Sexuality

[darkangel81]

wouldn't that be rather "in the way"?

[Oubliette]

Originally Posted by darkangel29

What is wrong with having a big family? My boy wants like 7 kids... And I don't mind as long as we can finacially support them comfortably.

You're uterus will be a saggy motherfucker when you're done with that.

[darkmartin82]

not to mention the rest of you. you'll look like a mentally distorted (kids can make you that) and phisicaly a wrack.

I'm a male and these drawbacks don't apply to me, so I can want as much kids as I like.

or wait, I don't realy like a lot of kids so my (to be) wife is safe

[Sanctus Dei]

Martin baby, please tell me your brutal abuse of the english language is due to your current state of residency? Please?!

[Ben Lahnger]

I sometimes wonder why I have learned so much in life and developed to become so mature in so many other ways, but when my mind slips into thinking about sex it seems so many childish thoughts run through it.

Like the fact that I think I will never get over being amazed by the way a pair of boobies feel in my hands. And it seems like I will never get over being fascinated by how my penis works. I mean, it like ... grows!

Yeah, juvenile thoughts like that occur to me all the time when lust wakens the primitive part of my brain.

[Ben Lahnger]

Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!!

Whatcha planning on picking up? o-0

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by Panic

I just saw the movie Kinsey, so now I'm all about the science behind sex. I want to be a sexologist. Anyway, Dr. Kinsey had a scale of 1-6 to illustrate how "straight" or "gay" a person was. He found that many more people than he had expected were 3's or 4's.

Oh, also...I think it's interesting how bisexuality has become such a big part of the goth scene (and emo scene, also...thus confirming my theory that emo's are really goths, but they're too pussy to dress up).

I have a gay friend, who was hit on by a bisexual boy we were talking to...he literally snorted in his face and said "how fucking trendy of you". I took some offense, seeing as I consider myself about a 3.5 on Kinsey's scale, but I do see his point.

How many people use bisexuality as something to tack onto their public personas, in order to show others how "open-minded" they are? In actuality, this isn't something that's confined to goths, but something that has been in every liberal subculture since the 1920's, particularly among artists and poets.

For some people it may be for show. If, however you've had an equal amount of adult relationships with men and women, then it's fair to say you're bi.

I don't like people who 'cop' a sexuality for attention. A lot of girls do that at clubs which really annoys me when I wanna bring home a nice pair of boobs.

=/

[Ben Lahnger]

From the www.thisistrue.com weekly e-mail.

HAMMER TIME:

A 14-year-old girl in Toledo, Ohio, reported to police that she was abducted at gunpoint by a man who forced her into his car, where he pulled down his pants and told her, "You know what I want."

The girl, who went unnamed by police, pretended to drop her ring so she could look around under the seat for a weapon. She found a hammer, and when she got the chance she used it to whack the man in the groin and escape. (Toledo Blade)

..."We really need the public's help on this one," a police spokesman said. "We really want to nail this guy."

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I don't know about you, but I am really smiling right now.

[succubus,queenofvampires]

Hehee...
However, this girl was really brave!

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by Santarea

it gets funnier every time I read it....

Same here!

[angel011]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Same here!

Oh yeah!

[Sanctus Dei]

Bwa ha ha ha... Damn it... I wish I had a hammer.

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

For some people it may be for show. If, however you've had an equal amount of adult relationships with men and women, then it's fair to say you're bi.

I don't like people who 'cop' a sexuality for attention. A lot of girls do that at clubs which really annoys me when I wanna bring home a nice pair of boobs.

=/

I HATE people who do this. It's so annoying. Girls that kiss other girls just to turn on a guy. And then they run around saying their bisexual. I usually ask them "Did you eat any cootch? Suck on her nipple? Get fingerbanged by her?". The usual response? "NO! Ew!"

Yeah, at that point I go off on them.

Want to make out?

Oo la la! You're fiesty!

Yarr! Give me that booty!

*pillages Santarea*

[Icarian Decoding]

You know, I'm a good ol' Northern boy, so I don't perticularily see any advantage to having another man's pecker shoved up my ass [even though I have had three objects put in there, on totally unrelated events].

I really don't have a problem with the Gay/Lesbian/Bi scene, it's just that it never made sense to me. I mean, what good is sex, if it's not for procreation? I have a hard time believing it can be THAT good, that you'd do it, just because.

[Icarian Decoding]

Er... No thanks. I'm good.

[Icarian Decoding]

Everything I have learned of sex, comes from the following:
1. MTV
2. MTV2
3. ESPN
4. The Catholic Church
5. Random Girls on the Internet
6. Jay Leno
7. Alter Boys at the Catholic Church
8. MySpace
9. Girls Gone Wild TV Commercials
10. Home Improvement; The TV Show

[Sobeh]

Originally Posted by Icarian Decoding

Everything I have learned of sex, comes from the following:
1. MTV
2. MTV2
3. ESPN
4. The Catholic Church
5. Random Girls on the Internet
6. Jay Leno
7. Alter Boys at the Catholic Church
8. MySpace
9. Girls Gone Wild TV Commercials
10. Home Improvement; The TV Show

Until that list includes actually having sex, you cannot claim to know jack shit about what sex 'feels like', 'means', or 'is for'. =)

[Icarian Decoding]

Your point being?
I can still tell you what sex "is for".
And I can give you a pretty good idea of what it "means".

[Icarian Decoding]

I just don't get the point. I mean, I see everyone going on about "How sex is that damn good". It's just banging your body against another person. Expression of love my ass.

[Icarian Decoding]

Besides the obvious health benefits, which can be achieved else where, an orgasm really doesn't seem that useful either.

[Sobeh]

Originally Posted by Icarian Decoding

I just don't get the point.

And that's fine, I guess. Yeah sex without human barriers will usually and often result in procreation, but to say sex is 'for' procreation is to suggest that something is only good when it has a specific function, and further, that said function is a sole function.

You don't know what sex is 'for' other than procreation because you haven't felt the physiological twinges, perhaps, that would lead one to discover that, perhaps, the individual responsible for said urges could best ameliorate ones distracting concern by banging ones brains out. Just as an example.

"Sex can result in procreation. Sex is for procreation and nothing else."

Replace 'sex' with 'this hammer' and 'procreation' with 'a bloody nose', and you'll see the flaw in your reasoning.

Oh, and with respect the the usefulness of an orgasm... again, what's with this positivistic focus? Why must it be 'for' something? What is fine art 'for'? What is literature 'for'?

If you must functionalize it, research Qigong, Kundalini, and the usefulness of sex and more specifically orgasm in those arenas. More than simply health, it may have to do with a bit more fundamental stuff....

[Cicero]

Santarea - Baby batter?! That made me giggle. So did "grinding naughties".

Icarian - Orgasms are about 6000% better when brought about by someone else. You might not think all that pleasure is worth it, but the rest of the human race (and the dolphin race as well, if what I hear is true) does.