixed, but they'll only ever give the vaguest suggestions on how it should be fixed, and why....
Forum: Music 07-15-2011, 07:58 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Mercury Rev - Holes

Mercury Rev - Holes
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-14-2011, 04:22 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 47,280
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Why does the title of this new Batman movie make...

Why does the title of this new Batman movie make me think dirty thoughts?
Forum: Music 07-14-2011, 04:19 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 7,618
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Slipknot...

... are much cooler on paper then they are in real life.

This seems like their general concept, based on how little I know about the group, a bunch of guys of above average instrumental talent...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-14-2011, 04:05 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 47,280
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/05/haterbatman.jpg

I'll watch it. I can only hope the Captain America movie will do justice to its own source material half as well as Nolan has...
Forum: Whining 07-13-2011, 09:55 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Awwww, an adbot is trying to be empathetic. ...

Awwww, an adbot is trying to be empathetic.



I want to help victims and I want to help end all the fucking bullshit that gets dumped on them by everything around them.
Forum: Whining 07-13-2011, 07:19 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Two days ago I met a girl who was in a foster...

Two days ago I met a girl who was in a foster home that made her star in a series of child porn from the ages 8-10. Her story was really depressing, and I'm really sick of meeting people like this...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-13-2011, 05:19 PM
Replies: 166
Views: 47,280
Posted By Mr.Doobie
So long as both are better than the last Harry...

So long as both are better than the last Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Worst Camping Trip Ever.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-10-2011, 09:23 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,303
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The thing is, the Human Centipede concept really...

The thing is, the Human Centipede concept really wasn't even that gross, especially compared with other schlock horrors. There are plenty of movies that match and/or beat the Human Centipede out in...
Forum: Fashion 07-10-2011, 09:17 PM
Replies: 1,442
Views: 303,575
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I have a plain black hoodie I want to modify. On...

I have a plain black hoodie I want to modify. On the front I want to put "Noise" and on the back I want to put "Annoys". I'm too cheap to buy spray paint. However, I do have excess bleach lying...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-10-2011, 09:03 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 3,303
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The Human Centipede 2

Ok, who else wants to bet that not only is this going to be awful, but that it will be even worse than the original?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpmPJzLmGdI

He's rather smug for someone...
Forum: Spooky News 07-07-2011, 08:24 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 3,250
Posted By Mr.Doobie
You'd think a school where the kids are doing...

You'd think a school where the kids are doing poorly would need more money to help them get their kids to do better.

Owait. It's easier to punish people than to actually fix the problem. My bad.
Forum: Spooky News 07-06-2011, 09:25 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,622
Posted By Mr.Doobie
As long as it took him to start being awesome at...

As long as it took him to start being awesome at football again.



Clearly because other people in the world do worse things, this makes what Vick did not bad. Right guys?



Ho ho ho!...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-06-2011, 09:17 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,769
Posted By Mr.Doobie
The Life Zone

Or: An American Carol Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

So, G.netters, let me ask you a question.

How do you make a horror movie convincing people that pro-lifers are right?

The answer is obviously...
Forum: Spooky News 07-06-2011, 08:41 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,622
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8296/goingape.j...

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/8296/goingape.jpg




Are you serious? At the very least, we could try and pretend that Vick tortured a bunch of innocent animals. But no. The guy is really...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 07-06-2011, 08:29 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,005
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Old news is old. Also: The White Stripes...

Old news is old.

Also: The White Stripes have been defunct for years now. It's pretty much just Jack White and his army of side-projects. Record label? That man could probably found his own nation...
Forum: Music 07-04-2011, 07:25 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Tubthumping - Chumbawamba

Tubthumping - Chumbawamba
Forum: Music 07-03-2011, 04:24 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Frankenstein - the New York Dolls

Frankenstein - the New York Dolls
Forum: Politics 07-02-2011, 07:32 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,901
Posted By Mr.Doobie
That's funny. I hate all their 2012 candidates...

That's funny. I hate all their 2012 candidates too!

Maybe I have more in common with republicans than I thought.
Forum: Politics 07-01-2011, 05:44 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,656
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I lol'd. Hi Kontan.

I lol'd.

Hi Kontan.
Forum: General 06-30-2011, 08:54 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
HARD DICKS I SUCK! Let's try this again... ...

HARD DICKS I SUCK!

Let's try this again...

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/269481_2039543400502_1601795145_1994023_3332830_n.jpg
Forum: General 06-30-2011, 08:39 PM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=20395434005...

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=2039543400502&set=a.2039543280499.108510.1601795145&type=1&theater
Forum: Politics 06-30-2011, 03:40 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,897
Posted By Mr.Doobie
More Tea Party Shit

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/tea-party-nations-anti-gay-campaign-continues-group-likens-gays-drug-addicts

OHAI HOMOPHOBIA...


