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03-21-2006, 10:43 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
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I almost forgot!
WELCOME BACK KOROVA!!!
*hugz*
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03-21-2006, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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**Thanks Wolfie baby!** I hear you're a mod now, mmm... such power, come 'ere.
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Originally Posted by IlGato_DiDiablo
I had a cat that commited suicide! I was depressed for more than a month. I used to live on the 16th floor and my window was open, so I walked in my room and I saw it there and I told it to go down, it didn't reply. I left and I came back and it was on the other edge, I started walk back and forth, then I don't know what the hell went through it's head, it gave this roar-ous meow and jumped out.
It was my first cat, it was black and had yellow green eyes. I missed it so much!  |
My condolences, dear. That must be terrible to witness.
That's not an uncommon event. That's the exact reason that if you're ever going to get a cat, get two. If they get lonely they are likely to commit suicide.
I've always owned cats in pairs.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-21-2006, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Lebanon
Posts: 818
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Burger King's large fries have 600 calories in them!!
Well, at least they're better than McDonald's (610 kcal)
I'm never eating from them ever again!!!
Ok, that might've been an exaggeration...
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03-21-2006, 12:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I need some of those fries!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-21-2006, 12:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Yep! Me tooo! And I do like McD's fries over others.
Although, lately, I've started buying the frozen steakhouse fries and baking them on a cookie sheet in the oven. Yum!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 12:32 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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I have a new pic in profile.
It was taken about a week ago.
I'm nervous about this but you guys are like family so what the hell. Also, I picked the cutest picture that I had.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-21-2006, 12:36 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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you look perfect, tenet. the only thing that would have been better is a pic of you kissing a pussy.
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"How many times can I say I'm not sorry? And how many ways can I show I don't care?" - Type O Negative
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03-21-2006, 12:36 PM
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BUNNY!!!! That is so CUUUUTE! You're so sexy!
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03-21-2006, 12:49 PM
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Tenet you are still one of the most beautiful people I know!
And the bunny is pretty cute too.
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03-21-2006, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Tenet, I like it. A week ago? You look great! And that is as much as I'm gonna say before I start sounding like I'm flirting with you or something ...
not that there's anything wrong with that.
BTW, what's your friend's name?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Wednesday is World Water Day. Did you know that around the world, 1 billion people – 20% of the population – don’t have clean drinking water?
http://www.worldwaterday2006.org/
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 01:01 PM
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All I have to do is make it through today and I'll have two days off. God I can't wait for this day to be over. 8 1/2 hours seems so far away. >.<
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03-21-2006, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hey, who knew this thread in General was legit?
Journalist's request for professional Goths
I just read the resulting article (linked to in the last post by admin Gothic.net) and like it a lot! I'm thinking the recent troll outbreaks caused another overreaction, but the Journalist did a good job.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I don't think it's wrong of them to ask. You have a choice on whether to answer or not ... and can also choose to answer yes or no.
It was a valid request. I wouldn't have answered it, but I wouldn't have closed the thread either. Just my opinion.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I just streamed the Blondie/Doors remix "Rapture Riders" and it's the closest I've felt to tripping since I quit using drugs. I think I like it, but it sure is strange.
You can stream it here:
http://www.punknews.org/article.php?...rder=0&thold=0
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 08:22 PM
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#7016
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Kerova, you've been missed! I've seen people asking about you many times since you moved and started getting serious at school. I would have asked, so it's good to hear your are doing well at school.
Welcome back, man! 
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I musta been out of it this morning because I missed this awesome post. Thanks Ben!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and give E_E major props for making that joke that landed me out of my chair.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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03-21-2006, 08:46 PM
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Om my God, it's a fucking miracle...
I actually got home from work at a decent time! Too bad things are just going to get more fucked up there from here on out.
*Sigh
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03-21-2006, 08:57 PM
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The night got better! We have a gallon full of Jelly Belly jellybeans!
Course I'm an addict when it comes to these things and will end up eating them till I get sick.
*Pops Jelly Belly in mouth
Ah, fuck it.
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03-21-2006, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I just had my first Jelly Bellys recently. I said, "No thank you, I don't care for jelly beans." ... I was told, "You'll like these!" and they were right.
How do they get those amazing flavors SO right?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7
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What do you call a goth lying in the road?
A speed bump.
Two goths are walking down the road, one says "I just bought the new
Love Like Blood CD."
The other says "F_ck me, a talking goth!"
How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old
lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you
doing with that revolting creature?"
"Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.
What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer?
Goth balls.
Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
"So nice not to see you again"
Wayne Hussey dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, he meets up
with Gabriel who gives him the grand tour of heaven. While touring he
sees many familiar faces including Jimi Hendrix, Ian Curtis, Mary
Shelly, and of course Nick Fiend kinda shows up once in a while... And
then he sees Andrew Eldritch Sitting on a HUUUGE throne.. Wayne Says to
Gabriel "I didn't know Andrew was dead!" Gabriel replies, "Oh, that's
God(tm) He only thinks he's Andrew."
What's another name for a gothgirl?
A Crow-ho.
What do goths buy at the liquor store when they don't have much cash?
Crow-Magnums.
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!"
"It's not dead Sir, it's just dreaming."
How many goths does it take to make cheesecake?
None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.
Two goths are having sex. (Strange, I know, but true.) Suddenly, the
girl goth comes.
"Darling, darling!" says the boy goth, "what's wrong?"
"Nothing," says the girl goth, "nothing at all. Why?"
"You moved."
Why did the goth cross the road?
It didn't, it was dead.
What's black and sits in the corner?
A dead baby goth.
What's black and knocks on the window?
A goth in a microwave.
"He's *such* a *goth* ..."
"How *much* of a goth *is* he?"
"... that when he hangs around the house ... he *hangs* around the
house!"
"Say, who was that *goth* I saw you with last night?"
"*That* was no *goth*! I'm a *necrophiliac*!"
How does a perkygoff paint his ceiling black?
He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.
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03-21-2006, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I just had my first Jelly Bellys recently. I said, "No thank you, I don't care for jelly beans." ... I was told, "You'll like these!" and they were right.
How do they get those amazing flavors SO right?
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My favorite is the buttered popcorn. Didn't think I'd like it so much in candy form but oh my lord how I do love them!
Man my family is gonna kill me when they find out how many I'm going to eat.
*Hee
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03-21-2006, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Man, that's not even the first time a malcontent posted that particular list of goth jokes here. I've seen that list put up here by a troll before, and it was boring the first time.
So, Blawk, (he said with baiting breath) how's tricks? Whatcha been up to? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by eyesofatragedy
My favorite is the buttered popcorn. Didn't think I'd like it so much in candy form but oh my lord how I do love them!
Man my family is gonna kill me when they find out how many I'm going to eat.
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I passed on the popcorn, but was really suprised by the banana! Am I correct in understanding that there is a cheesecake flavor. Oh, now that would be my undoing!
Yay for Eyes and her murder-inspiring, Jelly Belly hogging feast! Whee!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2006, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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*big sigh of relief* I had been stressing out about a research paper but I already have five pages written in about two and a half hours. I'm going to work on it tonight but I'll definitely have a good deal done soon. And that's awesome.
I also got Neopets: The Darkest Faerie game today. I'm going to play it tonight or tomorrow whenever I get the time. And I don't care if it's geeky. XD
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03-21-2006, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Since I stop by every few days or so, I post a whole lot. I don't suppose that bothers any of you.
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