the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 37

mutsumiasakura · 05-11-2006, 04:39 PM

Granted, but you don't get the channel it shows on.

I wish I wasn't sunburnt. *wrinkled nose of discontent*

WizardElement5 · 05-11-2006, 04:43 PM

You are not, but have to become creature of the night and never venture out in sunlight again.

I wish I could open portal to fifth dimension.

Crom Crauch · 05-11-2006, 06:40 PM

granted, but Cthulu and Nyarlathotep emerge and eat you with much tentacular nastiness.

I wish I had a chibi-cthulu

Morrigan_Dubh · 05-12-2006, 03:08 AM

Granted, but it's alive and eats your face off and sends you to hell.

I wish I had something really delicious and healthy to eat for lunch.

disorder · 05-12-2006, 05:34 PM

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts before you can eat it.

I wish that we could cook nice tasting food in Home Economics at school

mutsumiasakura · 05-12-2006, 05:35 PM

Granted, but you don't get to eat it.

I wish that I didn't have to write three essays in the next week.

Paper_Wings · 05-12-2006, 06:03 PM

Granted. You have to write 4.

I wish I was a tazmanian tiger.

NachtSorcier · 05-12-2006, 06:31 PM

Granted, but you have some sort of jungle virus that causes you to be weak and get mauled by a rival tiger within minutes.

I wish I lived in France.

mutsumiasakura · 05-12-2006, 06:34 PM

You do live in France . . . but as soon as you move there, a group of radical facist bohemian junkies overthrows the government in a bloody coup, and you are executed for the good of society in the midst of all the uproar.

I wish I could fly.

NachtSorcier · 05-12-2006, 06:36 PM

You can fly, but your wish causes wings to sprout from your back which break as soon as you reach 1000 feet.

I wish my nails would grow faster.

SaucyFig · 05-12-2006, 06:57 PM

They do but all at different speeds

I wish my house was self cleaning

NachtSorcier · 05-12-2006, 07:02 PM

It is, but like in the Ray Bradbury story it eventually sucks itself into oblivion.

I wish the President would die.

SaucyFig · 05-12-2006, 07:15 PM

He does but unfortunately it's from a strategic nuclear strike that is the start of a nuclear holocaust that destroys the whole planet and every living creature.

I wish my money tree really grew money.

NachtSorcier · 05-12-2006, 07:22 PM

It grows money, but it attracts a *lot* of attention and the mob rips it apart to the point it can no longer grow.

I wish I had an endless supply of vodka and orange juice.

SaucyFig · 05-12-2006, 07:44 PM

Granted. You now have a cocktail fountain in your home but the liquid delight flows faster than you or any of your guests can drink it. It fills the room until the doors and windows are blown out and runs out into the streets. Your home is destroyed and all your neighbors are now rude, obnoxious drunks that won't stop throwing up in your yard.

I wish I could control time.

disorder · 05-13-2006, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Paper_Wings

Granted. You have to write 4.

I wish I was a tazmanian tiger.

I'm sorry, but as I live in Tasmania, I couldn't help myself. You spelt Tasmania wrong. Blah >< And tigers (Thylacine) have been extinct for around 50 years now.

Right, onwards >>>

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Originally Posted by SaucyFig

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but whilst travelling back in time, you make a calculation error, sending you back to pre-historic times, where you promtly get eaten by a Velociraptor

I wish I had a paperclip

WizardElement5 · 05-13-2006, 07:54 PM

You do, but the paperclip falls in love with your stapler and they elope together, leaving you no means of fastening papers together at all.

I wish the little green men wouldn't fly their spaceships so close to the house when I'm trying to sleep.

disorder · 05-13-2006, 08:05 PM

Granted. The Little Green Men turn into Big Green Men and fly their ship into you're house, whilst you are sleeping.

I wish that I could play the guitar

NachtSorcier · 05-14-2006, 05:23 AM

Granted, but the only song you can ever play is Cotton Eye Joe.

I wish I would stop seeing things that aren't there in my peripheral vision.

succubus,queenofvampires · 05-14-2006, 07:47 AM

Granted, but instead you stop seeing at all and become blind. You go and get a dog that you think is trained to guide your way, but it turns out that he isn't. So, you get hit by a bus.

I wish I could finish all my homework on time.

NachtSorcier · 05-14-2006, 10:29 AM

Granted, but you do it all so fast you screw up and fail it all. This brings down your confidence and you fail everything and get a big red X stamped on your face and thrown out of school, so you never get a good career and you die poor and lonely.

I wish for Spencer to hire me.

angel011 · 05-14-2006, 10:39 AM

Granted, but you discover by accident that your boss is a psychopath killer. What's more, he sets you up, so you spend the rest of your life in jail instead of him. In jail, you become everybody's sex toy.

I wish to be able to buy every book I like.

NachtSorcier · 05-14-2006, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by angel011

Granted, but you discover by accident that your boss is a psychopath killer. What's more, he sets you up, so you spend the rest of your life in jail instead of him. In jail, you become everybody's sex toy.

Actually, that sounds pretty good. I hope they have leather in prison.

Granted, but all of the books are home to little demons that fly out and posess your mind and make you kill your whole family, your mailman, six strangers and then yourself.

I wish I was in the mood to fix dinner.

angel011 · 05-14-2006, 10:58 AM

Yeah, I had a feeling you might sort of like the jail idea. The demons sound like fun, too, they'd probably get sick while trying to posess my mind.

Your wish is granted, but you get a long expected phone call, forget that you're preparing dinner, a fire starts out in your kitchen, and only ashes remain from you and your home.

I wish for a house full of cats.

succubus,queenofvampires · 05-14-2006, 11:48 AM

Granted, but these cats team up with the demons that already inhabit your house, and the cats and demons mate forming the "catmons",really powerful cat-like demons, which succeed in possessing your mind, thus making you put an end to human existence on Earth.

I wish that I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow morning.