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12-21-2006, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
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Vlad
Hello, online I prefer to be called Vlad. I hate these intro things, so bear with me here.
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) I'm a systems administrator, a gamer, a business owner, and someone who is not very comfortable in my own skin anymore...
2. Where are you from? Los Angeles, originally.
3. Who is your favorite author? Sigh. In what genre??? Greg Stolze at the moment.
4. What are your favorite films? Um, Clue, RHPS, But I'm a cheerleader, anything sci-fi
5. What music do you want played at your wedding? Ugh. Like I'd have another one of those...
6. At your funeral? Baby Elephant Walk
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die? Well, I was hoping not to.... But, if you gotta go - go with a smile! Hopefully I go In flagrante delecto!
8. What kind of casket would you want? Black marble
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit? I'm so worn down by life, I don't have favorite clothes anymore. Seriously, I just wear anything these days. I really need to work on my self image.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid? Not having my soul crushed by life
11. What's your favorite band? Oh god. Um. We don't have all day here. I like a LOT of music from the 80's. Some of it is really bad. I like The Cure, Souxie, Bauhaus, etc. but I also like things most people thought were crap, so don't look to me for taste. I love Jazz. I play the blues.
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major? I have a spotty education. I've worked in medicine (when I was in the service) and computers mostly. I majored in English - hahaha! I know, I can't spell.
13. Why did you join? Honestly, because I'm sick and tired of not being me, and while I'm trying to figure out who I am, I'm finding more and more that I'm VERY attracted to a bunch of things that people keep labeling as 'Goth'. So, I guess you could say I'm trying to find myself. Now, a lot of people having this sort of mid life crisis would like, go buy a sports car or something, but I'm not rich.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender? I'm male on the outside. That's part of my confusion - I think a lot more like a woman than a man, but I have no use for anything with a penis. So, while I would totally have the surgery if I could afford it, I wouldn't be with men. I guess you can say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, but what man isn't?
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12-21-2006, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
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6. At your funeral? Baby Elephant Walk
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You die now. WITHOUT a funeral.
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14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender? I'm male on the outside. That's part of my confusion - I think a lot more like a woman than a man, but I have no use for anything with a penis. So, while I would totally have the surgery if I could afford it, I wouldn't be with men. I guess you can say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, but what man isn't?
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::Nudge:: Go get a boob job, dress up nice and pretty, and we'll see what can be done 
Welcome to Gnet. I hope you enjoy your stay.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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12-21-2006, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I like you.
Welcome!
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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12-21-2006, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
Posts: 24
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Originally Posted by Pyre
You die now. WITHOUT a funeral.
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Bwahahaha! I'm glad someone got that!
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Originally Posted by Pyre
::Nudge:: Go get a boob job, dress up nice and pretty, and we'll see what can be done
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Boobs are SO expensive!!! Still, I may. On the other hand, I'm almost too old now. Sigh.
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12-21-2006, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Originally Posted by Vladinator
Bwahahaha! I'm glad someone got that!
Boobs are SO expensive!!! Still, I may. On the other hand, I'm almost too old now. Sigh.
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Haha, how old are you? Maybe you and Humane can become buddy-buddy.
Sorry, Humane
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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12-21-2006, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
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How old?
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Originally Posted by Pyre
Haha, how old are you? Maybe you and Humane can become buddy-buddy.
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Old enough to know better. Ugh. My birthday is this week, on Monday. :-( I will be 37.
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12-21-2006, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
Posts: 347
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Hi and welcome. You have fun now.
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Come with me on a journey
that is my wearing years,
across the not so flat planes.
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12-21-2006, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
Posts: 1,696
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Originally Posted by Vladinator
Old enough to know better. Ugh. My birthday is this week, on Monday. :-( I will be 37.
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Aw haha :P Well, happy early birthday.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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12-21-2006, 10:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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You can become a woman when ever you want to. No need for going under the knife, THAT'S WHAT DRAG QUEEN MAKE UP is for. I bet you would look so pretty.
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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12-21-2006, 11:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Athens, GA
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I think Vlad should post pics.
First, looking manly.
Then, as a woman.
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"Don't ever let anybody teach you to think, Lance: it is the curse of the world." - King Arthur in T.H. White's The Once And Future King
"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you" The Bible (Matthew 7:12)
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12-22-2006, 09:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
Posts: 24
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
I like you.
Welcome!
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Thank you! That is really sweet! I needed that today. I'm having a really, really shitty day today, so thank you for that. :-)
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12-22-2006, 09:22 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
Posts: 24
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Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow
You can become a woman when ever you want to. No need for going under the knife, THAT'S WHAT DRAG QUEEN MAKE UP is for. I bet you would look so pretty.
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That's true. Part of it is, I can't do makeup. lol. I'm afraid I'd just look stupid, or like a clown or something. I need someone to help me with that. Also, clothes. I have no good woman clothes. lol. and Shoes!
Plus, I don't want to just look like some fat old hag. I want to look like Amy Lee! Or someone that pretty.
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12-22-2006, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
Posts: 24
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Originally Posted by Pyre
I think Vlad should post pics.
First, looking manly.
Then, as a woman.
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Oh god no! I'm fat, and I'm not at all pretty. Really. Don't look unless you haven't eaten yet.
I'm the one in purple. Yes, I'm very fat.
There are lots of other pictures in that gallery - me, my kids, my family, my most recient ex.
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12-22-2006, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 233
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You get cool points.
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12-22-2006, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by Vladinator
I guess you can say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, but what man isn't?
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Haha, I only now saw this. So true! 
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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12-22-2006, 03:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
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I have a funny story about that:
A friend of friend said that she could turn any guy gay, so she dated this ultra-conservative, straight-laced guy. He knew what she was up to, so one day he waltzed in and said,"Morning was right, she can turn any guy gay. I formally announce that I am a lesbian."
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12-22-2006, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Kenosha, Wi
Posts: 24
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Really?
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Originally Posted by Heatherzilla
You get cool points.
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Thank you! What can I redeem them for? A boob job is at the top of my list. :-)
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