:rolleyes:



I've always heard about this white...
Forum: Music 06-30-2011, 03:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,140
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Another link... ...

Another link...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woG-J27-C2A&feature=related
Forum: Music 06-30-2011, 03:17 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Master of Puppets - Metallica

Master of Puppets - Metallica
Forum: Music 06-29-2011, 02:41 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,848
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Dr. Hook

This is a band from the 60's. Pretty awesome, but unfairly neglected, country rock band. Notable because 1) they're awesome, and 2) Shel Silverstein wrote some lyrics for them.

Their most known...
Forum: Music 06-29-2011, 12:59 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 3,140
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Can Anyone Tell Me Who Performs This Song?

Seriously, what's this guys name? I can't find it anywhere! I have no clue what this guy's name is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iPINFbs9KE
Forum: Music 06-29-2011, 12:57 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 38,946
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I see. Give her about a decade and a...

I see.



Give her about a decade and a half.

Opinions will cool down by then.

OHAI CALLMEDETH!
Forum: Politics 06-27-2011, 09:56 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 18,474
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.nowlebanon.com/Library/Images/Uploaded%...

http://www.nowlebanon.com/Library/Images/Uploaded%20Images/blog/down-for-a-bet-blog.jpg
Forum: Spooky News 06-27-2011, 06:35 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,492
Posted By Mr.Doobie
A big problem in the states is that the Cold War...

A big problem in the states is that the Cold War has kind of neutered the left. People are still utterly terrified of communism (note how much "socialist" is slung around as an insult in modern...
Forum: Spooky News 06-27-2011, 09:25 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,492
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Not much else to say. Seriously... ...

Not much else to say.

Seriously...

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/f/fuck_this_shit-1618.jpg
Forum: Spooky News 06-27-2011, 06:22 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,492
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Silly G.netters. Don't you know the moment a...

Silly G.netters. Don't you know the moment a woman becomes pregnant, it's only right that she become a walking government meatsock? With all her rights suspended in devotion to the safety of the...
Forum: Spooky News 06-27-2011, 06:21 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,492
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Silly G.netters. Don't you know the moment a...

Silly G.netters. Don't you know the moment a woman becomes pregnant, it's only right that she become a walking government meatsock? With all her rights suspended in devotion to the safety of the...
Forum: Whining 06-25-2011, 05:10 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 8,119
Posted By Mr.Doobie
What a rotten fucker.

What a rotten fucker.
Forum: Spooky News 06-25-2011, 05:05 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 5,504
Posted By Mr.Doobie
> 2011 > Still believes in magic books. ...

> 2011

> Still believes in magic books.

Son I am disappoint.
Forum: Whining 06-23-2011, 09:41 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,177
Posted By Mr.Doobie
That is so weird, my best therapist also happened...

That is so weird, my best therapist also happened to be named Mike.



I was also misdiagnosed with aspergers.

Everyone always says the moment they were taken off the meds they got more...
Forum: Whining 06-22-2011, 07:40 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,177
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Yeah, but some of them really are quacks, and as...

Yeah, but some of them really are quacks, and as long as there are people who take their own biases more seriously then what they learn in college, it's always going to be that way.
Forum: Whining 06-22-2011, 07:29 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,177
Posted By Mr.Doobie
She was actually pretty young, she had just...

She was actually pretty young, she had just gotten her license or whatever. I don't know about Alan, but my hometown was teeny tiny and being old fashioned was more socially acceptable and common...
Forum: Whining 06-22-2011, 06:56 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,177
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I learned what homosexuality was from one of my...

I learned what homosexuality was from one of my therapists. After I was ***** (I angsted about it in the whining thread), the first therapist I saw was two years later, and she was the first person I...
Forum: Whining 06-22-2011, 11:41 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Equation for comedy movies: The more...

Equation for comedy movies:

The more skin/slapstick a comedy movies trailer shows is inversely proportional to how funny the movie is going to be.
Forum: Whining 06-22-2011, 11:19 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 6,177
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Like what's been said before, general...

Like what's been said before, general dickbaggery, but nothing based on my appearance. Though we can make this thread about general therapy dickbaggery. In which case I have story.
Forum: Spooky News 06-22-2011, 11:11 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,730
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Gibbus Yo Cash, Bitch! Fo Sho!

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/in-ca-36-democrat-calls-for-blanket-condemnation-of-stunning-new-web-ad-video.php



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3B8WvVjL4&feature=player_embedded...
Forum: Music 06-22-2011, 10:49 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Hey, I would make an entire thread dedicated to...

