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03-29-2006, 03:55 PM
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#1701
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
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Oh my GOD, Ben. You're a fucking GENIOUS. You just found the best website EVER!!
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-30-2006, 02:58 AM
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#1702
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
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I need vacation!
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"Jump off roofs with me"
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03-30-2006, 10:21 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Please do not feed the trolls. It only encourages them.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-30-2006, 10:33 AM
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#1704
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Wow, speedy clean-up!
So ... I'm trying to think of something sexy to say ... *drumming fingers*
hmmm...
Oh, I know. I FEEL much sexier ... because I just got the confirmation call on the job! And now I'm going to Random to shout about it!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-30-2006, 12:48 PM
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#1705
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Internet Interactive Cyber Sex Toys
So, in my never ending quest to share with my fellow adult GNetters the brightest and kinkiest thrills legally available in this universe, I was reviewing some things I wrote about in my blog. And I found the following, and thought it worthy of note.
Attention: The links below may contain adult content - not work or child safe.
Doc Johnson to Roll Out Internet-Enabled Toys
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The first product in Doc Johnson’s internet-enabled line will be a technologically advanced version of the famous iRabbit, the vibrator featured on national television. The new Doc Johnson Internet-Enabled Rabbit will have all the features of the classic model, with the addition of remote Internet controls that work at HighJoy.com.
What it means is that two consenting adults may have total interaction through visual, sound and now the stimulation and touch provided by an adult toy. The speed and intensity of the toy will be totally controlled by the remote operator while both participants are in full verbal and visual contact.
Some internet reporting:
January 2005
TORONTO STAR... discusses "Virtual Sex" and highjoy.com in an article called, " iVibe offers safe sex at long distance"...by Megan McChesney
August 2005
METROTIMES... Detroit's Weekly Alternative... features highjoy.com in article named, " Tune in, Log on, Get off"... by Sarah Klein.
You can learn more details from highjoy.com, which offers some pay services. I have no affiliation with them and do not wish to shill, but I thought I'd mention this because to my knowledge they're the first company to bring such a product to the marketplace.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-30-2006, 08:44 PM
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#1706
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Hot damn!! *big grin*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-30-2006, 11:43 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Austria
Posts: 311
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Well. I can´t prove now (read it in a newspaper) but way back in 1994 or 1995 there was research done on how the internet would enable humans to get involved in sexual acts by never touching but incorporating the internet. In those days the apparatuses used were way too bulky and too heavy! The females didn´t want to wear heavy things and the males didn´t really enjoy it - probably kind of technical problems (or lack of research on what really brings pleasure). Don´t even know if they had streaming video!! (Seeing your partner sure helps to twiddle the controls in the best possible way :-)
So my interpretation is - that nowadays technology evolved to a point where the above mentioned first problems (bulkiness) can be substituted! Maybe the mentioned company is the first to commercialize this technique?
Tell us how it works, Ben ;-)
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03-31-2006, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I think these are the first people/company to come up with a commercially viable version.
I was already a fan of the Rabbit vibrator, but I do like the looks of that iRabbit!
Talk about a remote control!
*Hot-Cha*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-31-2006, 11:30 AM
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#1709
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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I'm my sad opinion... they should really make a plug in vibrating pocket pussy for the male end of the fun.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-31-2006, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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There is one!
The companion piece to the iRabbit, the iVibe Controller with Egg and Sleeve.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-07-2006, 02:24 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 38
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I just saw the movie Kinsey, so now I'm all about the science behind sex. I want to be a sexologist. Anyway, Dr. Kinsey had a scale of 1-6 to illustrate how "straight" or "gay" a person was. He found that many more people than he had expected were 3's or 4's.
Oh, also...I think it's interesting how bisexuality has become such a big part of the goth scene (and emo scene, also...thus confirming my theory that emo's are really goths, but they're too pussy to dress up).
I have a gay friend, who was hit on by a bisexual boy we were talking to...he literally snorted in his face and said "how fucking trendy of you". I took some offense, seeing as I consider myself about a 3.5 on Kinsey's scale, but I do see his point.
How many people use bisexuality as something to tack onto their public personas, in order to show others how "open-minded" they are? In actuality, this isn't something that's confined to goths, but something that has been in every liberal subculture since the 1920's, particularly among artists and poets.
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04-07-2006, 02:28 PM
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#1712
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Gosh, I wish I could be bisexual... no really... no.
I like dick too much.
(psst... but boobies are pretty.)
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-07-2006, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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04-07-2006, 04:08 PM
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#1714
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Silly wabbit... boobies aren't fer kids.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-07-2006, 04:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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And all this time,I never knew...*sob* ....never knew. Why? Why Oh God,why didn't somebody warn me?! *Choke* ....Boobies!!!!
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04-07-2006, 06:08 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Originally Posted by gruel
And all this time,I never knew...*sob* ....never knew. Why? Why Oh God,why didn't somebody warn me?! *Choke* ....Boobies!!!!
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Oh don't cry lil' man... I'm sure if you can manage to be a good boy, someone will indulge your infantile desires.. Besides just like milk, a bit of tit suckle does a body good.
*happy thoughts*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-07-2006, 06:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Oh don't cry lil' man... I'm sure if you can manage to be a good boy, someone will indulge your infantile desires.. Besides just like milk, a bit of tit suckle does a body good.
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Stop giving me ideas,oh corset-wearing one. Boobies Are:
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04-07-2006, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by Santarea
I still gotta throw in a "Yay for Boobies" cuz it's Friday and I'm feelin git.
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YAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!
I love boobies, just not giners.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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04-07-2006, 07:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Sometimes I manage to like my boobs. ^^ Hah! I love pesterting you with random facts about myself.
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04-07-2006, 08:52 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Boobies,is there anything they can't do?
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04-07-2006, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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If they could only do my math homewrok 
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Blasphemy!!!!
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 09:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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If I thought with my penis... o, wait, I'm a man; I do.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-08-2006, 02:00 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Sometimes I wish I had two pairs of boobies.. then I could play whilst... yeah..*looks around* Shit, I'm thinking out loud again huh?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-08-2006, 02:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Sometimes I wish I had two pairs of boobies.. then I could play whilst... yeah..*looks around* Shit, I'm thinking out loud again huh?
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Hehe, you know what would be cooler? To only have 1 huge boobie, like that girl in KungPaw.
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So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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