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08-19-2007, 08:34 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 1
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uhm....hi.
im not that big on intros but heres some tasty facts. my names allen. im probably gonna end up divorced soon. cradle of filth is my favorite band. i found this site through somethingawful (dont be hatin). im usually on the go and very busy. i need more friends.
i suppose i'll do the whole profile update and everything when i get back home.
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08-19-2007, 09:20 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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I recommend you read a dictionary.
And while you're at it read this .
We do apologise for the delay but our professional staff will be on their way to flame you soon.
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08-19-2007, 09:00 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,095
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Welcome. Please give us more information about yourself (The questions Harlequin gave a link for are a good idea). Also, please use correct grammar and spelling while you are here. You will get flamed if you do not do so.
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08-20-2007, 10:58 AM
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#4
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New England
Posts: 895
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
I recommend you read a dictionary.
And while you're at it read this.
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Let's hope he does it in that order.
And don't worry about the divorce. If you're lucky, she'll take that awful music from you when she leaves.
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08-20-2007, 09:25 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: San Salvador, El Salvador.
Posts: 311
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If you do end up divorced, it'll probably be for the better (not saying that it will though). Bests of luck with that. .___.
And welcome to the boards.
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Who is saner, the sanest of the madmen, or the maddest of the sane?
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08-21-2007, 05:15 AM
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#6
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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[Spits out facts]
They were not tasty. That's false advertising. I'm reporting you to Trading Standards.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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08-21-2007, 09:13 AM
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#7
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
[Spits out facts]
They were not tasty. That's false advertising. I'm reporting you to Trading Standards.
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*Gasp* You're right!
I though I smelt a crook!
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08-21-2007, 09:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
*Gasp* You're right!
I though I smelt a crook!
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DON'T EAT THE FACTS!!!!!
[Runs around tables knocking facts from people's hands]
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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08-21-2007, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Camden, london, uk...
Posts: 552
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
DON'T EAT THE FACTS!!!!!
[Runs around tables knocking facts from people's hands]
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*cocks head to one side*
*stairs blankly*
Why not?
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08-21-2007, 01:37 PM
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#10
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
Posts: 1,724
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
*cocks head to one side*
*stairs blankly*
Why not?
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Eveyone knows if it tastes bad, it must be poisonous.
(tsk) Silly boy.
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08-22-2007, 02:36 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Yeah... what she said. Have an apple instead.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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08-22-2007, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-broken-harlequin
I recommend you read a dictionary.
And while you're at it read this .
We do apologise for the delay but our professional staff will be on their way to flame you soon. 
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Oh my.. I can't breathe! *laughs even harder*
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