Hey, I would make an entire thread dedicated to Jimmy Eat World, but I'm afraid of the torches and pitchforks that everyone would be more than willing to produce.

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight -...
Forum: Music 06-22-2011, 10:47 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,333
Posted By Mr.Doobie
It's very fun to dance to while under the...

It's very fun to dance to while under the influence of brain altering chemicals.
Forum: Music 06-21-2011, 07:43 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 3,889,101
Posted By Mr.Doobie
A Praise Chorus - Jimmy Eat World Yeah, go...

A Praise Chorus - Jimmy Eat World

Yeah, go ahead, mock me for listening to early 2000's emo-pop.
Forum: Politics 06-21-2011, 07:32 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 18,474
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Oh, Saya, I love and respect your hairy pits. ...

Oh, Saya, I love and respect your hairy pits.



The impressions our societies make on our minds causes most of us to be fucked up, it operates on some pretty fucked up ideas, especially in areas...
Forum: Introductions 06-21-2011, 06:13 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,479
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Meh, I've learned if I try to argue with everyone...

Meh, I've learned if I try to argue with everyone who irrationally hates rap, I'll die of an aneurysm. So I just sigh and say "oh hai, ok, whatever."
Forum: Introductions 06-21-2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,479
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Are you somehow implying rappers are monkeys, you...

Are you somehow implying rappers are monkeys, you racist?

Besides this, I applaud your movie and music choices. I expect cool things out of you.
Forum: General 06-21-2011, 05:42 AM
Replies: 8,007
Sticky: Picture Post 2
Views: 5,023,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Obviously this means it is Sasquatch. ...

Obviously this means it is Sasquatch.

Anyway, I backcombed, and this is how it turned out...

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/255605_1962730320223_1601795145_1962269_5278887_n.jpg
Forum: Whining 06-20-2011, 12:08 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Well, I once had an old man tell me (upon seeing...

Well, I once had an old man tell me (upon seeing me with my hands in my pockets) "WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS! YOUR HANDS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FREE! LIKE A HAPPY BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! *flaps...
Forum: Fashion 06-19-2011, 03:06 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,898
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Kickin' It Old School...

Hey Gnet, I've been letting my hair grow out, and now the top layer is just long enough that I can probably get it into that old school goth Robert Smith,...
Forum: Music 06-19-2011, 12:11 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 13,851
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Also, MOC, Grausam? I'm going to have to agree...

Also, MOC, Grausam? I'm going to have to agree with JCC and AC that getting all butthurt over forum rules is stupid.
Forum: Music 06-19-2011, 12:09 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 13,851
Posted By Mr.Doobie
^^^^^^^^^ Stupid edit time limit... I meant...

^^^^^^^^^ Stupid edit time limit...

I meant to continue and say this...

Ok, ok, you guys aren't horrible. But you're pretty generic, I've heard almost everything you're doing before and I heard...
Forum: Music 06-19-2011, 11:57 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 13,851
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Guys, guys, guys. Can't we all just agree this...

Guys, guys, guys. Can't we all just agree this guys band sucks and move on?
Forum: Whining 06-19-2011, 10:01 AM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
I have two going on three jobs right now, all to...

I have two going on three jobs right now, all to help me pay for my college and just generally survive. My first is working as a cashier at some little country store, my second is unloading trucks at...
Forum: Politics 06-19-2011, 09:44 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,729
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Mostly it's the fact that corporations will be...

Mostly it's the fact that corporations will be handing out a cheap, but shit product. It's what always happens whenever anything becomes viable on a corporate scale (look at produce).

I mean, it...
Forum: Politics 06-18-2011, 07:03 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,729
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Actually, I think the best argument I've heard...

Actually, I think the best argument I've heard against legalizing it was an article I read once that pointed out legalizing marijuana would only serve to destroy pot culture. Once it becomes legal,...
Forum: Whining 06-18-2011, 06:55 PM
Replies: 8,837
Views: 2,588,554
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Y'know, working as a cashier has taught me a...

Y'know, working as a cashier has taught me a thing or two about humanity.

It's taught me there's a vast number of people who are, in their heart of hearts, complete selfish assholes, who want...
Forum: Fashion 06-18-2011, 08:16 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,854
Posted By Mr.Doobie
Put pictures of big-titted women in monster...

Put pictures of big-titted women in monster trucks on them, drinking Jack Daniels, and killing foreigners with electric guitars. That will make it more manly.
Forum: Politics 06-18-2011, 08:10 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,729
Posted By Mr.Doobie
What, legalizing marijuana, or having the...

What, legalizing marijuana, or having the government be the only seller?

If it's the former, why? If it's the latter, then I agree with you.
Forum: Whining 06-17-2011, 07:02 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 9,969
Posted By Mr.Doobie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag
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