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Shi'ark · 03-16-2006, 11:38 PM

it’s Friday and I want to go out and drink, ok it only 7:30am GMT but I had a bad week.

03-16-2006, 11:40 PM

Nothing says breakfast like a nice cold beer....

C'mon it's like liquid bread! Er...yeah....

Sanctus Dei · 03-16-2006, 11:43 PM

Can I say "I hate stupid people" on the radio?

03-17-2006, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tavish

Well I bid you all a good evening, may we converse again tommorow. Ta for now!

I smell a troll. Seriously. They way he went on and on about not being flamed, like he wanted it, was expecting it.

I don't like him.

03-17-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Yeah, you should see the disaster that is my living room right now.

The guys have been working on the "Leprechaun Trap" for three hours now. It is pretty damn elaborate, I must say. I will post pictures of it when they get finished..

Now if I could only find a Leprechaun to beat over the head and stick in the trap in time for school in the morning..

o.0

Sanctus, May I hump your leg?

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-17-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

I smell a troll. Seriously. They way he went on and on about not being flamed, like he wanted it, was expecting it.

I don't like him.

Nah, he's young but he and his buddy are actually pretty cool.

As you'll see when you find your way over to the thread I pointed you to in the Confessional.

My brain hurts now.

Ugh..

03-17-2006, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Nah, he's young but he and his buddy are actually pretty cool.

As you'll see when you find your way over to the thread I pointed you to in the Confessional.

My brain hurts now.

Ugh..

Yeah, his intro thread didn't make me feel any better about him OR his friend. I just feel uneasy about them both, but I'll let it pass until they post more.

tenet_2012 · 03-17-2006, 02:09 AM

For some reason tenet finds himself drunk. He welcomes the feeling for he enjoys it.

Tenet rank too much Jagger at his friends birthday. Forgive him. He did not mean to; it just happened.

Wise Child · 03-17-2006, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

This brought tears to my eyes and sickness to my stomache.

I saw that girl on a TV programme about the future possiblity of face transplants. It was so sad, I was in tears by the end - and I'm not a big crier. She was amazing though, I had such admiration for her by the end. I know that sounds somewhat cliche and even a little patronising, but it's not - I was genuinely in awe of the strength she showed. From being so pretty (not that it would be any more okay if she had been completely ugly, but still), to not being able to go out because you scare children... and she was so strong about it. Just kind of said "okay, this is my life now", and lived it as best she could. If I show a fraction of that kind of backbone when things get bad, I'll consider myself a fucking miracle. Seriously.

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

For some reason tenet finds himself drunk. He welcomes the feeling for he enjoys it.

Tenet rank too much Jagger at his friends birthday. Forgive him. He did not mean to; it just happened.

"Forgive me Father, for I am drunk. It has been 4 days since I last imbibed ..."

Shit, Tenet, no confession necessary here ... although I'm not big on the Jaeger.

You Jaegermeister fanatics ... you're like werewolves! Only instead of a full moon, it just takes that green bottle floating by ...

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Tavish

I could really use some apple pie right now!

Umm ... That does sound really good. Especially fresh and hot right out of the oven ... Yum!

I'm thinking about baking some bread today. I am also thinking about watching "The Quiet Man" for St. Patrick's day (yes, I am part Irish) and drinking tonight ... maybe a lot!

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

I'm watching Girls Next Door... Ben, what are YOU doing?

Well, the smart answer would have been, "I'm watching the girls next door!"

Actually, when you asked, I was playing cribbage. Not as exciting, but I won 4 out of 4 games!

Since I lost my PDA phone, I can't really get online at night ... dial-up sucks!

dlerium · 03-17-2006, 06:31 AM

Random Fact: the average attention span of the common house fly is 1 second.

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 06:40 AM

OMG, E_P_S, just when I think you can do nothing more to appear any hotter, I find this in "The Word Association Game":

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Originally Posted by Shi'ark

porn movie flashbacks

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

Bamchikawamwam...

