a wtf moment - Page 7

Ben Lahnger · 03-13-2006, 11:11 AM

Um, yeah ... a little teeth hurts and annoys the hell out of me!

If I wanted that kind of treatment I could just bang it on the corner of the coffee table!

WTF?

tenet_2012 · 03-13-2006, 11:12 AM

Or on the door frame...

IlGato_DiDiablo · 03-13-2006, 11:18 AM

Or someone's good knee strength..

Same pain...

Okay, maybe alittle more.

dlerium · 03-13-2006, 12:36 PM

A woman walks into my store starts to head out the door again, turns around, looks at me and says "Sometimes when I am standing up I just fall over." she proceeded to buy a bag of popcorn ($.50) which she paid for in two quarters that did not sound normal as they clinked into my palm. I waited till she was out the door to investigate the odd sounding quarters and it turns out one is a 1961 1/2 silver quarter worth $1.99. Damn, now I will have college money for kids if I ever have any.

Someone set the dumpster out back on fire today by throwing a lit cigarette into it. Jackass, now security is looking at me weird because I was outside smoking after the fact.

tenet_2012 · 03-13-2006, 12:49 PM

What The Fuck

Warning Graphic!

Ben Lahnger · 03-13-2006, 12:55 PM

Whoa! That there just might be my all time WTF!

I don't think I have words to describe ... I'd ask what was going through his mind, but that's obvious.

dlerium · 03-13-2006, 12:58 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

Reject_Bunnies · 03-13-2006, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dlerium

I waited till she was out the door to investigate the odd sounding quarters and it turns out one is a 1961 1/2 silver quarter worth $1.99.

I love coin stories like this,how did you know it was worth $1.99?

wild spider · 03-13-2006, 01:08 PM

my faveourite what the fuck moment was when i got my first peircing done, my nipple. the guy that did it was this proper beefy bull dog biker (of E_E proportions). i was all good when he was doing it but after i started to get dizzy, then when i started seeing the big blots over my eye's i just had time to say "hey guys gonna pass out now" and promptly did. remember feeling like i was floating and then i felt a hot wetness. "o shit" i thought "better come round" so opened my eyes to find this huge biker gipping my soulders so i didnt fall off the chair and grining manicly centimeters from my face :O io jumped up saying very loudly "sorry love, i just pissed on you" at this point i still didnt really know where i was and was shoved in direction of the toilet through an applauding tattoo parlour, bowing all the way

and then came the hour long bus journy with me dripping with piss and my boyfreind trying to stop me flashing my new metal boob extenton to innocent passers by

Queenofdarkness57 · 03-13-2006, 01:08 PM

BEN has no " semi" nude women ( wearing black of course) in his av? WTF!

dlerium · 03-13-2006, 01:08 PM

I looked up what it was going for on ebay. I did not get it appraised or anything but it is an odd shade of silver and in very good condition. Ebay is usually either prices blown out of proportion or vastly underpriced but it is a good device for a quick estimate. I also have a penny from 1955 courtesy of an unknowing customer, it is worth..

drumroll please....

$0.01!!!!!!!

Reject_Bunnies · 03-13-2006, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dlerium

I also have a penny from 1955 courtesy of an unknowing customer, it is worth..$0.01!!!!!!!

I could have told you that one

Unless the coin is perfectly untouched (proof/mint-65),it's worth face value.
With the rare exception of a ultra rare mintmark,and even then if it's touched your hand....you might as well spend it.

dlerium · 03-13-2006, 01:30 PM

I just kept that one for my mom, it is the year she was born and I love giving her hell. I called her when I got it to tell her had a penny as old as her....... and mentioned something about dinosaurs pressing it

Queenofdarkness57 · 03-13-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Queenofdarkness57

BEN has no " semi" nude women ( wearing black of course) in his av? WTF!

OOh, my bad. I take that back! I just found out that there is after all a topless woman! HEHE

She_Is_My_Sin · 03-13-2006, 01:35 PM

This was just something I remembered today. When I went to go see Woman In Black I went onto the coach wearing a black ribbon in my hair. As I sat down I noticed it was missing & thought 'oh well...'. After the show I sat in a new seat & was chatting to my friend, when a piece of black ribbon fell from the compartment above onto my lap. When I checked it over I realised that it was indeed the smae ribbon. It really scared me. Not as much as the heffer of a spider though.

bunnicula · 03-13-2006, 09:12 PM

Last night I went to a coffehouse-bookstore with my study group, which consists of 5 people, 3 of whom actually showed up. We had two tables pushed together and 5 chairs, with 2 empties for the latecomers. It was crowded, so a couple of people came up and asked if they could use the chairs, but we said, sorry we are waiting for 2 more. The third person to come up to us just said hello and sat down at our table and started drinking his latte! WTF! He didn't ask for the chair, just sat down with us. After he got up, another person did the same thing but didn't even say hello. He just sat down at our table, opened up a binder, plunked his motorcycle helmet down next to my coffee and ignored us-at OUR table!

Now, I know that is normal in some places, maybe bars or something, or maybe in other countries, but I have lived in the US all my life and thought I had a pretty good idea of what "boundaries" means to Americans. Such as, not sitting at other peoples' tables at cafe's and restaurants. But I guess I was wrong. I was not mad about the people sitting down with us, I was just like, WTF?

IlGato_DiDiablo · 03-14-2006, 12:00 AM

My weirdest wtf moment was sometime about last year, I was walking around a really bad neighbourhood and I find this guy jacking off and puking his ass off. It was so disgusting, I was like wtf.

Wtf is a regular word that I use most of the time.

Deviant Kitten · 03-14-2006, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GeishaGirl

PIctures. We are definitly going to need pictures as proof of that.

Well, I could lend you my boyfriend's camera-phone so you could have a peek at the pics, but then I'd have to kill ya afterwards!

Deviant Kitten · 03-14-2006, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by tenet_2012

What The Fuck

Warning Graphic!

Eerrggghh!!! *pukes*

That's just.... *pukes again* ...disgusting!!!

tenet_2012 · 03-14-2006, 04:44 AM

Did you read the caption?

WolfMoon · 03-14-2006, 07:20 AM

What's a caption?

Ben Lahnger · 03-14-2006, 07:29 AM

Tenet, I might have made the disclaimer caption read:

Warning: Extremely Graphic!

Especially important is the colon. Otherwise people (like me) think they might be going to look at something like this:

I'm not meaning to pick, but I had the same reaction ("Eerrggghh!!! *pukes*"). I'm glad I went and looked at it, but a clearer forewarning might have been helpful.

Shi'ark · 03-14-2006, 07:35 AM

so it has something to do with Lasers... do you think the sign is clear euogh

Ben Lahnger · 03-14-2006, 07:43 AM

By the way, while looking for the graphic for that last post, I plugged "warning" into google's image search and got the following results:

WTF?

Ben Lahnger · 03-14-2006, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Shi'ark

so it has something to do with Lasers... do you think the sign is clear euogh

No, Shi'ark, the original link from Tenet's post wasn't about lasers. I was just posting a "warning graphic" to illuminate the problem with his caution disclaimer.

His link was to a very disturbing description and pictures of a guy who let his head get very damaged. It was definitely a WTF appropriate item, but definitely could put you off your lunch.