DO ME! NOW! Ha ha ha ha!

pitseleh · 03-17-2006, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by dlerium

Random Fact: the average attention span of the common house fly is 1 second.

But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.

That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!

Disfunction · 03-17-2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pitseleh

But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.

That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!

Not to mention you have to consider their lifespans.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-17-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger

OMG, E_P_S, just when I think you can do nothing more to appear any hotter, I find this in "The Word Association Game":

DO ME! NOW! Ha ha ha ha!

Well.. Okay.. Why Not..

*Furiously Humps Your Leg*

I'm getting pretty good at this.

Uhh.. Here's a Kleenex though, you're going to need it.

*sheepish grin*

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-17-2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Wise Child

I saw that girl on a TV programme about the future possiblity of face transplants. It was so sad, I was in tears by the end - and I'm not a big crier. She was amazing though, I had such admiration for her by the end. I know that sounds somewhat cliche and even a little patronising, but it's not - I was genuinely in awe of the strength she showed. From being so pretty (not that it would be any more okay if she had been completely ugly, but still), to not being able to go out because you scare children... and she was so strong about it. Just kind of said "okay, this is my life now", and lived it as best she could. If I show a fraction of that kind of backbone when things get bad, I'll consider myself a fucking miracle. Seriously.

I don't know if you got to see this, before the Drama Llama Stampede occured the other night..

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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars

I had the privelege to meet Jacqueline when I lived in Austin, several years ago.

She was trapped in that burning car while they were trying to free her after the accident, her rescuers had to watch her burn while they frantically tried to get her out.

She is an amazing young woman, who has Strength and Courage unlike anything I have ever seen in my life.

I haven't thought about her in a very long time, and seeing her picture brought it all back.

It makes me feel weak for feeling so terrible about my illnesses, when I think about everything she has endured, and will endure for the rest of her life.

Bless You Jacqueline..

*tears*

She really is one of the most Incredible people I have ever met in my life.

She is back in Venezuela now, last I heard.

More Amazing than that, she has actually forgiven the Man who did that to her and killed her friends.

I don't know if I could be that Forgiving. I really don't..

But She definitely Rocks the Stars.. Without a doubt..

Wise Child · 03-17-2006, 09:12 AM

Wow. It's humbling, it really is. I did miss that - after ten minutes or so of reading back over the stampede, my head started to fuzz and I got this weird buzzing noise in my ears...

I remember on the programme, one of the guys who got her out saying, "we could hear this awful screaming in the burning car, and then the screams stopped and I thoght, "thank god that girl's stopped suffering"". Guess again...

You're right though, from what I saw she was amazing. They were developing techniques to help people like her, and I genuinely hope to god that one day there's something they can do for her, that will make her life even a little more bearable... not that she seemed to feel hugely sorry for herself. But still... *teary* Damn you, EPS! You got me again! Just as I've been telling everyone I'm not a big crier!

Empty_Purple_Stars · 03-17-2006, 09:16 AM

That's okay.. Pretty much makes me cry everytime I think about it..

It's a humbling perspective isn't it..

Wise Child · 03-17-2006, 09:19 AM

It really is. And to have forgiven the guy... I'd love to be able to say that I could be that strong, but I really have no idea if I could. And I don't think there are many people out there who could say different. She is an incredibly singular woman.

dlerium · 03-17-2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by pitseleh

But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.

That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!

They also take off backwards, like helicopters. So you gotta bash the little fukkers from behind

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 09:51 AM

I'm tired of "fly" trivia.

Has anyone mentioned in "Random" that the male porcupine has to pee on the female porcupine in order to soften her quills before mating?

Oh, someone probably already has. But, in those prickly little critters it's a necessity, not a fetish!

WolfMoon · 03-17-2006, 12:13 PM

Talk about needing a golden shower, Ben!

*ewww*

Ben Lahnger · 03-17-2006, 12:22 PM

*ewww* indeed! But it could be worse ... I'd rather talk about porcupines than black widow spiders!